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January 4th, 2023

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/r/Weird

3 years ago

This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys

January 4th, 2023

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XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS

3 years ago

Could be an Aids/makeup test monkey? Your best bet is trying to feed it by hand to see if it's friendly.

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Ok-Construction7440

3 years ago

The eyeliner suggests you are right

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Did you spank the monkey?

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DrewciferCDXX

3 years ago

Don't you know you got to shock the monkey!

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R_e_s_t_l_e_s_s

3 years ago

Bigfoot!

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atuarti

3 years ago

More of a smallfoot i think

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WillyBoy333

3 years ago

You stand corrected... +1 monkey

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Phayd2Blaque

3 years ago

Looks like he has a story to tell.

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Vyxen17

3 years ago

Ok clearly there's at least one

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loopingrightleft

3 years ago

May be a cat?

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balrus-balrogwalrus

3 years ago

There is one fewer human on the island. Return to monke has officially begun.

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theheadofkhartoum627

3 years ago

Maybe he took an UBER...

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Khan_Behir

3 years ago

No sir... that there is 1 monkey. So, your population is 1 🐒.

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pootshoop

3 years ago

Population 1 monkey

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Motor-Beach-4564

3 years ago

Population 1 monkey

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Lasair86

3 years ago

Hey look man I'm not going to say I didn't mean to put monkeys on your small island but I had an invoice that said "put monkeys on small Islands" and I have three cargo ships full of 37,000 monkeys and there's only so many small islands that I can put them on so the best I can tell you is "I'm sorry but I have to follow orders just so I can make my 1.23$ an hour... "

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Anyone know what kinda monkey

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helluvapotato

3 years ago

Baron spider monkey, according to the Wikipedia page this photo is stolen from.

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tbasan

3 years ago

Skinwalker

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abudine77

3 years ago

Airbnb?

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up_N2_no_good

3 years ago

He looks so sad. He needs some love and attention.

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darksoulsremastered

3 years ago

Illegal immigration affects people in all walks of life.

CldWtrDiver100

3 years ago

Your odds of seeing a monkey on an island with no monkeys is very low. But it is never zero.

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Relevant_Walk9145

3 years ago

Looks demonic

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rohanrmcb

3 years ago

Thats my neighbour on vacation, he'll be out in 8 days

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[deleted]

3 years ago

boooooooo

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Over_cheesed_pizza

3 years ago

Trolling aside those eyes are activating every primal “get the fuck out of there” feeling and I don’t like it

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makoadog

3 years ago

Ever watch ‘Outbreak”?

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Beebiddybottityboop

3 years ago

Liar.

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Alcidal

3 years ago

Hmmm banana

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moronboone5

3 years ago

Now you do

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TryAgn747

3 years ago

I see at least 1 monkey

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I_Dont_Wannabe_Here_

3 years ago

Is no one going to talk abt the eyes....stop trying to steal my soul bro

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Apart_Ad810

3 years ago

he chill af

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BakedBaker42

3 years ago

Teleporting monkey

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martdan010

3 years ago

O.P had a monkey to get off his back anyway

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waaz16

3 years ago

LIAR LIAR PLANTS FOR HIRE

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ZombieAppetizer

3 years ago

Based on his eyes, I'm pretty sure this monkey has a side quest for us.

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Mysterious-Meat2323

3 years ago

Population 1 monkey

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PKVarianceArts

3 years ago

Was he given the cookie he deserves?

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ScroungerYT

3 years ago

Pathological liar.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

?

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ScroungerYT

3 years ago

?

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CommanderOfPudding

3 years ago

Why are you doing this

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Cryowatt

3 years ago

Weird, he also showed up on Wikipedia. That monkey gets around.

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bigfloppydonkeydng

3 years ago

Op is a poopy face liar.

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Funny_or_not_bot

3 years ago

He's Phoney! A big fat phoney!

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[deleted]

3 years ago

OP doesn’t know he’s a monkey that lives in a zoo

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justTHEwraith

3 years ago

Or he's a Wikipedia photographer..

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Funniest comment of this year

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Happy cake day

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Danke schön

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[deleted]

3 years ago

What a coincidence

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TERMINATORCPU

3 years ago

Let the down-votes for OP commence.

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TableQuiet1518

3 years ago

Pretty sure most of his account is built on straight up plagiarizing people

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Psk499

3 years ago

r/quityourbullshit

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[deleted]

3 years ago

dude it’s literally a picture from wikipedia, you really have no base of argument to stand on

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hanryeeahearmy

3 years ago

BOOOO! It's bullshit!

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ThreeNC

3 years ago

WTF? Look at OP's bio. This is like the ultimate troll account.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Looking into his profile is the real weird part.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Wtf did I just read? He's living on an island off a Chile while he's attending Wharton business school, but also starting his own law firm and removing rotten baseballs from cadavers at med school. Wild ride.

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NoKnee1971

3 years ago

No you don’t

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BroadswordEpic

3 years ago

Technically, the monkey population has grown to one.

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pootshoop

3 years ago

Ahh shit beat me to it. Should have scrolled down once lol

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

I guess so 😂

hanryeeahearmy

3 years ago

Why you gotta lie?

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lutavian

3 years ago

Because they have nothing to be truthful about

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Captaindude69

3 years ago

no you didn’t 💀

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[deleted]

3 years ago

[deleted]

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

I went inside for a few minutes and when I came out he was gone. I thought he returned to the hole from whence he came, but then I saw him up on a lamppost staring down at me with the same eyes. Then he assaulted an elderly lady walking by. A demon indeed…

bigfloppydonkeydng

3 years ago

Do you live at a Venezuela zoo where this pic was taken?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Omg is that where this tyke is from? I’m write off the coast of Chile so that makes sense

Ill-Play616

3 years ago

Bro, stfu.

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c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

3 years ago

How is it you have no idea where the picture was taken, yet you claim he was in your backyard?

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MoreThan2_LessThan21

3 years ago

Sounds like you need a new monkey census

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Swimming-Tap-4240

3 years ago

Then it isn't a monkey.It's just a funny looking neighbour.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

1*

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HoppersDream

3 years ago

Maybe one of your neighbors is an animal trafficking enjoyer

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waffles2go2

3 years ago

So do I - and this picture on google image search! Brownspidermonkey

You're reddit famous!

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Letsput2inher

3 years ago

Population of at least one monkey…

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durenatu

3 years ago

Rarest Pokemon (by region)

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SilentMaster

3 years ago

Wow, OP just happens to be an awesome nature photographer with a nice zoom lens. What are the odds? Probably pretty high since a monkey showed up on an island with no monkeys.

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makoadog

3 years ago

Ooooo, you lie. Tsk tsk. LOL - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_spider_monkey

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Substantial-Lion8031

3 years ago

Looks like a chill dude

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Where there's 1 there's more. Keep us updated when the rest start showing up.

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