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When I was a kid, my sister had a raggedy redhead doll she called “Lame Ann” who had a cane. My sister made her talk in a redneck accent and say really stupid things like “I don’t know nothin’ but my own three feet.”
As I grew older, I started to hear the phrase “layman’s terms” thrown around, and I never had heard of a “layman” so I thought they were saying “Lame Ann.” I never questioned this belief and my developing brain made sense of it by figuring that Lame Anne must have been a nationally recognized folklore character like Paul Bunyan or Mister Bean. I thought she was a handicapped strawman that we all knew to not be able to grasp difficult concepts because she was too stupid.
Well, I’m now a college student who still held that belief until this morning. A month ago I was forced by my own procrastination to write a paper in a single night. The topic was about caricatures that perpetuate harmful beliefs about real people. I took 20mg of adderall and pumped out a paper entitled “Putting Bias in Lame Ann’s Terms: The Dangers of Assuming Stupidity in Individuals with Disabilities.” Since I wrote all five pages in an hour, I did not fact check a single thing in the essay, which centered mostly on Lame Ann and the ingrained discrimination she represented. I even opened with the anecdote about her saying “I ain’t know nothin’ but my own three feet.”
We got our grades back today, and to my confusion, I had a gotten an Incomplete. My professor left a single comment on the title of the paper asking me to come to her office hours. I showed a friend and asked them what it could mean. They laughed at me and asked me if I were joking, then told me that the phrase was “layman’s terms.” I did not believe them, so I called my sister and she barely even remembered Lame Ann but confirmed that it was her own original character. Still in shock, I googled it and could find no reference online to Lame Ann as I understood her.
I’m extremely embarrassed and terrified of talking to my professor. I just can’t believe it. I feel like im dreaming.
TL;DR thought it was lame Ann’s terms, wrote a paper about it, now have to talk to the prof
February 22nd, 2024
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Or gaslight your professor, so they think they are the only one that's never heard of Lame Ann.
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This is the way…
And don’t forget to update afterwards.
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Someone needs to make a website, so there is proof. Add a Wikipedia page. Saying it's a play on layman's terms. Let's make Lame Ann a thing.
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Please do this! I have a coworker who uses Wikipedia rather than the peer reviewed sources we’re supposed to consult. He would adopt Lame Ann’s terms if I gave him even the slightest nudge in that direction.
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If she still doesn’t remember, you might call it a reverse Mandela Effect. In Lame Ann’s terms, she fails to remember something that everyone else agrees happened. Tell your professor it was discussed extensively in the Berenstein Bears books.
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Sounds like something George Costanza would do.
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Not him, his father.
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The duality of reddit
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I guarantee that OP's professor thinks they handed in a paper generated by ChatGPT and were too lazy to even glance at it and see how ridiculous it was. She'll be relieved to learn the hilarious truth.
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Damn this is sad that reality has changed that much.
I would have assumed it's satire and would have absolutely read it.
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Yeah, send her the link to your post before you see her!
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I was kinda hoping this was every comment.
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Please. I'll pay money.
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Just to complete the picture, your sister’s doll was a doll of the character “Raggedy Ann”: https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggedy_Ann.
Your sister’s version had a cane, and thus was “Lame Ann”.
I guess you know this now since you described the doll as “raggedy”.
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You can’t really write a five-page paper on a folkloric figure you know basically nothing about. I know about Paul Bunyan but I’d still have the story open in another tab.
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You'd be amazed what a high pressure night can help you produce. I had a great formula for writing 5 page essays the night before they were due. 75% is just talking out your ass, the other 25% is solid content. Made A's on them too.
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I know all about high pressure nights. There is no world in which you willingly remain completely ignorant on your essay subject if you have internet. That’s a guaranteed free page alone on “contextualized” recapitulation of the story, two if you need it.
Writing five pages on Paul Bunyan knowing he was a lumberjack and that he dug the Great Lakes would be masochistic. Give me a paragraph summary of his story and I can write ten.
Also back to OP, 5 pages in an hour would be almost guaranteed trash. Even among competent writers 9/10 doing that are just blinded by their work reading intelligently at any isolated moment of typing, but when you read the whole thing back it sucks. I don’t know why you’d bother with 20mg of adderall just to work for an hour.
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I missed where OP wrote it in an hour. I will defer to your assessment of the situation.
I always had a base knowledge of the topic I was writing about and could BS a decent essay but not 5 pages in an hour. Maybe in 3, with my reworking of sentences and proofreading.
