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/r/Showerthoughts

3 years ago

When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.

January 4th, 2023

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kaosaraptor

3 years ago

I work in agricultural insurance and I can tell you farmers are technologically affluent. They got drones flying over their fields. They got gps on their tractors. Not the mom & pop farms which are just a dozen acres or so, but the huge Farms that are thousands of acres. Trust me, they are doing everything they can to min max their fields. We are already in an agricultural boom, and have been, you just don't know it.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

I’m sure this is how it works in theory, but I drive by farmland on a daily basis and have never seen anything from the 21st or even 20th century. Probably you are thinking of something else.

sovereign666

3 years ago

lmao "i drive by farms sometimes I know what im talking about"

farmers are driving the right to repair movement by hacking their own tractors.

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Wezard_the_MemeLord

3 years ago

have never seen anything from the 21st or even 20th century

Haven't you literally seen a single tractor? Also, if we assume that farms nearby you actually are poorly financed and don't use much tech, you really think that farmers don't know what internet is?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

I refuse to be talked to this way by a “MemeLord.”

Wezard_the_MemeLord

3 years ago

Okay, Mr. Dickus Maximus. I actually want to change the nickname on this shitty website

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Illustrious_Cicada_2

3 years ago

bros litterally called Lucius Dickus Maximus 💀

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Wezard_the_MemeLord

3 years ago

Okay, Mr. Dickus Maximus. I actually want to change the nickname on this shitty website

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Wrong_Opposites

3 years ago

You are an idiot and a jackass.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

I’ve been a keynote speaker at several conferences about theoretical computer science but yeah I guess your opinion is more valuable than that

Wrong_Opposites

3 years ago

Congratulations, you're still an idiot.

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Rawesome16

3 years ago

Source : trust me bro

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Zizler23

3 years ago

You are an arrogant idiot then

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kaosaraptor

3 years ago

I'm not saying every farm is like this. I would even say the small farms are excluded. It's big ones I'm talking about.

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KoopaSweatsInShell

3 years ago

Check out some of the farming YouTubers like Millennial Farmer and Larson Farms. Those guys are the rule not the exception.

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mrmayhemsname

3 years ago

Farmers....... know how to use internet. Farms aren't time capsules of the 1800s, they are impacted by tech too

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Showerthoughts_Mod

3 years ago

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"

(For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

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Technical-Focus-6303

3 years ago

some farmers get masters degrees in agriculture. i'm pretty sure they know how to use the internet

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TempestRave

3 years ago

no - farmer dumb

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[deleted]

3 years ago

When you are less ignorant you’ll realize they use technology better than you.

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swampthing323

3 years ago

Exactly I put the first satellite network in an iowa cornfield 25 years ago

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E_M_E_T

3 years ago

Have you used the internet before? Farmers are everywhere. I've seen entire farmer communities in comment sections of YouTube videos discussing their strategies for efficiently picking walnuts from trees. I've seen farmers in different continents helping each other diagnose tech problems on online forums (reddit is one such forum).

Maybe when urbanites learn how to use the internet, we'll see a boom in actually insightful comments. What we have now is an abundance of questions that could easily be answered with a single google search. People who have the most access to resources are the least resourceful people, I swear.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Anyone can pretend to be or roleplay as a farmer

YouWouldThinkSo

3 years ago

Just like anyone can be completely ignorant about a population and still make claims about them

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E_M_E_T

3 years ago

So you're saying all the videos of people showing how farming works are all fake?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Touché.

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L_knight316

3 years ago

You're really set on believing that anyone who works a farm is some backwards bumkin from the 1700s, aren't you?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Not so much bumpkins but behind the times for sure. I made a joke to a farmer the other day about how the Russians were wasting a lot of resources trying to invade Ukray and he was super confused. I’m not sure if word has reached the farm yet

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Illustrious_Cicada_2

3 years ago

That goes for basically any profession.

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Alex_butler

3 years ago

When people on this sub finally begin with a correct premise that isn’t ignorant, we will see a boom in this sub

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1lbofdick

3 years ago

Also, the auto-mod bot is all but impossible to get past. I've tried to submit relatively interesting shower thoughts and I never get past moderation though I break none of the rules. And the mods never respond after doing the little checklist quiz.

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defenselaywer

3 years ago

How do you envision a boom in agriculture that is internet based?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

They will be able to learn about new techniques from other farmers and probably will be able to learn that there is a world outside of the countryside (they’re not just giving fruits and veggies to a random scary man on a truck, it’s a middleman who is bringing food into something called the city)

defenselaywer

3 years ago

Sounds like you're totally ignorant about modern agricultural practices, then. I'd encourage you to educate yourself on the subject. Farmers in my area use robotic milkers, put collars around their cows that collect data on everything from the amount of milk they produce to how often they chew their cud ( an indication of their eating habits and overall health) and use online programs to determine insemination schedules. I'm not even a farmer, and I know this stuff. A true agricultural professional could really help you to understand their business. I hope you will follow up and learn about it!

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3 years ago

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typeonapath

3 years ago

It just basically means you don't know. No need to get defensive.

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GDI-Trooper

3 years ago

OP blew straight past ignorant and got arrogant.

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typeonapath

3 years ago

Ignorant of ignorance.

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Co0lie5ter

3 years ago

Surprised it hasn't been said yet, "You don't have to be lonelyyyy! At farmers only dot com!"

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L_knight316

3 years ago

When perpetually online idiots learn that farmers have a greater in depth understanding and application of technology than them, then we will see a fall in dumb shower thoughts.

Edit: Also, what the hell do you think we have now? A fall in agriculture?

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YouWouldThinkSo

3 years ago

Morons gonna moron, what can you do

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Wrong_Opposites

3 years ago

What the fuck kind of dumb ass shower thought is this?

Farmers are highly proficient in technology. Many of them use GIS to help with land maintenance, flood prevention, planning, and many more have to hack their equipment to perform upgrades and maintenance because of John Deere repair monopolies. Many possess advanced degrees in agriculture, engineering, or other studies.

To suggest a farmer is stupid and can't use the internet because they're a farmer is an inherently stupid idea, and strongly suggests you are of both low information and low IQ.

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vid_23

3 years ago

You never been to a farm have you? We aren't in the 90s anymore. A modern tractor has more function than anything in your house

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ubzrvnT

3 years ago

When you learn how to use the internet you will not make such a post.

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BigSmartSmart

3 years ago

In a certain way, you are right. It just happened already. A lot of farmers in developed economies do use the Internet, and there has been an accompanying agricultural boom. Urbanites accordingly pay less for food (as a percentage of total expenses) than ever before. As subsistence farmers around the world gain access to the Internet, the agricultural boom often happens there too.

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3 years ago

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