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December 21st, 2023

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/r/MobileAL

2 years ago

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I have very strong reasons to believe that a package I ordered is at the bottom of the Mobile Bay. On May 15th of this year I placed an order on AbeBooks for an extremely rare book which contained a number of original writings by Nicolaus Copernicus. I forget what shipping option I chose, but I believe the timeline was something like 3-4 weeks. I was eager to get it, so I watched the tracking updates like a hawk. It seemed to be making a weird roundabout trip around the states, going from the East Coast to the West Coast and then back to the East Coast (I live in Florida). On June 8th, the package apparently had made it to my neck of the woods (relatively speaking), as according to the tracking, at 3:44am that morning it departed from a facility in Birmingham.

That’s the last update I ever received.

By July I knew it wasn’t coming, so I contacted the seller, who didn’t answer. So I contacted AbeBooks, who told me there was nothing they could do as the seller’s liability ended after the package was shipped. FedEx was equally unhelpful when I called their agents. I was really bummed, but eventually I came to accept that either I was scammed… or it was aliens. I had already bought a display case made out of tiger bone to house my tome in, which I had to return. After a few weeks I forgot about the whole affair and moved on.

Well now my interest has been resparked as I got my workplace crush in Secret Santa and I realized that a work by Copernicus would actually be the perfect gift for her. She is Polish like Copernicus was, and loves science. I went back to my AbeBooks history to check out the book I had never received to see if there were any related rare works on there. Nothing caught my eye, but I did get to reconsidering the whole situation: I realized that if there was a tracking history, I may not have been scammed— the seller clearly did send out SOMETHING. And I don’t believe in Aliens. So the package has to be somewhere in or around Alabama.

I started researching possible routes the truck could have taken and mapped out a couple different ones. I then combed through traffic reports from after June 7th along those routes and went down some weird rabbit holes but eventually found THIS: a news story about a truck crash on the I-10 bayway bridge on JUNE 9TH: 2 days after the truck apparently left Birmingham.

I am convinced that the truck driver must have either been one of the pictured trucks that crashed or perhaps a third truck that fell off the side of the bridge and was not accounted for. I’ve called the news station and the police for more information but was stonewalled by both. I even tried messaging the person with photo credits in the article— no luck either. I also contacted the facility that I believe the truck driver left from and pretended to be a higher-up in FedEx, and all they could tell me was that they had a record that a truck did indeed leave at that time.

I am ready to risk it all for this lost book. I feel like I’m in a National Treasure movie or something. If I’m right about this truck crash, I could recover what I’m rightfully owed and also earn my own weird place in the history of Copernicus collecting. Not to mention, I’d finally be able to put an end to this whole saga.

I will be driving over to Mobile tomorrow morning to talk to the Police in person— which I don’t expect to go anywhere— and to investigate the crash site for myself. This brings me to my first ask. If anyone has information about the crash, (especially looking for eyewitness accounts), please PM me so we can meet up when I’m in town— I can buy you lunch in exchange for hearing your story.

My second big ask: I will be renting a boat for the investigation, but I was supposed to be getting diving equipment from a cousin who is a mariner. Unfortunately, he had a death in the family and will not be available. So I really need someone to help me out. I would be willing to pay someone a little bit to borrow their stuff and, if possible, have you accompany me.

If I do find the book I’m looking for, I will be going to the media to tell my story and I will of course give credit by name to everyone who helped me along the way. So if you can think of any other ways to contribute and have the capacity to do so, please reach out.

Thanks Mobile and I will see you very soon!

December 21st, 2023

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Comments:

kellephant

2 years ago

I’d would watch this Netflix production.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

encouraging complete subtract cats grab entertain divide escape historical rainstorm

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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Sea-Presentation5686

2 years ago

This gave me a good laugh. I wish I was as good a writer as you are. Do you crack yourself up?

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navistar51

2 years ago

I work for the intermodal company whose truck is pictured here. The container was empty and was not knocked off of the bridge. The vehicle who rear ended our truck was a local delivery straight truck. No packages on the truck.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Sell me that tiger bone display rack and you’ll have money for even more meth.

