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2 years ago

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

When I was a kid, my sister had a raggedy redhead doll she called “Lame Ann” who had a cane. My sister made her talk in a redneck accent and say really stupid things like “I don’t know nothin’ but my own three feet.”

As I grew older, I started to hear the phrase “layman’s terms” thrown around, and I never had heard of a “layman” so I thought they were saying “Lame Ann.” I never questioned this belief and my developing brain made sense of it by figuring that Lame Anne must have been a nationally recognized folklore character like Paul Bunyan or Mister Bean. I thought she was a handicapped strawman that we all knew to not be able to grasp difficult concepts because she was too stupid.

Well, I’m now a college student who still held that belief until this morning. A month ago I was forced by my own procrastination to write a paper in a single night. The topic was about caricatures that perpetuate harmful beliefs about real people. I took 20mg of adderall and pumped out a paper entitled “Putting Bias in Lame Ann’s Terms: The Dangers of Assuming Stupidity in Individuals with Disabilities.” Since I wrote all five pages in an hour, I did not fact check a single thing in the essay, which centered mostly on Lame Ann and the ingrained discrimination she represented. I even opened with the anecdote about her saying “I ain’t know nothin’ but my own three feet.”

We got our grades back today, and to my confusion, I had a gotten an Incomplete. My professor left a single comment on the title of the paper asking me to come to her office hours. I showed a friend and asked them what it could mean. They laughed at me and asked me if I were joking, then told me that the phrase was “layman’s terms.” I did not believe them, so I called my sister and she barely even remembered Lame Ann but confirmed that it was her own original character. Still in shock, I googled it and could find no reference online to Lame Ann as I understood her.

I’m extremely embarrassed and terrified of talking to my professor. I just can’t believe it. I feel like im dreaming.

TL;DR thought it was lame Ann’s terms, wrote a paper about it, now have to talk to the prof

February 22nd, 2024

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Comments:

rhinotomus

2 years ago

Ah, so you were the lame Ann all along

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C00lK1d1994

2 years ago

I’m sure your professor will be understanding once you speak to them in person, I’m sure this is so far outside your usual work that a bizarre explanation would be accepted. 

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81FuriousGeorge

2 years ago

Or gaslight your professor, so they think they are the only one that's never heard of Lame Ann.

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Changoleo

2 years ago

This is the way…

And don’t forget to update afterwards.

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81FuriousGeorge

2 years ago

Someone needs to make a website, so there is proof. Add a Wikipedia page. Saying it's a play on layman's terms. Let's make Lame Ann a thing.

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giraflor

2 years ago

Please do this! I have a coworker who uses Wikipedia rather than the peer reviewed sources we’re supposed to consult. He would adopt Lame Ann’s terms if I gave him even the slightest nudge in that direction.

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ViscountBurrito

2 years ago

If she still doesn’t remember, you might call it a reverse Mandela Effect. In Lame Ann’s terms, she fails to remember something that everyone else agrees happened. Tell your professor it was discussed extensively in the Berenstein Bears books.

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TobiasMasonPark

2 years ago

Sounds like something George Costanza would do.

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grixit

2 years ago

Not him, his father.

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Adthay

2 years ago

The duality of reddit

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SigmundFreud

2 years ago

I guarantee that OP's professor thinks they handed in a paper generated by ChatGPT and were too lazy to even glance at it and see how ridiculous it was. She'll be relieved to learn the hilarious truth.

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papa-hare

2 years ago

Damn this is sad that reality has changed that much.

I would have assumed it's satire and would have absolutely read it.

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StinkypieTicklebum

2 years ago

Yeah, send her the link to your post before you see her!

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Upbeat-Rule-7536

2 years ago

/r/boneappletea

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Syzygy_Stardust

2 years ago

I was kinda hoping this was every comment.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

[deleted]

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DangerousBill

2 years ago

Please. I'll pay money.

