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August 28th, 2023

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/r/texts

3 years ago

My Ex apparently hasn’t gotten over that I left him for his brother while we were in HS

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August 28th, 2023

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Comments:

Kipper_TD

3 years ago

Thats a big “yikes” from me to the both of you

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shoomlax

3 years ago

Both of you are a headache. Also holy shit he’s correcting your use of the word lose and his correction is wrong.

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Electronic_Ad_8156

3 years ago

you both just seem immature 🤷‍♀️

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SupremeBoy2

3 years ago

I mean ur ex fcks your brother that tends to bring out the worst in someone…..

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Electronic_Ad_8156

3 years ago

that’s why i said she’s immature too. he’s immature for the way he’s reacting (the caption and $450 thing especially)

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bl0ndi3_

3 years ago

she said it was 3 years ago and they dated for a week? not really a huge loss of a relationship

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Tr1LL_B1LL

3 years ago

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Tr1LL_B1LL

3 years ago

This is the Herman they speak of. Sooo yeah. Immature might be an understatement.

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No-Parking9495

3 years ago

She doesn’t seem immature tho?

bl0ndi3_

3 years ago

right? like all she’s saying is basically “dude, chill and leave me alone”

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applecore7845

3 years ago

People tend to be a bit immature in high school

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Electronic_Ad_8156

3 years ago

says they’re out of hs now

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applecore7845

3 years ago

But the event happened in high school. And honestly, his problems should be with his bro, not the girl he knew for 5 minutes years ago

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Electronic_Ad_8156

3 years ago

yes that’s why i called him immature. he should let it go or talk it up with his brother instead of harassing her

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applecore7845

3 years ago

Oh my b 😗

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Electronic_Ad_8156

3 years ago

no worries haha

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ibingerj55

3 years ago

He threw down a honey boo boo meme. There is no going back now

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dothespaceything

3 years ago

I mean. It may not seem a big deal to you, but if my brother stole my partner I would see it as a massive betrayal, even in highschool. Sometimes you do stupid shit in highschool. I cheated on a partner I had over the summer bc I was lonely and like. 15. It was stupid. I was stupid, and selfish(don't worry though i got my karma bc the person i cheated on him with was a 19 year old man who groomed me), but even 15 year old me wouldn't touch my brothers partner, EVER. that is a line you never fucking cross.

I do think it's immature of him to constantly attack you over it (he should be way more pissed at his brother imo) but just know... you were the catalyst for destroying their relationship, and even though you likely weren't even thinking that far as a teenager, that damage is still done. No matter what your intentions are, you broke that family apart. You are a homewrecker, and that's something you need to come to terms with.

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Conscious_Dot_2624

3 years ago

All I got to say is your parents hate you if they name you Herman

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[deleted]

3 years ago

What infuriates me the most is that he uses “loose” for the word “lose”, and he even tried correcting you on it. Man’s is a fucking idiot.

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LasagneFiend

3 years ago

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Personal_Act8360

3 years ago

Holy shit. Dude is trippin! And it’s hilarious he called you dumb after “correcting” you. You had it right. It’s lose. Lol he spelled loose as in “my shoes are too loose”. I wouldn’t entertain this idiot!

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AttentionImaginary57

3 years ago

I don’t know why but that’s the most entertaining thing for me here lmao

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brattywafatty

3 years ago

Well he chose to let pussy come between his brother and himself. And apparently he’s still choosing that option. He honestly seems like a child, sure you may not be in the right for starting to date his brother but also….it’s been three years. I mean at this point move on dude. I’d just block him, no point letting someone bother you and harass you and annoy you ON YOUR phone.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Funniest thing is when he tried correcting your grammar but instead he was the one who’s wrong 🤡

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orangeuglad1

3 years ago

Marshall and Herman on their bullshit again

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[deleted]

3 years ago

y’all are both shitty as hell, you act like middle schoolers

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kickachicken

3 years ago

Everyone in this situation is fucking insane and needs therapy wtf, who dates their exs brother, who dates their brother’s ex and who gives a shit about a week long relationship

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timelesslyperf

3 years ago

You’re weird for brother hopping, and acting like its not serious. his brother is weird for getting with you, and he’s weird for harassing you after 3 years. Block him and go.

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binato68

3 years ago

God, you’re both insufferable.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Bro y’all both wack af. Dudes got issues and you like to family hop.

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PlusArt8136

3 years ago

Lose his number you ass, you are the worst person I have ever seen

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TzaGear

3 years ago

|| Featured In This Comment Section ||

Brothers that also had a Mr-Stole-His-Girl Brother

Brothers who were Butthurt they never stole their brother's Girl

Only children who have personified OP as the reason they never dated or had a brother of their own.

And /u/SupremeBoy2 who does not believe brother's are accountable for their own choices in the quest to form a completely matriarchal society by which women rule and are 1000% responsible for everything. Esp if a brothers relationship is destroyed.

[deleted]

3 years ago

I can smell it 😹😹😹

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JesterTheRoyalFool

3 years ago

Answer my call, I know you got Herman in the back trunk, bitch

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[deleted]

3 years ago

This why you should fuck brothers

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Jimbobo28

3 years ago

Well, you're all gross humans. So you've got that going for you.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Ghosts of whoring past

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applecore7845

3 years ago

What in the methamphetamine was that?

