August 25th, 2023
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As a lass, how do lads get “brewballs”?
took a guy home from the bar last night and he refused to take off his clothes and just wanted to cuddle. was totally okay with that, but his explanation threw me. he told me he had drank too much beer and because of that his “pistons” felt like they were frozen and needed to be clothed for warmth. he called it brewballs. real? how?
August 25th, 2023
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GoldenDerp
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[deleted]
Yes this, or he actually liked you a lot and knew he was going to bust in a second... or he already busted in his pants and was like well lets just cuddle ya for sure.
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Weazy-N420
I like that one….”Oops! I’m done….. Care for some post-pants jizz cuddles?”
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[deleted]
I laughed too hard at that. Omg at the subs Reddit suggests for me.
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tigernet_1994
As Shakespeare notes - provokes the desire but taketh away the performance.
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Noobsauce9001
Emboldens the spirit, impedith the flesh
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granistuta
OP apparently managed to get a wife now 10 days later.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/169fole/wife_threatened_to_leave_five_star_reviews_saying/
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aurora4000
Poster is a troll.
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Thebeatybunch
The account is a PCA.
It's not the same person posting.
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granistuta
What's a PCA and what would be the point of a PCA?
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Thebeatybunch
Pakistani Communal Account
Reddit is banned in Pakistan so people setup VPNs and made one account for multiple people to use.
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granistuta
But VPN are easy to get, so why would you need a "community account"?
And why are so many of the accounts posts claiming they are from the US, not Pakistan?
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Thebeatybunch
I definitely don't have all of the answers but I know that back in the day, VPNs weren't as obtainable as they are now. Some may be using an internet "cafe".
They could be lying about being from the USA (even though the English is better than mine in some of the posts) but we will never know.
Just that when the account was created it was made as a PCA.
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bravoromeokilo
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usernamesarehard1979
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[deleted]
Thinking his problem was exactly an inability to push rope.
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IllIlIIIIllllIllIlll
dirtymac153
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Brett707
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Radiant_Boss4342
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Weazy-N420
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old-orphan
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Donutsaremydownfall
Bowhunterarcher
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biggcb
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themostgianthorse
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Angus147
There are dozens of us!
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ElbieLG
He was going to blue himself later
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Glendale0839
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Sooner70
Are you saying that now that you're old you can drink way too much and get an erection? [Impressed!]
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[deleted]
Dude has my respect for still cuddling with OP! If I ever get that drunk, 1) I hope to do at least that, 2) More importantly, I ain't someone who would drink that much, so I was probably replaced with a doppelganger. Call the cops!
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OkMolasses4099
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usernamesarehard1979
My wife keeps hers in the nightstand. We don't wear hats.
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gutzpunchbalzthrowup
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[deleted]
Yep. You have to put her on the lift and lube her chassis.
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ahorrribledrummer
Get a look at the ole undercarriage
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