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tanyagrzez

2 years ago

I kinda wanna read that paper now. It sounds like an interesting read

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Fake_Name_6

2 years ago

Just to complete the picture, your sister’s doll was a doll of the character “Raggedy Ann”: https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggedy_Ann.

Your sister’s version had a cane, and thus was “Lame Ann”.

I guess you know this now since you described the doll as “raggedy”.

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gotterfly

2 years ago

This made me laugh out loud from the moment you called Rowan Atkinson as Mister Bean a national folklore character. The title of your paper was hilarious

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ItsRainingTrees

2 years ago

In desperate need of update after speaking with your professor

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Evil_Creamsicle

2 years ago

honestly, once you give your professor the real explanation, they should be able to have context to grade the paper appropriately. Sounds like it was at least well thought out.

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Scherzkeks

2 years ago

I feel like you just provided your professor with an interesting qualitative research project, with you being the case study…

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SuzyQ93

2 years ago

I can't help but think that this is a story crafted for this sub, but I gotta say..... *slow clap*

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Wonckay

2 years ago

You can’t really write a five-page paper on a folkloric figure you know basically nothing about. I know about Paul Bunyan but I’d still have the story open in another tab.

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TheLadyClarabelle

2 years ago

You'd be amazed what a high pressure night can help you produce. I had a great formula for writing 5 page essays the night before they were due. 75% is just talking out your ass, the other 25% is solid content. Made A's on them too.

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Wonckay

2 years ago

I know all about high pressure nights. There is no world in which you willingly remain completely ignorant on your essay subject if you have internet. That’s a guaranteed free page alone on “contextualized” recapitulation of the story, two if you need it.

Writing five pages on Paul Bunyan knowing he was a lumberjack and that he dug the Great Lakes would be masochistic. Give me a paragraph summary of his story and I can write ten.

Also back to OP, 5 pages in an hour would be almost guaranteed trash. Even among competent writers 9/10 doing that are just blinded by their work reading intelligently at any isolated moment of typing, but when you read the whole thing back it sucks. I don’t know why you’d bother with 20mg of adderall just to work for an hour.

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TheLadyClarabelle

2 years ago

I missed where OP wrote it in an hour. I will defer to your assessment of the situation.

I always had a base knowledge of the topic I was writing about and could BS a decent essay but not 5 pages in an hour. Maybe in 3, with my reworking of sentences and proofreading.

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Wonckay

2 years ago

They said a single night but then it became an hour. In an actual night it’d be easy but insanely tedious, when they could easily look up the story.

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sillybilly8102

2 years ago

You totally can. It sounds like a lot of this paper was analysis of the stereotypes and stuff rather than, like, a 5 page tale about the facts of Lame Anne’s life. You can fill soooo much space with analysis of a small thing.

Honestly I’d love to read a paper on this. OP totally misunderstood the phrase “layman’s terms” but has crafted such an interesting set of beliefs around it that makes it really interesting. (I say this as someone who thinks about disability justice stuff a lot)

Just think about the word “lame” on its own, and write a similar paper. I bet you’d get similar conclusions. (Lame as a word used to describe a physical disability becoming a way of saying something’s no good, used as an insult, used as a joke, etc)

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Wonckay

2 years ago

You can try, but any engagement with the folkloric figure will be pointlessly harder and you’ll pretty instantly ask yourself “wait, why don’t I google this?” then do so.

Also no way OP wrote a worthwhile five-page college paper in an hour. Adderall doesn’t give you time dilation powers.

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anddianddro

2 years ago

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

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Quix66

2 years ago

You lack imagination! The papers I wrote at the last minute, fueled by caffeine! Bunch of bs, and everyone knew it.

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SuzyQ93

2 years ago

Oh, I'm pretty sure I wrote a paper in my sleep, in undergrad. Still got an A, lol. (For real - I turned it in the next day, and didn't recognize it.)

But honestly, this is a creative piece of writing, true or not.

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Son_of_Plato

2 years ago

Beautiful irony

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grixit

2 years ago

New paper: "Ultra Ingroup Bias: Mistaking a purely Familial Detail for a General Cultural Trope". You have a week to finish it.