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o-ater

2 years ago

Wow. Crazy story. I love it. Here are your challenges as I see them:

  1. The visibility is near zero so you would be diving blind if you have water (see #3)
  2. The delta mud is a good preservative (tons of civil war relics have been retrieved in good condition) but if it fell from bridge height, your package is buried in the delta mud...IF it didn't float and get carried away with the tides
  3. Currents, tides and North winds can dry out the flats near the bridge. If it's a combination of low tides and North winds, you may not be able to get a boat close to the bridge.
  4. Water Temps are in the 50s right now, so if you have water to dive in, you will want a dry suit.

Good luck and godspeed, Copernicus!

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o-ater

2 years ago

Also, if you wait for warmer Temps you will have a lot of gators to contend with...a lot.

Finally, new bridge construction will start next year, your clock is ticking.

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Sea-Presentation5686

2 years ago

I still can't believe he shipped a book probably worth a couple million by FedEx Ground.

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bensbigboy

2 years ago

There are going to be alligators to contend with even in winter temps. Try enrolling the help of the archeology departments at either South Alabama or UWF, or some USA's marine biology folks at Dauphin Island to help. This sounds like a big job for only one man and a wetsuit.

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killermike420

2 years ago

I’m no expert on books or things of the sort, but how rare was this book? Was it a 1 of 1 kind of thing? If that’s the case, maybe it would be possible to search records of it being sold or auctioned somewhere else? I don’t know. If it’s as valuable as it seems, and it truly did get shipped out, my only thought is that somebody realized the value of what they were carrying and intercepted it for themselves to make some money.

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WritingNerdy

2 years ago

I hope Copernicus brings you and your secret Santa together 🥰 True love.

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StHelenaInTheSpring

2 years ago

Looking at the post history, obviously a troll. But holy crap do you devote a lot of time to the craft.

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Impossible-Rich-5036

2 years ago

It literally sounds like you have been scammed. 🤦

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[deleted]

2 years ago

PM’d you. Have a salvager willing to help if this is real

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Henry_Darcy

2 years ago

Was waiting to read that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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JueTurn

2 years ago

Following. So. Very. Interested.

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FancyCantaloupe4681

2 years ago

Sounds like a stolen package.

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AllAmericanSeaTurtle

2 years ago

Cracking open the Orville Redenbacher. Good luck!

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2 years ago

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thedalehall

2 years ago

You have no idea how cold 50 degree water is. You’d need a dry suit to wear. Water is really shallow. I wouldn’t attempt it at another than high tide. That’s a weird route to take from B’ham. Also, gators. Lots of them.

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WritingNerdy

2 years ago

We got any updates OP?

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Based on the included video, I highly doubt your book is there for these reasons:

  1. The trailer hanging over the edge looks to be a metal shipping container. Those are generally not used to transport ground freight from city to city. They are more likely to be headed to the port to be put on a ship.

  2. If the container was being used to transport ground freight, the video from the ALDOT camera does not appear to show the doors open while the trailer was dangling over the guard rail.

  3. The white trailer that was damaged was labeled with an industrial chemical company name so it definitely wasn't on there.

  4. A third truck scenario is practically impossible. The water is shallow there and probably would have been recovered to keep oil and diesel contaminants from spreading in the water.

  5. A truck coming from Birmingham would not travel on the I-10 bridge unless it stopped in Florida. If your tracking does not show any stops in Florida, then that's pretty much out the window.

But good luck on your hunt!

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cookiesandpunch

2 years ago

and the water there is what like 5ft deep?

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Exactly.

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Huckleberry_94

2 years ago

You cooked

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pamakane

2 years ago

To add to this, this wreck was in the westbound lanes. If this was a truck from Birmingham headed to Florida that, for some reason, needed to make a detour to Mobile, it would be traveling eastbound into Florida.

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Technical-Bus-8203

2 years ago

Have you tried to reach out to Dirk Pitt with NUMA?

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Acrobatic_Boat5515

2 years ago

For real.

Either this post is a front for Juan Cabrillo and The Corporation or St. Julian Perlmutter has dropped the ball on some research.

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piranhamahalo

2 years ago

Fuck it who needs sleep, guess I'll re-re-re-read Raise the Titanic!

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Acrobatic_Boat5515

2 years ago

Both Inca Gold and Sahara are better.

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piranhamahalo

2 years ago

Love me some Inca Gold

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