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/r/traderjoes

3 years ago

After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)

March 15th, 2023

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Comments:

Vanima81

3 years ago

I call BS here. No store captain would allow a stuffed animal that had that happen to it back on the shelf when it would be safer to buy a new one. No captain would risk the potential health hazard and food code violations for a $20 stuffed animal.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Do you only make garbage posts?

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fuuckimlate

3 years ago

Ummmm

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gamecat89

3 years ago

I hope that is a ship of Thebes Bostic

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

😂 took me a second. We did shear off the impacted fur, so not quite ship of Theseus but close enough

breathfromanother

3 years ago

Hyperbole or did that really happen?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

I wish it was hyperbole

breathfromanother

3 years ago

Troll post then?

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Ckelleywrites

3 years ago

Another troll post? Did having the coconut oil one removed not teach you anything?

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_megsnbacon_

3 years ago

What's Holom, GA? We only have a handful of TJ stores in all of GA and there's no town called Holom lol

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Not Georgia lmao, sorry I get how that’s confusing. Was using regional code

_megsnbacon_

3 years ago

Regional code? LOL it's so painfully obvious you are a troll now because that's the biggest BS i've ever heard. There is no town with a trader joes named Holom in the entire country. Plus your bio gives it away. Get a life lol this is so dumb.

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_megsnbacon_

3 years ago

this post coupled with your other posts leads me to believe this is all a troll account

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Ckelleywrites

3 years ago

And not even a funny one at that.

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_megsnbacon_

3 years ago

yeah this is just really stupid

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lankaxhandle

3 years ago

Where is Holom, GA?

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Why would they do that?

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Jewicer

3 years ago

why is it back on the shelf...?

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Where is Holom Ga?

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Low-Lingonberry2760

3 years ago

poor bostic

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reese81944

3 years ago

No amount of cleaning would make that suitable to be near food again. This is gross.

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sowhat59

3 years ago

Call Peta! Animals are not their to mess up with!!! Jk.. but seriously... what did this cute guy do to you, kids?! Makes me mad but I'm thankful to the crew. I'm sure it wasn't fun to bathe him.

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Emkatf

3 years ago

Uhhh

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Awkwardintrovert6610

3 years ago

That’s so messed up!

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[deleted]

3 years ago

What the absolute heck, the kids are not alright, how could you do that to that sweet face!

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endalosa

3 years ago

:0 idk if washing is enough

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

The actually stainage was minimal thankfully, and we caught it minutes after the “crime”

endalosa

3 years ago

it’s a biohazard tho like I wouldn’t even touch that if I was a regular employee

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lamauvaiseherbe

3 years ago

nothing about this feels safe. I hope they move it away from the food at least, jfc.

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Stickgirl05

3 years ago

I hope it’s new…

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lizardRD

3 years ago

That’s terrible! I don’t understand people sometimes. Happy to see he’s back! My daughter loves all the stuffed animals in our store. It’s makes shopping so much easier because she’s always distracted looking for banjo the monkey

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