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They said a single night but then it became an hour. In an actual night it’d be easy but insanely tedious, when they could easily look up the story.
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You totally can. It sounds like a lot of this paper was analysis of the stereotypes and stuff rather than, like, a 5 page tale about the facts of Lame Anne’s life. You can fill soooo much space with analysis of a small thing.
Honestly I’d love to read a paper on this. OP totally misunderstood the phrase “layman’s terms” but has crafted such an interesting set of beliefs around it that makes it really interesting. (I say this as someone who thinks about disability justice stuff a lot)
Just think about the word “lame” on its own, and write a similar paper. I bet you’d get similar conclusions. (Lame as a word used to describe a physical disability becoming a way of saying something’s no good, used as an insult, used as a joke, etc)
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You can try, but any engagement with the folkloric figure will be pointlessly harder and you’ll pretty instantly ask yourself “wait, why don’t I google this?” then do so.
Also no way OP wrote a worthwhile five-page college paper in an hour. Adderall doesn’t give you time dilation powers.
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
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You lack imagination! The papers I wrote at the last minute, fueled by caffeine! Bunch of bs, and everyone knew it.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure I wrote a paper in my sleep, in undergrad. Still got an A, lol. (For real - I turned it in the next day, and didn't recognize it.)
But honestly, this is a creative piece of writing, true or not.
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It is amazing the things we learn incorrectly in childhood. I think we all carry these things into adulthood.
When I was a small child, maybe 5 or so, my grandparents convinced me that one of my ancestors was the commander of a chinese submarine in WW II. They showed me a picture of an Asian guy in a room full of pipes and valves. I think I carried that belief into my 20s. I am about as white as you can get. Although with a little bit of everything tossed into the pot... But no Asians.
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Well if it makes you feel better, we have a lazy Susan in our kitchen.
Imagine my delight when, when my wife's Aunt, named Susan, was visting us, my young daughter pipes up ""oh, is she THE lazy susan?"
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"Like clams to the slaughter" is my favorite
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Professors hear all sorts of dumb stuff.
Their job is to teach, so she’s going to teach you. It’s a bit embarrassing, but just imagine if you did this instead when you were 40. Tell her the whole story.
Tell her you were mortified when you found out.
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That's an honorary Ricky-ism right there!
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As someone who taught undergrads for a while, if your teacher was mad/upset, you would have just straight failed.
You got an incomplete, which I believe either means 1. You're going to get a chance to redo it or 2. They want an explanation. If, after explaining "Lame Ann," your paper is still well reasoned, I'd have accepted it. You did the assignment, you just used a caricature you unknowingly invented that no one else knew about.
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Tracked down the kid’s paper:
Unpacking “Lame Ann’s Terms”: The Stereotypical Foundations and Societal Bias Against the Disabled
Introduction
The idiom "Lame Ann's terms" takes on a poignant significance in my life, harkening back to childhood evenings spent listening to my older sister weave tales about a folklore character named Ann. These stories weren't just simple bedtime narratives; they were rich with lessons and laughter, often concluding with Ann's self-deprecating yet defiant remark, "I ain’t know nothing but my own three feet." This peculiar phrase, emblematic of Ann's challenges and her resilience in the face of disability, introduced me to a world where complex concepts needed distillation into simpler forms for understanding—not just for Ann, but as an implicit societal expectation of all who were perceived as different.
"Lame Ann's terms," represents a complex interplay of folklore, language, and societal bias emerges. This paper explores the origins and implications of this idiom, which traces back to a fictional character, Lame Ann, depicted as needing complex topics to be simplified due to her disabilities. This narrative not only perpetuates stereotypes about disabled individuals but also reflects deeper societal biases that impact perceptions and interactions with the disabled community. Through the lens of my childhood memories and the tales of Lame Ann, we delve into how language, folklore, and societal expectations intertwine to create and perpetuate biases against the disabled.
The Origins of “Lame Ann’s Terms”
The term “Lame Ann’s terms” is rooted in folklore about a character named Ann, who was described as having disabilities that made her reliant on others to simplify complex information for her understanding. While folklore often serves as a mirror to societal values and norms, the tale of Lame Ann and the ensuing idiom derived from her story underscore how language can reflect and perpetuate stereotypes about disability. This idiom suggests an underlying assumption that disabled individuals are less capable of understanding complex concepts, thereby reinforcing a discriminatory view of intellectual capability based on physical or cognitive differences.
