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December 27th, 2023

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/r/wikipedia

2 years ago

Can I not edit a Wikipedia page with my personal knowledge?

Without doxxing myself, my father is a huge celebrity and PoS that left me before I reached the age of two and I want to add my experience to his wiki page but keep getting the stuff removed. I want to remain anonymous and don’t want to have too much trouble, so I’d rather not have to tell my story to a journalist, have them publish an article, and use that as a source that allows me to post to the Wikipedia page. Any other workaround

December 27th, 2023

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2 years ago

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x-naut

2 years ago

OP has an interesting post history and seems to either be a compulsive liar or delusional.

In their bio they claim to be a Pakistani Commune Account, an account shared by hundreds of users as a burner account. If you Google that the reddit results lead directly back to OP. The writing style seems to be the same on all the posts, so that seems to be a poor excuse to lie.

Their post before this one seems to imply their father is Howie Mandell.

Fuck you, you bald freak. I'll never understand why I was your "No Deal"

They made a post saying they ran 60 mph, and another that said they travelled 15 mins back in time.

They made a post claiming a Warner Bros executive approached them in a grocery store and asked to buy their life story

One post mentions having a boyfriend, another post mentions having a wife.

They claimed they made a joke about the weather being like "Noah's flood out there" and it made someone laugh so hard they had a heart attack.

In the post you linked they said "I'm finally an accountant", in a post shortly before that they claim to be working at the UPS store, shortly before that they claim they're in Germany for business, and then in another post they claim they're been an accountant for 15 years.

So yeah, I doubt a word of truth is coming from OP. I'll admit it was interesting to read through though.

Edit:

Teacher for 10 years

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/15c3yd4/every_year_these_kids_come_back_with_a_new/

In medical school, found a baseball and someone's lung

https://www.reddit.com/r/medicalschool/comments/yykyp0/found_a_baseball_in_a_guys_lung_wtf/

Summer job at retirement center is their first real job, despite being an accountant for 15 years and a teacher for 10.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legal/comments/14o8143/can_the_alzheimers_elders_consent_to_this/

Bartender for 7 years, and for once they claim to have been in Pakistan, which is at least consistent with the lie in their bio

https://www.reddit.com/r/bartenders/comments/10szxj2/should_i_be_stopping_people_who_slip_something/

Alright I think I'm done reading through these

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Icy_League363

2 years ago

Exactly my thoughts after looking also. Living in a fantasy world online for fun, or actually quite unhinged.

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x-naut

2 years ago

I definitely suspect it's that they're quite unhinged. They've posted a lot and it seems fairly consistent for years.

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sassatha

2 years ago

The post about running 60mph was on the speed subreddit ...as in amphetamines. I love it!

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Mateussf

2 years ago

Wikipedia has strict rules about what can be added in Biographies of Living People. They don't want to get sued.

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Extention_Campaign28

2 years ago

No, you can't. WP:OR applies.

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SanchoMandoval

2 years ago

Wikipedia is not the place for that, articles are supposed to summarize information published in reliable sources. If it's not in a reliable source then it doesn't belong in the Wikipedia article. This has been a core policy for 20+ years so it's not gonna change.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

Gotcha. I totally understand that you mean reliable in a scholarly sense, but I’ve been labeled as a liar so many times over the years by peers at school and had the truth covered up so it’s painful to yet again hear that my word (which I got confirmed by DNA test this year) is not considered “reliable.” Again, not taking fault with you at all! I’m a historian so “sources are king” is a mantra of mine, too. Thanks.

TaxOwlbear

2 years ago

I'll be frank: you are some rando on the internet, and you can't stay anonymous and at the same time expect your word to mean anything.

And even if you weren't anonymous, you clearly have a beef with your father, which makes you unsuitable to add information to that person's article.

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XenoRyet

2 years ago

It's not that anybody thinks you're lying, it's just the nature of the thing. Wikipedia is a tertiary source, and you're a primary source.

I won't pry, but depending on the reasons he's a PoS, there probably is some secondary source out there that you could spill the beans to while keeping your anonymity. Plenty of media outlets still do the anonymous source thing.

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FikaMedHasse

2 years ago

The way to get this on Wikipedia would be to get a newspaper to run your story, and then cite that article in the Wikipedia article.

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