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January 5th, 2024

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

2 years ago

My uncle hasn’t left home for a month because of my grocery store pranks

I got in really bad trouble filming some TikTok sketches at the Publix in my neighborhood which resulted in me getting banned. Not wanting my mom to find out that I was egg bombing the deli workers, I gave the Publix employee who filed my ban the only other address I knew— my uncles. My uncle is a sweet guy who has a dangling cerebral cortex which makes him a little irrational at times. When he received the letter saying i was banned from Publix, he thought it was saying that HE was banned from PUBLIC. So he just stayed inside for an entire month, unbeknownst to anyone until my mom went to check up on him today. Apparently he boarded up all his windows and bolted his door from the inside. When my mom interrogated him, he told her about the letter that allegedly banned him from public but thankfully couldn’t find it. But he’s now tearing up his house looking for it and I’m terrified. I’m thinking of offering to help him find it after school so I can try to destroy it.

January 5th, 2024

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Comments:

MyNameIsSat

2 years ago

So that your uncle, who obviously does not understand, will continue to believe he was banned from public??? Thats low. Obviously from the wording of your post youre not an adult but you did a stupid thing and now youre compounding it with another stupid thing. Dont destroy the letter. Come clean. Face whatever repercussions youre given. Itll be worse if it is somehow found out later that you were the root cause of all of this and you never said a thing to correct it.

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Noxodium

2 years ago

own up to your actions. Imagine trying to do your shitty job and some asshole is throwing eggs at you

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eightmarshmallows

2 years ago

You really need to come clean about this. It sounds like it is severely impacting your uncle’s mental health.

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FusterCluckered

2 years ago

Face the music, come clean. You seriously owe your uncle big time. With the sincerities apology ever

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necminits_nuthouse

2 years ago

Mate you're going to have to own up and just cop this one on the chin and you also owe your uncle an apology and you should probably go and do some yard work or something for him to make ammends

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thanos_minion

2 years ago

Peñis

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Trick_Delivery4609

2 years ago

Your mom WILL find out. There are plenty of ways for her to find out besides the letter. And you are being horrible to your uncle for letting him to continue to believe that.

As a mom, it is WAY better to hear it directly from my child then to hear it from someone else.

Take your punishment now and get it over with.

And let me tell it to you straight: you are being an idiot right now. If you continue the path you are on, your future doesn't look so great. Stop being mean to people just for likes online. It will come.back to haunt you when you are looking for jobs. I'm surprised the police having been involved yet.

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Trick_Delivery4609

2 years ago

Having= haven't , sorry autocorrect got me!

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