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Mjm2130

3 years ago

Ya both suck.

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WheresRobbieTho

3 years ago

Dumb as Iraq omfg.

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No_Durian_9813

3 years ago

💀u typed that caption like it’s so easy to get over that

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Bruhhhhhh trashy move to date his brother 💀 equally shitty on the brother’s part, if not more so

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LovecraftianRaven

3 years ago

Odds are this aint real people. Looking at their account, they just make shit up. They have a bunch of posts where their age and gender change, ie. 19f in one post to 42m in another. Just some loser looking for attention.

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MoodyEngineer

3 years ago

I would just block both of your numbers 🤷🏾‍♂️

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[deleted]

3 years ago

You are both shitty people. Don’t pretend like you’re any better than him. What you did is straight dirty.

Edit: The story is fake. OP is a karma farmer.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

God damn was i this dumb at 21?

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EmbarrasedAltForMe

3 years ago

You’re trash tbh

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Slimcognito808

3 years ago

You two timing siblings? That's crazy. I ain't even reading this nonsense. Fatherless activities.

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CannabisSmokingMan

3 years ago

Clown world all around this time.

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313_YAMEII

3 years ago

Wait what..? 💀 you left his HIM for his BROTHER? nahh that’s some thot shit 😭

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AppropriateLychee372

3 years ago

I mean he’s not wrong abt the homewrecker part 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Forsaken_Bed5338

3 years ago

Oh my god after dating for one WEEK jesus

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my-weave-is-fake

3 years ago

Both of you act like your in middle school

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ResearcherEntire7203

3 years ago

lol you really posted this thinking we’d have your back. Go fuck someone else’s brother

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Bubba_Bear514

3 years ago

Was Herman there? And yea kinda fucked up you started dating his brother. Could’ve started issues between the two of them , so dont assume it’s just directed towards you.

That being said, this little simp needs to move on. Shouldnt be too hard for him when he realizes that this girl is one who will become brothers. Speaks to her lack of character

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Anime_Giirl64

3 years ago

This entire conversation of text just broke my brain 💀 tf is wrong with you both

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Jdotpdot84

3 years ago

Classic Marshall.

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GratefulNedHead

3 years ago

I have a hard time believing a fella named Herman who gets with his brother's ex, can't be much smarter than the fellas texting here

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Herman and Marshal.

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Wingedwillow

3 years ago

Damn Herman.

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Navacoy

3 years ago

Who names their kid Herman 😭

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usmc_rello

3 years ago

That’s the biggest crime in this post fr

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BearBonkers

3 years ago

A big fan of the munsters, or whale enthusiasts.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

I know an old man named Herman but he’s like 80

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Key-Willingness-5082

3 years ago

He’s funny and you get mad easily 😂

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nysraved

3 years ago

He seems pretty unhinged to be making threats about this years later… but yeah, “Got that Satan 😸” is legitimately hilarious for some reason lol

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SupremeBoy2

3 years ago

You are definitely the piece of shit here😭…. That’s his brother by blood but not really his brother if he let a piece of ass destroy his relationship with his brother. I’ll never understand why women do this and think there in the right. Like noooo what did u think was gonna happen?? Cause anyone with a brain would tell u it’s not gonna end well. Like I said your the piece of shit here always will be.

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Personal_Act8360

3 years ago

Dude they dated a week! His brother owed him that loyalty not her! And he should be over it 3 years later! Jesus

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SupremeBoy2

3 years ago

Literally said that was never his brother. Regardless a day, a week, a year. Women who brother jump are pieces of shit in my opinion. She destroyed a brothers relationship over a quick fling. Did I ever say everyone should agree with me?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Let me guess you’re a teenager

EmphasisSufficient58

3 years ago

Full grown adult here, I agree. You’re the asshole in this one

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SupremeBoy2

3 years ago

Knew*

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Optimal-Island-5846

3 years ago

I’m not a teenager and this post doesn’t make you look great, lol.

Doesn’t make him look great either.

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SupremeBoy2

3 years ago

Lol no I’m not. Any women who jumps from brother to brother or to bestfriends is just trying to hurt them. You know exactly what was gonna happen but u did it anyone. Congrats your the biggest pos I’ve seen on this thread🥰

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dothespaceything

3 years ago

Grown ass adult here. He's immature and shouldnt be constantly harrassing you over this(he needs therapy), but you also owe him an apology for being quite literally the textbook definition of a homewrecker. No matter your intentions back then, even though you were a teenager, you still destroyed him and his brothers relationship.

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suburban_drifter928

3 years ago

You really fucked this kid up. His home wrecker line is right. Cant be fucking multiple people from the same family you know damn well that’s gonna forever change their relationship to eachother. And you get away Scott free? You damaged a family relationship over some dick. You don’t even seem to care. Bizarre.

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Official_Griffin

3 years ago

You must know Herman

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[deleted]

3 years ago

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suburban_drifter928

3 years ago

Oh absolutely I thought it went unsaid that this mf is way out of line. But OP’s nonchalant explanation ticked me off.

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