July 6th, 2023
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It may sound silly, but I am essentially a hit man except I don’t kill, I bring shaming. Although it’s not always peaceful— I once set up a guy and got him in big trouble with a girls bodybuilder boyfriend. You can imagine how that one ended.
Oh and by the w, I run this hustle through the dark web, so you won’t find me on “Google.” But should my services sound interesting, perhaps we can work something out elsewhere.
July 6th, 2023
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This is a very popular misconception. Most ventriloquists do not use puppets.
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I’d say that comics are hacks with no gimmicks.
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Scheckles, my friend. Money. The freaks are taking back to the streets. No one goes to the circus anymore, so now its shakedown, catburglaring, this clown ass creepy bard shit^ and stealing babies from open windows.
Economics, man.
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No.
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But, but, you can use your skill as a ventriloquist and make it sound like someone else did it. It’s fucking perfect. Who pays you for the work you do?
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Circus closed down, but my mortgage didn’t.
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You were in a circus? Did you live in a caravan and smell like elephant dung?
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