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February 11th, 2023

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/r/tifu

3 years ago

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

Basically, my dads an English Teacher at the local public high school and he’s the advisor for the robotics club. While I myself attend a private school in the area, my dad often asks me to come help supervise the club— he will go out for a smoke about once an hour, so during those 30 minutes I am usually the only one watching the kids.

Now it might help to add that public school kids are a different breed. The shit they pull is astounding. At my school, there’s a sort of informal motto: ā€œNo B.S.ā€ (ā€œBeing Sillyā€, according to the teachers, though we all know the true meaning of that acronym). It seems like the opposite motto is held by public school kids, even the so-called bright ones.

Today I was extra tired from a day of taking tests for 5 different classes, and I was in a sour mood. Even while my dad was there, this kid Dempin was acting up: putting magnets into his ears, for example, or juggling batteries. My dad snapped at him, which caused the problem behavior to stop, but right after that he went on a smoke break.

It didn’t take Dempin long to start back up again, and this time he was running around and spraying kids with his inhaler. I told him to stop, but he wouldn’t listen. So when he passed me by I tripped him and took the inhaler from where it had landed on the floor.

I didn’t say anything, I just went to the front of the class and threw it into a black cabinet and shut it inside. Dempin began pleading with me to get it back, which I ignored. I guess the stress and the running around really got him, because he started wheezing like a cat with a hairball. At first I thought he was joking or trying to trick me into giving it back, but it became clear very quickly that he was having an asthma attack. I ran to my dads desk and tried to get into the cabinet with Dempin’s inhaler, but it wouldn’t open. I realized then that it was a safe, not a cabinet.

I had Dempin come down with me to the school entrance where my dad was having his smoke. This wasn’t the best idea in hindsight, given that we had to go down 4 flights of stairs and then breathe in dense cigarette smoke, but I wasn’t thinking straight.

I gave my dad a rundown of what happened and he immediately called an ambulance. He kept calling me irresponsible and foolish, which I suppose I deserved. It wasn’t until Dempin was loaded into the ambulance that my dad told me that the safe was one that he got at an antique store and he hadn’t gotten around to changing the code from whatever it had been before.

We stayed outside Dempin’s hospital room for hours, and it seems like he’s going to be okay. But his parents are furious and I’m scared they are going to press charges.

TL;DR I underestimated the foolishness of Public school kids

February 11th, 2023

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Comments:

[deleted]

3 years ago

If this story is true you are an idiotic piece of shit and so is your dad. I guess it runs in the family.

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bros402

3 years ago

holy shit you're an asshole and you fucked up massively

the kids aren't foolish, you and your dad are

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Gerrut_batsbak

3 years ago

Idk if anyone depending on an inhaler to breathe would just willy billy spray people with it.

That stuff is expensive and not supposed to be sprayed on people.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

[deleted]

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silvermice

3 years ago

He still fucked up. Both of them fucked up.

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j4rj4r

3 years ago

Tyfu by using the pupil's name in this totally identifiable and incriminating post

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Citadelvania

3 years ago

I think you meant to post this to r/AITA and yes you are.

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jimjamjermy

3 years ago

You psycho

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Dempin? For sure.

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Mmswhook

3 years ago

What the fuck. What the FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. Your dad shouldn’t be leaving you alone with students that he has a responsibility to. You shouldn’t be tripping children and taking their inhalers! Regardless of what he was doing, you shouldn’t have taken his LIFE SAVING MEDICAL DEVICE. If his parents press charges, it will most likely be on your dad, but depending on your age, you might ALSO be charged. And honestly, you BOTH deserve it. This is… wow.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

If this is real your going to need a good lawyer

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Where is this redneck country, redneck village last bush in the corner?

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[deleted]

3 years ago

I call "B.S." on this story.

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catherinel13

3 years ago

Completely agree! Did a quick stroll through OP's profile. Posts are ale over the place!:

"Posted byu/LuciusDickusMaximus14 days ago

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

I’m 35 years old..."

"Posted byu/LuciusDickusMaximus7 days ago

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

i've been bartending for 7 years..."

"Posted byu/LuciusDickusMaximus28 days ago

Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of ā€œthe looming disaster,ā€ what does it mean?"

"Posted byu/LuciusDickusMaximus2 months ago

(21F) In literature, what is the difference between and extended conceit and a layered motif?

I (21F) am a college student..."

