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February 26th, 2023

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/r/uberdrivers

3 years ago

AITA for ditching a ride upon finding out the driver had an eyepatch?

I’m not one to make a big fuss about little things in the service industry. In the modern parlance, you might say I’m not a Karen, although I’m a “Care-In” Nurse so I suppose technically I am. Regardless, despite not liking making problems for people doing their jobs, I will do so if I think they are putting me in danger, as was the case tonight.

Basically, I just booked an uber to take me and my wife to the Citrus Store as we are looking to make some Moscow Mules tonight. As we got into the car, I noticed the driver was wearing an eyepatch. It took me a second to make sense of it, since the only times I had actually seen a human wearing an eyepatch in real life is when I played a pirate in a school play and also when allowed my step daughter to provoke a bee hive and she got stung on the eye. But after my wife and I exchanged a look, it hit me that the man was probably blind in one eye, temporarily or permanently.

I didn’t even close the door, I just said “this is unacceptable” and got out of the car and pulled my wife out with me. As we walked away, he rolled down the window and asked what was wrong. I asked him if he wanted the truth or if he wanted me to spare his feelings. He chose the former.

I told him it was a safety hazard for us to get in a car with a man with one eye obscured and that he should be ashamed of himself, and made a pretty mean pirate joke. He got pretty mad at that but said “thanks for the money” and drove off.

My wife said I was in the right, but that I should have just not said anything to him as he has a right to make a living, and that he probably was as safe a driver as any. And she said my joke was too far. I feel like she might be right, but for some reason I still feel justified. Am I a prick?

EDIT: the joke was “you must be crazy if you think we are boarding the Queen Anne’s Revenge with Italian Blackbeard at the wheel”

February 26th, 2023

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Comments:

sandbox242

3 years ago

That driver can report you to Uber and have you deactivated for discrimination. So yes, you are the asshole

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keyroze

3 years ago

I'm blind in one eye and a better driver than most. I would also wear an eye patch while driving as my eyes don't line up together any more, but I don't for fear of exactly this situation, instead I wear sunglasses all the time when I'm driving

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thedude753

3 years ago

Wow you are the worst. Just the worst.

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ReasonableDonut1

3 years ago

My left eye is legally blind. I’ve been driving since 1991 and haven’t been in an accident since 1999, and I was hit by someone else. You’re definitely the asshole here.

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OkturnipV2

3 years ago

Your next Uber should be to a therapy appointment

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RealLifeKitten

3 years ago

Yes you are the asshole, temporary or not disabled people should still be allowed to make a living and Uber provides a good opportunity for those with disabilities. Your behavior is disgusting.

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Apprehensive_While86

3 years ago

I bet my middle nut op dies of a stress related heart attack because he spends his life looking for insignificant things to fly off the rail at. The fact he posted his ignorant discrimatory tirade is hilarious 😂

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FakePumpGoat

3 years ago

I commend you for asking for insight, but your behavior was unacceptable, especially cracking a joke about someone's disability. The way I see it, if the dmv allows people to drive with one eye, it's not a problem. If you feel uncomfortable riding with someone who has one eye, politely cancel.

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IamKetah

3 years ago

This shit is discriminatory and ignorant as hell!!! If you didn’t feel comfortable then okay, but to say what you said is disgusting 🤮. I hope your stepdaughter is okay but even with that you have got to be one of the worst step parents ever!! If I was your wife I would punch you straight in your eye so you’d have to wear a patch!! You’re more than a prick, you’re a dumb fucker and I hope he reports your ignorant ass. Drive your own shit next time or walk!!!

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fitfulbrain

3 years ago

You are right when you refuse the ride. The driver cannot judge distance with only one eye. If it's temporary, he will not be used to it. If it's permanent, he could have worn sunglasses.

But you are the asshole not treating disabled people with respect. He shouldn't be ashamed of himself. You should.

5-StarUberDriver

3 years ago

Aye, matey, 'twas a lousy joke.

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Alarmed-Surprise-186

3 years ago

Yes, you're a prick. May you and all your family become afflicted by disabilities. Maybe then you will find a speck of compassion.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

My mother is already disabled. I’ll let her know you wish more suffering upon her.

Apprehensive_While86

3 years ago

I am, in fact, armed and surprised by your comment. The name fits, 🫡🤣

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IamKetah

3 years ago

Right ole ignorant bastard!!!

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Dick move.

He still has to pass a drivers test with the DMV to operate a vehicle.

Chances are he is a much better driver than most. He has to pay attention.

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daroudarou

3 years ago

“He has to pay attention” 🤣 I wish ppl did that in Atlanta, hahaha.

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