April 5th, 2024
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/r/solareclipse
Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.
They’ll be spending Monday at Mom’s 😁
April 5th, 2024
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Comments:
theguru_7
You need to return and exchange your kids 🙂 Why are they licking random things?
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BooDaaDeeN
my imbecile children
LMAO!
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polar_fatalism
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
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goodchees3
I am so sorry this is so funny and sad 😭😭😭 not sure if there’s a warby parker near you but they’re giving out free eclipse glasses at all their locations!
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Possible_Figure_9115
I’m sorry for the misfortune but this is way too funny. Waaaay too funny.
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michelleinAZ
I love my children, but they would be disinherited. After I kicked myself for not cleaning the lenses before going out.
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[deleted]
Best of luck
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ae86forlife
Im sorry this absolutely hilarious
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ToddNew
The offspring of one DickusMaximus
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polyarmory80pct
r/wellthatsucks
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purple_craze
I am so sorry.
So my kids are 8 and 11.
They still lick things inappropriately. Last was the outdoor key hidden in a rock. To clean it from mud before she used it. Yes straight up licked the key. And didn’t deny it.
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amyayou
This is funny.
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Campiana
As a mom who spent 9 hours in the car with her kids today, this made me so, so happy. I’m glad your kids suck as much as mine! 💕
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lenzflare
Aren't they 7 years older now?
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Yep, 22 years old but still living with me
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