"Posted byu/LuciusDickusMaximus4 months ago

I am Flowe Clavie, the youngest Rhodes Scholar to begin my own law firm. AMA!"

And the list goes on!!

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

This is a PCA. Hundreds of users use this account every year.

-Gersai

[deleted]

3 years ago

Cool. So nothing of value is lost when I block it. Plonk!

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JAT619

3 years ago

Boo this man!

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Pretending to be a shared account isn't going to magically give you a pass for everything.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Lol. He named the kid ā€œDempinā€

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rufusstalin

3 years ago

Spot on. Have an upvote.

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therealfatmike

3 years ago

He leaves the kids alone with you for half of the time? That's on him and he would be fired if in the US.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

[removed]

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therealfatmike

3 years ago

Are you drunk?

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Sambuca8Petrie

3 years ago

If this is real, your dad is an irresponsible idiot and you're a piece of shit.

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Eldryanyyy

3 years ago

He’s still a kid. He’s not had any training. His dad is the one legally and morally responsible here.

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Harry_Gorilla

3 years ago

Nope. He’s been bartending for 7 years. He’s a 35 year old aspiring NBA star. He’s a 22 year old female literature student.

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makogami

3 years ago

This is so fucking hilarious LMAO

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NewPointOfView

3 years ago

You’re the one that fucked up lmao it’s not ā€œpublic school kidsā€ who are foolish here

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Okay well first wrong move was tripping a child you were supervising???? My god, what the fuck did I just read

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look2thecookie

3 years ago

So you're a minor and the adult in charge of these kids leaves them alone with another kid for 50% of the time he is paid or volunteered to work with the robotics club? Your dad is in deep shit.

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BirthdayCarFire

3 years ago

Kids have died from this while in school.

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joeychizzle

3 years ago

You're a piece of shit. You tripped a child and stole something that they depend on? 'I was tired'

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Aruaz821

3 years ago

You sound like an elitist asshole. You’re the one who doesn’t know how to behave. I hope you get in trouble so you can learn a lesson. Most of all, I hope that kid is alright.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Don’t you think Dempin kind of deserved it though?

katrinaclairee

3 years ago

TL;DR my irresponsible dad left me in charge of the kids at his robotics club while he took aggressively long smoke breaks. a kid was acting up, so i did the reasonable thing and tripped him, then confiscated his life-saving medicine. locked said medicine in what i thought was a cabinet but was actually a safe. my dad and i are fucking idiots and should not be responsible for children, ever.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

30 minute smoke breaks every hour?

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-holdmyhand

3 years ago

Like father, like son.

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Arthritic_boner

3 years ago

If your dad is taking 30 minute smoke breaks every 30 minutes, he is gonna find himself having a similar experience in the near future when COPD gets him

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ThinkCow83

3 years ago

No - I can't for a minute believe this is real.... I call BS on this fictional story!

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hisokascumdumpster6

3 years ago

30 minute smoke breaks every hour? as a teacher??

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ThaumKitten

3 years ago

What in the world is wrong with you?

This is entirely your own fault. Tripping children and taking away their direly needed medication.

I'm sorry, did your parents ever teach you what common sense is? Or even human decency?
In what world can you possibly think taking away a child's medicine is in any way acceptable?

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whateverathrowaway00

3 years ago

Nah, the fault is with the adult who left children alone with a bigger child to smoke while on duty.

OP messed up, but he was set up for failure.

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Spiersy_

3 years ago

That kid is running around wasting his medicine by spraying it on other kids, you're crazy if you think a teacher isn't confiscating that shit.

The issue is that the medicine became inaccessible, and also the tripping is a bit problematic, but that might just be an over-exaggeration, hopefully.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Yeah but you haven’t met that little shit, Dempin.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Good ā€˜ol Dempin. That little shit.

Edit 1: Lolā€¦ā€¦ā€Dempinā€

Edit 2: Fuck Dempin

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Dempin is fully recovered, thankfully.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Oh? Is Dempin in the room with us right now?

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WWGWDNR

3 years ago

I don’t even need to read it, but you shouldn’t be anywhere near children. Maybe stay away from people all together.

Also your dad shouldn’t either

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Flowerotica

3 years ago

"A kid is acting childish so I'll commit attempted murder as a punishment" - OP, apparently.