Societal Stereotypes and Disability
The stereotype of disabled individuals needing information “dumbed down” is a manifestation of ableism—a systemic bias that values able-bodied individuals while marginalizing those with disabilities. By examining “Lame Ann’s terms” through a sociological lens, we can see how such idioms contribute to the social construction of disability. Stereotypes, when embedded in language, not only reflect societal biases but also shape the experiences of those who are stereotyped. This results in a self-perpetuating cycle of discrimination, where language reinforces societal biases, which in turn influence language.
The Impact on the Disabled Community
The perpetuation of stereotypes through idioms like “Lame Ann’s terms” has tangible impacts on the disabled community. It contributes to a cultural narrative that views disability through a lens of deficiency rather than difference. This narrative can influence policy, accessibility, and inclusion efforts, often resulting in environments that prioritize the needs and perspectives of the able-bodied. Moreover, the stereotype that underpins “Lame Ann’s terms” can affect the self-perception and aspirations of disabled individuals, potentially limiting their engagement in educational and professional opportunities due to perceived or actual barriers to understanding complex information.
Reimagining Language and Inclusion
To challenge and dismantle the biases embedded in “Lame Ann’s terms” and similar idioms, a critical examination of language is essential. Language not only reflects but also has the power to shape societal attitudes and values. By promoting language that is inclusive and respectful, and by challenging stereotypes rather than perpetuating them, society can move towards a more inclusive and equitable understanding of disability. This includes recognizing the capabilities of disabled individuals to engage with complex concepts and fostering environments that support diverse ways of learning and understanding.
Conclusion
“Lame Ann’s terms” serves as a powerful example of how language reflects and perpetuates societal biases, particularly against disabled individuals. By unpacking the origins and implications of this idiom, this paper highlights the need for a critical examination of language and its impact on societal attitudes towards disability. Through conscious efforts to challenge stereotypes and promote inclusive language, society can begin to dismantle the biases that marginalize disabled individuals and move towards a more inclusive and equitable future.
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If I were a teacher and this was passed in Id give you at least a B+ even despite the term not being a real thing.
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Lmao pronouncing this in my mind the way you’ve always said it is giving me big r/nba vibes
LeMans Terms
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Go at it head on. You now know that Lame Ann's terms is a corruption of layman's terms, so own it. Add the story of your sister's dolls. I think it's creative and different. You have nothing to apologize for or to be embarrassed about..
Let us know how it goes with the Prof.
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Did you use a mechanical typewriter?
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nods approvingly
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Wait. What is France is Bacon?
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"Knowledge is power" is attributable to Francis Bacon. So one might write or say it as "Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon". There's a story about a guy who had only ever heard it and assumed the second part was also part of the saying, i.e. "Knowledge is power, France is bacon".
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Ok, well, I didn’t know who the quote was from. So was thinking. France is Bacon was a misheard statement and was like… but what’s the statement!?! lol
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Happy cake day!!
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I’m still confused what “France is Bacon” is being misheard from?
Ok. Evidently Francis Bacon is the person.
I was thinking it was a sentence not a name.
As explained so eloquently above:
"Knowledge is power" is attributable to Francis Bacon. So one might write or say it as "Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon". There's a story about a guy who had only ever heard it and assumed the second part was also part of the saying, i.e. "Knowledge is power, France is bacon".
To paraphrase, or over-explain (at great risk of coming off as GINORMOUSLY pedantic, I know)... Here we go... {deep breath}![]()
France is and Francis are homonyms, which was apparently lost to the unnamed man in the above story about a story; having misheard the proper noun, Francis, and instead of a name believwd he was hearing a different proper noun followed by a verb, France is. Ergo, Sir Francis Bacon becomes France is Bacon.
Which, honestly, is the nicest thing I've ever (thought) I heard (read) anyone say (write) about France 🤭
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Yes, I get it now. My point was I didn’t know it was attributed to a person name Francis Bacon.
So I was thinking France is Bacon was a phrase they were mishearing and I didn’t know what that phrase could have been.
I get it now.
Idk why I was downvoted.
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No ledge is power.
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What is Florida ounces supposed to be?
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Fluid ounces
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Ah yeah that makes sense
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Like a Milwaukee inch
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Or Kentucky Jelly
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I’m sure it’s something obvious, but I’ve never heard this one and can’t imagine what it is.
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US products are frequently marked in fluid ounces -- FL. OZ. FL is also the Post Office abbreviation for Florida. One of the commonest products marketed in such a way is orange juice. Oranges for juice grow in Florida, which brings us roundabout back to the erroneous "Florida ounces."