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HRDBMW

2 years ago

It is amazing the things we learn incorrectly in childhood. I think we all carry these things into adulthood.

When I was a small child, maybe 5 or so, my grandparents convinced me that one of my ancestors was the commander of a chinese submarine in WW II. They showed me a picture of an Asian guy in a room full of pipes and valves. I think I carried that belief into my 20s. I am about as white as you can get. Although with a little bit of everything tossed into the pot... But no Asians.

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Slammogram

2 years ago

It’s a doggie dog world out there.

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wheatthin92

2 years ago

Just explain to her what your thought process was in Lame Ann's terms, I'm sure she'll get it

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coybowbabey

2 years ago

this is actually incredible 

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Krytan

2 years ago

Well if it makes you feel better, we have a lazy Susan in our kitchen.

Imagine my delight when, when my wife's Aunt, named Susan, was visting us, my young daughter pipes up ""oh, is she THE lazy susan?"

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jamshid666

2 years ago

r/Rickyisms

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gwaydms

2 years ago

"Like clams to the slaughter" is my favorite

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pinotJD

2 years ago

Omg please update this when you meet with the prof.

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BartlebySanchez

2 years ago

Ummm… Mr. Bean is not… oh, never mind.

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thrwaway9932

2 years ago

You sure it's not Lehman's Terms?

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issacoin

2 years ago

i know a guy that thought it was “pre-madonna” until i told him one day he was being a prima donna over text. we were in our late twenties.

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TVLL

2 years ago

Professors hear all sorts of dumb stuff.

Their job is to teach, so she’s going to teach you. It’s a bit embarrassing, but just imagine if you did this instead when you were 40. Tell her the whole story.

Tell her you were mortified when you found out.

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Jeannette311

2 years ago

As soon as I read your title I said "oh no" to no one at all and burst out laughing. My Raggedy Ann doll is not amused. 

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DangerousBill

2 years ago

As Creedence said, "There's a bathroom on the right."

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PACCBETA

2 years ago

That's an honorary Ricky-ism right there!

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FionnagainFeistyPaws

2 years ago

As someone who taught undergrads for a while, if your teacher was mad/upset, you would have just straight failed.

You got an incomplete, which I believe either means 1. You're going to get a chance to redo it or 2. They want an explanation. If, after explaining "Lame Ann," your paper is still well reasoned, I'd have accepted it. You did the assignment, you just used a caricature you unknowingly invented that no one else knew about.

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FirstandNine

2 years ago

Tracked down the kid’s paper:

Unpacking “Lame Ann’s Terms”: The Stereotypical Foundations and Societal Bias Against the Disabled

Introduction

The idiom "Lame Ann's terms" takes on a poignant significance in my life, harkening back to childhood evenings spent listening to my older sister weave tales about a folklore character named Ann. These stories weren't just simple bedtime narratives; they were rich with lessons and laughter, often concluding with Ann's self-deprecating yet defiant remark, "I ain’t know nothing but my own three feet." This peculiar phrase, emblematic of Ann's challenges and her resilience in the face of disability, introduced me to a world where complex concepts needed distillation into simpler forms for understanding—not just for Ann, but as an implicit societal expectation of all who were perceived as different.

"Lame Ann's terms," represents a complex interplay of folklore, language, and societal bias emerges. This paper explores the origins and implications of this idiom, which traces back to a fictional character, Lame Ann, depicted as needing complex topics to be simplified due to her disabilities. This narrative not only perpetuates stereotypes about disabled individuals but also reflects deeper societal biases that impact perceptions and interactions with the disabled community. Through the lens of my childhood memories and the tales of Lame Ann, we delve into how language, folklore, and societal expectations intertwine to create and perpetuate biases against the disabled.

