Her 4y/o apparently stumped a “multi trillion dollar corporation” yesterday even though she lost custody over him 2 months ago and he lives in a different country now… pure insane fantasy….

Yeah that was the least believable part. Is there even a single trillion dollar company on earth? I am pretty sure Apple hit the trillion dollar mark but I don't think they hit two trillion.

All because he was able to open a container, when he was brought in to see if the container was child proof or not. Why would they be doing testing on a container that would put them out of business if 1 kid is able to open it?

And how he opened the container without using his hands. Kid must have superpowers!

Right?? Like I’n pretty sure we would have heard about the stock market collapsing 100x worse than black Tuesday

Not to mention if a company that big actually did do something like that, it would be all over the news

I was thinking their internet and phone lines got cut after because they never paid it, so none of the websites worked anyway.

You wouldn't know them, they are/were based in Canada.

Then everyone stood and clapped.

Have any trillion dollar companies gone dark? It’s the only way to fact check this story!

something smells like meth in here

I can't get a hold of them.

Hello Amazon? Sorry, Amazon doesn't live here anymore.

Yeah this idea is fucking bizarre. A 4 year old could probably open the container if they had a hammer or a flamethrower, too, but the cap is “child proof,” not “hammer proof,” “flamethrower proof,” or “adult proof.”

The person also seems confused as to why market testing or any of that exists. Researchers don’t invite people to try their products to feel a sense of superiority over 4 year olds, they do it to see if the product works or is received as intended. These people are constantly focusing their lives around proving to those people they’re not dumb that they don’t have time to consider that those people aren’t doing the same thing.

And even if chubby child hands can open it, a negative result is still a result, just one prompting further R&D. Nobody would get beet red, disconnect phones, shut down websites, etc. It would be, "Well, that didn't work. Let's go back to the drawing board and do some redesigns."

The faster they open means they just have to do more testing…sweet job security.

Over the years, I’ve come to realize that a very large portion of the conservative voting bloc have a worldview that can best be described as “constant competition”. Like, they are incapable of the idea of working together or doing something altruistically. The only goal of any action is to be in a better position than the people around them.

She sounds like one of these people. The idea that a product safety test would be to find out whether the product is safe is incomprehensible to them. The only reason a company would do a product safety test, in their mind, is to stick it to whoever is taking the test and prove that they are smarter than the test taker.

You’ve worked with these people. They are the combative backstabbers that blindside you by throwing you under the bus when there was absolutely no reason to. It’s because you were thinking “I’m going to work with this person to accomplish this goal”, and they were thinking “We’re in a battle and I’m going to win it”.

Then, you realize, these people don’t vote for Democrats because when Democrats lay out a plan to work together to make everyone benefit, they think one of two things. Either “This is a trick. They are trying to make me complacent so that they can double cross me” or “They are lazy. They are just saying that so they don’t have to actually do anything.”

And they vote for Republicans, because the Republican Party views government the same way. Privatize everything so that competition decides what happens, no one gets anything for free because they should be competing against everyone around them, if you are poor, you deserve to be poor because you just aren’t competing hard enough, etc. It’s also why Donald “tired of winning” Trump became their cult leader, because he is the embodiment of “Do whatever it takes to beat people”.

But yeah, this is fake, and it’s just imagination porn for someone who thinks like that.

It's sad that an adult is dumb enough to think this post makes enough senss that they posted it.

No, you're wrong. The testers actually made them, so they have a vested interest in them working as intended (/s)

It astounds me that people heart reacted to it.

Including their Canadian girlfriend…

The original post reads like the copypasta about the Christian student outsmarting his atheist college teacher or whatever the fuck it was

You didn't shut down your website or disconnect your phones? How embarrassing!

This one didn't happen more than like 99.99999% of the things that didn't happen. This is the didn't happenest thing ever.

Pro-tip, follow the FBIs FB page. It's entertaining as hell.

Also worth noting, usually when to do surveys / trials the company is never revealed to you to avoid bias.

Yep. If she had any phone number or website at all, it likely would've been for the testing agency, not for the company that contracted with them for the product testing, and even more, it likely would've only been associated with this particular study. So even if this actually happened, it would be somewhat expected, as the phone number would've been turned to "unmonitored" once the study was over.

Lmfaoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm not because I don't care.

Yes, the child allegedly tricked the researcher to open it for him.

I'm trying to figure out exactly what that means. He used his feet? His teeth? Telepathy?

Most of the people I know who are like this never had any type of formal education or training beyond high school. They’re desperate to prove that they’re just as smart, if not smarter than, people who are generally considered to be intelligent by most of society.

They want to believe that if degrees weren’t required for those jobs they’d be able to do them and would excel. It’s really sad. My dad is like this.

Not to mention, the point of child-proof caps is to keep small children from getting into and taking dangerous medications when adults aren't looking. It's meant to make it so only adults can open it. The child in no way "beat" the cap

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That crazy lady can do and say whatever she wants.

Well, you can't stay a multi trillion dollar corporation without getting into the childproof container racket, can ya?