I suspect that OP's is a similar roundabout error. Sister probably heard the word layman somewhere and transmogrified it in her child-brain to Lame Anne. (Easy to do in some vernaculars, plus kids hang weird names on toys and pets. I had a dog as a toddler I named Egg.) Then Sister passed the name on to OP.
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Yeah, I understand both of those. It’s just “Milwaukee inch” I’m not getting.
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Ml = milliliters but the l looks like an I
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I think that was just a joke.
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Honestly, I kind of love these types of papers and mistakes. It’s tricky to work through it without giggling or embarrassing the student, but that’s a small price to pay for the memories.
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Oh well, they already submitted the paper. At this point it's all water under the fridge.
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True....true. but if anyone, including OP is interested, I may still have some really well written essays from when I was in collage. Be more than happy to lend them to you, unless you don't like hammy downs and prefer to write your own stuff
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Better be careful borrowing work. It’s a doggy dog world out there and someone might snitch on you.
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it seems you also misunderstood your sisters witticism, "I don't know nothing but my own three feet." As someone saying that with a cane, the argument could be made that it was accurate but if you consider the old socratic adage " all I know is that I know nothing... "
which Socrates expressed that to be truly wise is to admit that you do not know what you do not know. So whether accurate with a cane, or taken to be inaccurately admitting to know nothing, Lame Ann is quite wise.
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This is the part that really stood out to me and gave me whiplash. Such a weird juxtaposition.
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Yeah, Lame Anne isn't the only fictional character OP got confused about.
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I laughed out loud at the mention of Mr Bean being folklore. I also fully approve of the idea of Mr Bean being immortalized as a folklore hero.
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You're in good company. I grew up hearing "shoulder with the part" instead of "shoulder width apart". I understood the concept people were referring to so it never came up. I was in my 20s when I learned the truth.
To be fair, I never wrote an essay about it, but I assume your professor is just confused and will laugh when you explain!
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Oh my god, I'm almost 28 years old, and I never realized either until this comment. Shoulder width apart makes so much more sense. Thank you, stranger!
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I thought sugar coat was sugar code and wrote it in a highschool paper. That was embarrassing.
Also thought dime a dozen was diamond dozen.
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“Mudd” was a popular clothing brand in my childhood. I once did a science project that somehow involved mud and I spelled it wrong everywhere on my giant poster.
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I thought “play it by ear” was “play it by year “. The expression didn’t make much sense to me because its meaning is kinda the opposite. I used the expression correctly all the time, and since they sound so similar nobody even noticed.
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True story: my wife went to go see Les Miserables (2012) with some of her friends. My son (6 years old at the time) I think was napping when she left the house. When he awoke he asked where mommy was. I replied that she went to go see a movie. He asked what movie. I replied "Les Mis". He replied "Lame Ms.?! Hmm, that doesn't sound very good!"
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Les Miserables
You mean "Lame Is Rob".
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Your son is very witty.
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Spoken like a true layman
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**spoken like a true Le Man
FTFY
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I’m sure your professor will understand, just explain her what happened in Lame Ann’s terms.
Your story reminded me of this: English is not my native language. Many years ago I went to Canada to get my master’s degree. I wrote a whole 20 pages paper about ATMs usability for blind people, and each time I wrote “costumer” instead of “customer”.
A good friend proofread it for me and caught it on time. He said every time he read the word he imagined a person in an outlandish costume using the atm.
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I see this one on reddit all the time. It annoys me much more than it should, especially on posts where they use it several times.
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But it did happen to me. Do you have a link of a previous post telling the same story? I’m curious.
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No, I meant people using "costumer" instead of "customer".
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Oh! At first I thought you have seen that specific paper story many times on TIFU, like a copypasta ![]()
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At least you didnt call it an ATM machine.
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Yeah seems a little sus that they wrote about "Lame Ann" and never looked up any source or info about her.
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As a former college student who would perform all nighter works of “wonder” with the assistance of NoDoz, I get the concept. But that was pre-internet, so I think now one would at least hit the Wiki to get some background color.
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NoDoz! Was that the 20th century version of drinking Monster?
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Ha ha pretty much. I was still a tea drinker at the time and green tea wasn’t big in the USA yet; you need a LOT of basic black tea to match a NoDoz which were just pure caffeine tablets (around 200mg), no vitamins or anything.
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"20th century version" omg I just crumbled into dust 😭
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Medicine
(joking—sorry OP)
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