The Origins of “Lame Ann’s Terms”

The term “Lame Ann’s terms” is rooted in folklore about a character named Ann, who was described as having disabilities that made her reliant on others to simplify complex information for her understanding. While folklore often serves as a mirror to societal values and norms, the tale of Lame Ann and the ensuing idiom derived from her story underscore how language can reflect and perpetuate stereotypes about disability. This idiom suggests an underlying assumption that disabled individuals are less capable of understanding complex concepts, thereby reinforcing a discriminatory view of intellectual capability based on physical or cognitive differences.

Societal Stereotypes and Disability

The stereotype of disabled individuals needing information “dumbed down” is a manifestation of ableism—a systemic bias that values able-bodied individuals while marginalizing those with disabilities. By examining “Lame Ann’s terms” through a sociological lens, we can see how such idioms contribute to the social construction of disability. Stereotypes, when embedded in language, not only reflect societal biases but also shape the experiences of those who are stereotyped. This results in a self-perpetuating cycle of discrimination, where language reinforces societal biases, which in turn influence language.

The Impact on the Disabled Community

The perpetuation of stereotypes through idioms like “Lame Ann’s terms” has tangible impacts on the disabled community. It contributes to a cultural narrative that views disability through a lens of deficiency rather than difference. This narrative can influence policy, accessibility, and inclusion efforts, often resulting in environments that prioritize the needs and perspectives of the able-bodied. Moreover, the stereotype that underpins “Lame Ann’s terms” can affect the self-perception and aspirations of disabled individuals, potentially limiting their engagement in educational and professional opportunities due to perceived or actual barriers to understanding complex information.

Reimagining Language and Inclusion

To challenge and dismantle the biases embedded in “Lame Ann’s terms” and similar idioms, a critical examination of language is essential. Language not only reflects but also has the power to shape societal attitudes and values. By promoting language that is inclusive and respectful, and by challenging stereotypes rather than perpetuating them, society can move towards a more inclusive and equitable understanding of disability. This includes recognizing the capabilities of disabled individuals to engage with complex concepts and fostering environments that support diverse ways of learning and understanding.

Conclusion

“Lame Ann’s terms” serves as a powerful example of how language reflects and perpetuates societal biases, particularly against disabled individuals. By unpacking the origins and implications of this idiom, this paper highlights the need for a critical examination of language and its impact on societal attitudes towards disability. Through conscious efforts to challenge stereotypes and promote inclusive language, society can begin to dismantle the biases that marginalize disabled individuals and move towards a more inclusive and equitable future.

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TeamTweety

2 years ago

If I were a teacher and this was passed in Id give you at least a B+ even despite the term not being a real thing.

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eatfortunecookie

2 years ago

I lost it altogether at “must have been a nationally recognized folklore” 🤣🤣🤣

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MydoglookslikeanEwok

2 years ago

OH MY GOD. This is one of the funniest things I have read in a while. I think you are the Lame Ann, my friend.

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ThePinkTeenager

2 years ago

To be fair, if Lame Ann was a real caricature, that would fit the topic.

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Jack_of_Spades

2 years ago

Goddamn this made me laugh so fucking hard... Ohh i'm jealous of that professor reading this masterfully crafted and utterly absurd paper...

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Alonest99

2 years ago

Perchance

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tjsocks

2 years ago

This post is gold 🥇

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CountOff

2 years ago

Lmao pronouncing this in my mind the way you’ve always said it is giving me big r/nba vibes

LeMans Terms

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Alonest99

2 years ago

Double down. Try to convince your professor you come from a weird ass alternate universe.

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Alonest99

2 years ago

Dad, I just found my pick for Fuck Up of the Month

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Pilzoyz

2 years ago

In your defense, you didn’t plagiarize.

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AtrumAequitas

2 years ago

Everyone has a word or three that that spelled or pronounced incorrectly for the first time in front of others. Yours just happens to be extra hilarious.

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DangerousBill

2 years ago

Go at it head on. You now know that Lame Ann's terms is a corruption of layman's terms, so own it. Add the story of your sister's dolls. I think it's creative and different. You have nothing to apologize for or to be embarrassed about..

