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July 16th, 2023

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/r/ask

3 years ago

People who are still awake, how did you fuck up your marriage?

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July 16th, 2023

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[deleted]

3 years ago

I married an alcoholic. She loved me, but she loved the bottle more.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Got married too early... should've played the field awhile longer

BeerisAwesome01

3 years ago

I haven't, I'm busy looking for work:-(

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[deleted]

3 years ago

By settling with myself and wanting the marriage in the first place!

I was young and lacked healthy self esteem. Totally my bad.

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Remo1049

3 years ago

By becoming complacent.

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Screen-Dizzy

3 years ago

I left the country.

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mydresserandtv

3 years ago

Don't give it the attention it needs. I'm divorced now!

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Treat_Street1993

3 years ago

The low point was last summer when I said a bunch of fucked up shit over the phone while delerious with coronavirus fever.

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jdav0808

3 years ago

I loved Popov vodka.

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voltechs

3 years ago

Just to be clear, you don’t want answers from people who are still asleep?

(Post doesn’t have “serious answers” flair)

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Tyrigoth

3 years ago

I convinced myself she was a better person than she actually was. My bad.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

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Dry_Tart8145

3 years ago

You think this is witty / funny yet it’s creepy and shows that you spent effort

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Novel-Assignment4684

3 years ago

It was a doozy.

I invited a female friend over.

That got me divorced

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RedditSucksNow3

3 years ago

For the purpose of fornication?

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Novel-Assignment4684

3 years ago

For the purposes of fulfilling a promise to a deceased mate to stay friends with his widow

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Training_Ad_8387

3 years ago

Classic

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Damn.

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ibjim2

3 years ago

By getting married in the first place

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beckjami

3 years ago

Came to say the same thing.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

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Life-Juggernaut-6595

3 years ago

Account name?

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Hahaha it’s all been deleted at this point

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MIAMIRABBIT

3 years ago

Not crazy enough to ever get married.. there is just too much pussy walking around out there.

JohnSourcer

3 years ago

This is the way.

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lavender_pig

3 years ago

And clearly u don’t get any

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MIAMIRABBIT

3 years ago

Seriously, that's all you got.if you are going to come at me , don't come with this weak shit.

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lavender_pig

3 years ago

This is why u don’t get any 😬

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MIAMIRABBIT

3 years ago

You are absolutely correct..

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