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sharksnoutpuncher

3 years ago

Well played, old boy. Those public school roustabouts deserved a good medical scare for not minding their betters

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Dempin ain’t easy

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Original-Trust-1665

3 years ago

If you confiscate something like this, it goes on the desk infront of you, plain sight. Also after 10mins or so give it back. Rinse and repeat. Its emergency medicine you shouldn't lock it up. Also tell the parents what theyre doing with their medicine

Its worth asking the school reception if they keep a spare for emergency use. Some do. Also ask the class, does anyone have one he can borrow. Most asthmatics have let someone else have a few puffs of theirs in an emergency.

Stay calm, you panic they panic. Ask if they want water. Get them to sit down. Remember asthma can be wheezing and shallow breathing, but it can also be constant coughing.

It was daft what you did, but it wasnt malicious. You got him help straight away. I bet you've certainly learnt your lesson. Make sure you apologise for over reacting.

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thatryanguy82

3 years ago

Think the part where he tripped the kid in order to take away his inhaler may have been malicious.

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RelsircTheGrey

3 years ago

The big fuckup here was not having re-keyed the safe, IMHO. A lot of people are dogging you for tripping the dumb kid and taking his inhaler, but from my perspective...he wasn't going to have it to save himself with, at some point, if he kept spraying people with it like a jackass. Ends justifies the means; and you're both in school. But your dad probably shouldn't leave you to watch them so he can kill himself with cancer sticks, either. That and the safe are the major failures, here.

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__Dystopian__

3 years ago

lol holy shit, bruh....if this is real, you AND your dad deserve the liturgical shit-storm that is heading your way. Please tell me that you are at least that school's assigned Teaching Assistant and not just your dad's son, that's so much worse.

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aplejooce

3 years ago

why is the tdlr pinning it on the kids? they're just having fun, ur dad is irresponsible, and ur a spoiled privileged "higher than thou" asshole.

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yuclv

3 years ago

Lol you're 20 years in one post, 35 in another and a minor in this one? Ok, buddy.

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YouLotNeedWater

3 years ago

How have you potentially killed this child and yet you still berate public school kids, how classist is that? Clearly, you've learned nothing.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Yeah, but what about Dempin? He could be the next Hitler. It’s bad enough that he’s the first Dempin.

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YouLotNeedWater

3 years ago

Fuck Dempin tbh, he's a little shit.

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BeastOGevaudan

3 years ago

Your dad takes 30 min smoke breaks every hour? WTF?

Second, you assaulted a child. Yesh.

You didn't underestimate the foolishness of public school kids. The school district overestimated your father, who could lose his job over this.

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itsgregory

3 years ago

You sound like a private school kid tbh

Take that for what you will………

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PartyLocal6959

3 years ago

Sorry, kids are fucking dicks. The fact the kid wanted to be reckless and go around spraying other kids a offence on his part , too. Yo u ll get through this. I hope it was like at least jr high or highschool aged . Young kuds are asshiles and jr kids are reckless and impulsive still. Hope everything turns out well

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HotPrior477

3 years ago

Meh. The kid was being a dick. He won't be playing with the inhaler again. Served him right.

speedfist2

3 years ago

Its his goddamn medicine

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Does Dempin deserve medicine though? Think about it.

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speedfist2

3 years ago

Yes

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Agree to disagree

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speedfist2

3 years ago

Dawg what his life was put in dangeršŸ’€

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[deleted]

3 years ago

You don’t know Dempin.

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HotPrior477

3 years ago

And? Kid was messing around. Learned him good

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speedfist2

3 years ago

Kid's life was in danger

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HotPrior477

3 years ago

Well it will teach him to be more responsible won't it. Not everyone else's job. I don't care how oldhe is.

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speedfist2

3 years ago

Theres a way better way to do that

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HotPrior477

3 years ago

Your not allowed to smack them anymore. That's what he needed.

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HotPrior477

3 years ago

Well there's always a better way isn't there?

Little kid was being a spaz. Needed a smack. That's been made illegal. So she did what she did and the kid didn't die.

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speedfist2

3 years ago

No need to throw it into a random cabinet, if you're going to Take away the inhaler the obvious move would be to Keep it close to you just in case, not throw it into a random cabinet that just so happened to be a vault that no one knows how to open

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HotPrior477

3 years ago

She said she didn't know that. She should of slapped him up the side of the head.

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speedfist2

3 years ago

This is something reverse flash would do

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