Let us know how it goes with the Prof.

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Toby-the-foodbambino

2 years ago

This is possibly the best thing I’ve ever read on here.

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Glittering_Win_9677

2 years ago

If your professor laughs as hard anout this as I did, you'll get an A++++++. That's the grade I'm giving it.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

This is, my absolute, very favorite thing I have ever read.

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faelanae

2 years ago

I'm honestly living for Mister Bean as a folklore character

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Bletotum

2 years ago

Bake her a pie. I learned this lesson from Amelia Bedelia.

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luckbealadytonite

2 years ago

I love this and Lame Anne

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karenrachael

2 years ago

I'm crying. This could be me.

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popolander

2 years ago

Writing an academic paper based on nothing except your own perception of the world, 5 pages at that, yikes

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RexDust

2 years ago

That is wild my friend.

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blvckcvtmvgic

2 years ago

Mister Bean as a folklore character is somehow the funniest part about this to me.

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OkapiEli

2 years ago

Declare this to be a regional folkloric character from your childhood. Fully COMMIT to your story. Describe the dolls that kids had, and how adults would make references to “not being a Lame Anna.” But for this to work you must delete this thread before the professor googles Lame Ann.

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OkamiKhameleon

2 years ago

This is so frigging cute. Just wow. Adorable. I'm sure your professor will find it adorable, but also make sure you know to properly fact check next time! 

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TheLurkingMenace

2 years ago

This story gets better with literally every sentence.

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susdragon

2 years ago

Professor, it's Lame Ann's fault

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Ashamed-Minute-2721

2 years ago

How did you write the paper without doing any research or references?

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HesterFabian

2 years ago

This is called an eggcorn, where one misinterprets what they’re hearing.

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JoeyJoeJoeSenior

2 years ago

I thought "Rum and Coke" was "Roman Coke" for way to long into my drinking career. But nobody ever questioned me when I ordered a "Roman Coke".

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AtariAtari

2 years ago

Did you use a mechanical typewriter?

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thegraw

2 years ago

I love the irony that your paper was about stupidity

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Top tier tifu. This had me cracking up

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kmflushing

2 years ago

Pretend you did it on purpose. The whole thing's an allegory within a farce. Of Assumptions....

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Dude literally ripped off the story "Miss Alaineus"

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MarlenaEvans

2 years ago

Well, now you know. Knowledge is power. France is Bacon.

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halloweencoffeecats

2 years ago

nods approvingly

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Slammogram

2 years ago

Wait. What is France is Bacon?

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wildfire393

2 years ago

"Knowledge is power" is attributable to Francis Bacon. So one might write or say it as "Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon". There's a story about a guy who had only ever heard it and assumed the second part was also part of the saying, i.e. "Knowledge is power, France is bacon".

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Slammogram

2 years ago

Ok, well, I didn’t know who the quote was from. So was thinking. France is Bacon was a misheard statement and was like… but what’s the statement!?! lol

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Neon_Blaze7

2 years ago

Happy cake day!!

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someguyfromtheuk

2 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dxosj/what_word_or_phrase_did_you_totally_misunderstand/c13pbyc/

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Slammogram

2 years ago

I’m still confused what “France is Bacon” is being misheard from?

Ok. Evidently Francis Bacon is the person.

I was thinking it was a sentence not a name.

PACCBETA

2 years ago

As explained so eloquently above:

"Knowledge is power" is attributable to Francis Bacon. So one might write or say it as "Knowledge is power - Francis Bacon". There's a story about a guy who had only ever heard it and assumed the second part was also part of the saying, i.e. "Knowledge is power, France is bacon".

To paraphrase, or over-explain (at great risk of coming off as GINORMOUSLY pedantic, I know)... Here we go... {deep breath}

France is and Francis are homonyms, which was apparently lost to the unnamed man in the above story about a story; having misheard the proper noun, Francis, and instead of a name believwd he was hearing a different proper noun followed by a verb, France is. Ergo, Sir Francis Bacon becomes France is Bacon.

