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November 19th, 2023

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/r/amiwrong

2 years ago

Am I wrong for sitting between a teenage couple in a movie theater?

I have a favorite seat at the local cinema. It is two rows below the midpoint of the entire room, and two seats to the left. I’m an audiophile and when I first sat there a couple years back I was like in total awe of the sound of the movie. I thought the movie just had amazing sound design, and while that was certainly also true, the bigger factor was that my position in the room relative to the speakers was perfect.

It’s sort of become an “OCDism” for me, as I literally only see a movie if that specific seat is available, because why would I ever sacrifice the perfect movie going experience? Well, tonight I got the seat to see the new Hunger Games prequel snorefest, and when I got there the theater was packed. I found my seat and the row soon filled up to the point where the only open spots were the two single seats to my left and my right.

A teen couple arrived as the production company logos were starting, so VERY late, and accused me of being in one of their seats. I showed them my ticket and asked them to show me theirs, and what do you know? I’m right.

They say they must have misclicked when picking their seats at the kiosk, which is probably exactly what happened given that these potheads REEKED of reefer smoke. They asked if I would be willing to move.

I wasn’t going to let some junkies downgrade my movie experience, so I said no: that seat was MY seat. They looked mad and looked around the theater for any duo set of empty seats, but couldn’t find any so they had to sit on both sides of me. I could see their evil glares and rolling of their eyes, but I ignored it— if I wasn’t going to be in MY seat, I basically threw my money in the dirt!

In the end the movie sucked anyway, but I stand by my choice. What do you think?

November 19th, 2023

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Comments:

[deleted]

2 years ago

You sound utterly insufferable.

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No_Independent_873

2 years ago

I see why you were there alone …

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Sorry_Buy_3277

2 years ago

I offer OP as tribute.

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1miker

2 years ago

Your a dick

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North_Grass_9053

2 years ago

You sound like a lot of fun

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positivetimes1000

2 years ago

I'm not an expert on OCD however It would of been the Kind option if you and if you are ever in that situation again you could have been a Hero and let them sit together. The Fact that they smoke should not have any bering on your decision. Now you did pick that seat and it is your favorite, but honestly you could have moved in this case. It would have been the Kindest Option. When we get out of ourselves and try a new way of thinking We can Find Enjoyment in not being Selfish. Giving up your seat would have made the movie more enjoyable because you could have enjoyed it without any Eye Rolls. I would suggest that you practice being more selfless. Best Wishes.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Trying to think of what movie you went to see but I can’t remember if they turned Atlas Shrugged into a movie and why two teens would be there to see it.

You sound a thousand years old.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Probably fake based on your insane post history

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Group account ?

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bokatan778

2 years ago

Yes you’re wrong. You sound absolutely exhausting.

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L00neytunesss

2 years ago

Not wrong. You got there first. Would it have been nice of you to move so they could sit together, yes, but first comes first serve.

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Mayor_of_Voodoo

2 years ago

Just grow the fuck up

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AdEastern6550

2 years ago

I woulda snuffed you

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AnteaterMaximum3305

2 years ago

Ignatious from Confederacy of Dunces

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No-Sun-6531

2 years ago

Lmao you have to be making this shit up or just a huge loser.

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throwaway2161980

2 years ago

You’re a dick. Moving one seat to the left or right wouldn’t change the sound.

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Im_just_making_picks

2 years ago

Who calls it reefer other than an 80s cop

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[deleted]

2 years ago

they were reasonable. most people aren't attached to a specific movie theatre seat. They asked if you would be willing to move. They didnt do anything wrong.

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Bearjawdesigns

2 years ago

To be fair, I’m certain that moving one seat over probably would have totally changed the entire sound quality. /s You’re wrong. And an asshole.

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Jessicajelly

2 years ago

Using the term "OCDism", calling people who smoke weed "junkies" feels like shitty ragebait.

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ScarletDarkstar

2 years ago

I agree. I have known a lot of people, and none of them would talk this way unless they were trying to provoke a reaction.

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darknessfalls00

2 years ago

Sheldon Cooper is that you?

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McSquizzy36

2 years ago

I was just about to say that before I saw your post. Lol

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[deleted]

2 years ago

More like Ignatius Reilly 😭

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