Which, honestly, is the nicest thing I've ever (thought) I heard (read) anyone say (write) about France 🤭

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Slammogram

2 years ago

Yes, I get it now. My point was I didn’t know it was attributed to a person name Francis Bacon.

So I was thinking France is Bacon was a phrase they were mishearing and I didn’t know what that phrase could have been.

I get it now.

Idk why I was downvoted.

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gtmattz

2 years ago

No ledge is power.

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jabberwocky300

2 years ago

This ranks right up there with the "Florida Ounces" guy.

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Lkwzriqwea

2 years ago

What is Florida ounces supposed to be?

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marteautemps

2 years ago

Fluid ounces

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Lkwzriqwea

2 years ago

Ah yeah that makes sense

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halloweencoffeecats

2 years ago

Like a Milwaukee inch

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taxdude1966

2 years ago

Or Kentucky Jelly

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ViscountBurrito

2 years ago

I’m sure it’s something obvious, but I’ve never heard this one and can’t imagine what it is.

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TheFilthyDIL

2 years ago

US products are frequently marked in fluid ounces -- FL. OZ. FL is also the Post Office abbreviation for Florida. One of the commonest products marketed in such a way is orange juice. Oranges for juice grow in Florida, which brings us roundabout back to the erroneous "Florida ounces."

I suspect that OP's is a similar roundabout error. Sister probably heard the word layman somewhere and transmogrified it in her child-brain to Lame Anne. (Easy to do in some vernaculars, plus kids hang weird names on toys and pets. I had a dog as a toddler I named Egg.) Then Sister passed the name on to OP.

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ViscountBurrito

2 years ago

Yeah, I understand both of those. It’s just “Milwaukee inch” I’m not getting.

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whatisupdog

2 years ago

Ml = milliliters but the l looks like an I

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jetloflin

2 years ago

I think that was just a joke.

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uniace16

2 years ago

Professor here. This is hilarious. PLEASE come back with an update on how the meeting goes.

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Far-Strategy8173

2 years ago

Honestly, I kind of love these types of papers and mistakes. It’s tricky to work through it without giggling or embarrassing the student, but that’s a small price to pay for the memories. 

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ape_snake

2 years ago

Sometimes you gotta research to make sure you're using the right words instead of taking it for granite.

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Philias2

2 years ago

Oh well, they already submitted the paper. At this point it's all water under the fridge.

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ape_snake

2 years ago

True....true. but if anyone, including OP is interested, I may still have some really well written essays from when I was in collage. Be more than happy to lend them to you, unless you don't like hammy downs and prefer to write your own stuff

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nightowl_work

2 years ago

Better be careful borrowing work. It’s a doggy dog world out there and someone might snitch on you.

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Magnusg

2 years ago

it seems you also misunderstood your sisters witticism, "I don't know nothing but my own three feet." As someone saying that with a cane, the argument could be made that it was accurate but if you consider the old socratic adage " all I know is that I know nothing... "
which Socrates expressed that to be truly wise is to admit that you do not know what you do not know. So whether accurate with a cane, or taken to be inaccurately admitting to know nothing, Lame Ann is quite wise.

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Outrageous_Reach_695

2 years ago

In fact, she could probably answer the Riddle of the Sphinx: "What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?"

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HRDBMW

2 years ago

That sounds lame, man.

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princess1arue

2 years ago

Are you sure your name isn’t Anne?

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SigmundFreud

2 years ago

Her?

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Nocturnal_Loon

2 years ago

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Groftsan

2 years ago

My favorite thing about this story is equating Mr. Bean with Paul Bunyon. What an excellent unexpected paring.

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ZodiacShadow

2 years ago

This is the part that really stood out to me and gave me whiplash. Such a weird juxtaposition.

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TheLurkingMenace

2 years ago

Yeah, Lame Anne isn't the only fictional character OP got confused about.

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CollyLee0

2 years ago

I laughed out loud at the mention of Mr Bean being folklore. I also fully approve of the idea of Mr Bean being immortalized as a folklore hero.

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3littlebirdies

2 years ago

You're in good company. I grew up hearing "shoulder with the part" instead of "shoulder width apart". I understood the concept people were referring to so it never came up. I was in my 20s when I learned the truth.

To be fair, I never wrote an essay about it, but I assume your professor is just confused and will laugh when you explain!

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thefinalhannah

2 years ago

Oh my god, I'm almost 28 years old, and I never realized either until this comment. Shoulder width apart makes so much more sense. Thank you, stranger!

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TobiasMasonPark

2 years ago

I thought sugar coat was sugar code and wrote it in a highschool paper. That was embarrassing.

Also thought dime a dozen was diamond dozen.

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taterrtot_

2 years ago

“Mudd” was a popular clothing brand in my childhood. I once did a science project that somehow involved mud and I spelled it wrong everywhere on my giant poster.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

I thought “play it by ear” was “play it by year “. The expression didn’t make much sense to me because its meaning is kinda the opposite. I used the expression correctly all the time, and since they sound so similar nobody even noticed. 

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Haha, idiot! It’s “Le man’s terms”. It’s French.

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the_sulution

2 years ago

True story: my wife went to go see Les Miserables (2012) with some of her friends. My son (6 years old at the time) I think was napping when she left the house. When he awoke he asked where mommy was. I replied that she went to go see a movie. He asked what movie. I replied "Les Mis". He replied "Lame Ms.?! Hmm, that doesn't sound very good!"

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gwaydms

2 years ago

Les Miserables

You mean "Lame Is Rob".

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SigmundFreud

2 years ago

Your son is very witty.

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Loko8765

2 years ago

Spoken like a true layman

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JamieDrone

2 years ago

**spoken like a true Le Man

FTFY

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Ximenash

2 years ago

I’m sure your professor will understand, just explain her what happened in Lame Ann’s terms.

Your story reminded me of this: English is not my native language. Many years ago I went to Canada to get my master’s degree. I wrote a whole 20 pages paper about ATMs usability for blind people, and each time I wrote “costumer” instead of “customer”.

A good friend proofread it for me and caught it on time. He said every time he read the word he imagined a person in an outlandish costume using the atm.

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Orgasml

2 years ago

I see this one on reddit all the time. It annoys me much more than it should, especially on posts where they use it several times.

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Ximenash

2 years ago

But it did happen to me. Do you have a link of a previous post telling the same story? I’m curious.

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Orgasml

2 years ago

No, I meant people using "costumer" instead of "customer".

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Ximenash

2 years ago

Oh! At first I thought you have seen that specific paper story many times on TIFU, like a copypasta

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CrotaIsAShota

2 years ago

At least you didnt call it an ATM machine.

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MydoglookslikeanEwok

2 years ago

OK this was funny but if you take a look at OP's post history, things will make more sense, in that I think he or she just fabricates stories for their own amusement.

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RonaldMcDonaldsBalls

2 years ago

Yeah seems a little sus that they wrote about "Lame Ann" and never looked up any source or info about her.

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VBB67

2 years ago

As a former college student who would perform all nighter works of “wonder” with the assistance of NoDoz, I get the concept. But that was pre-internet, so I think now one would at least hit the Wiki to get some background color.

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RonaldMcDonaldsBalls

2 years ago

NoDoz! Was that the 20th century version of drinking Monster?

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VBB67

2 years ago

Ha ha pretty much. I was still a tea drinker at the time and green tea wasn’t big in the USA yet; you need a LOT of basic black tea to match a NoDoz which were just pure caffeine tablets (around 200mg), no vitamins or anything.

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SongIcy4058

2 years ago

"20th century version" omg I just crumbled into dust 😭

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Mr bean was a real character on a tv show. He wasn’t a myth. And you made your bed so lay in it. Be an adult and go talk to your professor. I’m scared to ask the field you’re studying in.

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TVLL

2 years ago

Medicine

(joking—sorry OP)

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