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April 14th, 2024

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/r/BoomersBeingFools

2 years ago

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I didn’t cause a scene because I’m not that type of person… but I came close.

I took my kid to get some ice cream after his soccer game, and since he trounced the blue team, I let him get a large cup. Large cups at this shop are two scoops, and obviously everyone knows that that means two flavors. But apparently not, according to the boomer servicing us.

My kid wanted peanut butter mocha and gummi worm buttercrunch. The boomer asks me if I could talk my kid into getting any other flavor besides the gummi worm one because he couldn’t reach the tubs in the second row without inflaming his osteoarthritis in his elbow. I understood, so I asked my kid to choose another flavor. I forget what he named next, but it was also in the second row. I ask him to name another, also in the second row. And so on— nothing in the first row appealed to him.

I ask the boomer if someone else can help us and he says he’s all alone. There’s a line out the door and I can sense people are getting impatient so I just tell the boomer to get my kid all peanut butter mocha, and while he scoops it up I tell him it’s ridiculous that a paying customer can’t get two flavors. My kid is crying a little bit too at this point and I also thanked the boomer for ruining my kids day. After the boomer struggled to scoop up the ice cream— he has to take breaks to rub his arm, so it takes like a whole minute— he hands it to my kid and mutters “entitled brat.” My kid hears that and goes hysterical. He drops the ice cream on the ground and kicks it like it was the game winning goal.

I throw my hands up and decide that’s it, and walk out. Turns out, Baskin Robins is just as good, if not better.

April 14th, 2024

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MeringueNo6390

2 years ago

So nobody is allowed to get ice cream from the second row then? Why is it only one old fart working if there is a line out the door? Sounds like a management problem more than anything

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diametrik

2 years ago

Boomer is definitely being a prick here, but where are the getting the "can't get two flavours" point from? The boomer didn't want your kid to get some specific flavours, not only get one flavour. If you chose two flavours from the first row it seems like they'd be fine with it, just the same as how they would also complain if you chose just a single flavour from the second row.

For the record, I agree with you completely that the boomer is totally in the wrong and you are totally in the right. If he can't scoop ice-cream, he shouldn't be working in an ice-cream shop.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

ESH.

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Nada--

2 years ago

If boomer can't perform his duties he needs to get the fuck out of the shop and find a job he can perform. Here's the thing, he doesn't need to work; most places have subsidized housing specifically for the elderly.

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Alarming-Skirt33

2 years ago

That guy shouldn't be working there but you're a fucking idiot

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[deleted]

2 years ago

2 cunts yeah

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mothandravenstudio

2 years ago

Boomer sucks and you suck and your asshole kid sucks.

Nice fictional account though.

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DommeDelicious

2 years ago

This isn’t real, it’s very clear from your account.

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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arcxjo

2 years ago

"In matters of taste, the customer is always right." This is literally the situation where it applies.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Douchebag kids with douchebag parents are equally as irritating as douchebag boomers.

[deleted]

2 years ago

Clearly the person shouldn’t be in that position if they can’t perform the job duties, but your kid’s reaction to not getting their way says a lot also. Sounds like a whole lot of assholery here.

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thenorthwestpassage-

2 years ago

you just know if the roles were reversed and he encountered a disabled cashier he’d be a massive prick about it

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arcxjo

2 years ago

It was the kid's reaction go being called names by someone who's supposed to be a mature, trustworthy adult.

If Mr. Rogers called you a little shit you'd be right to freak out too.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

The kid was called an entitled brat for no reason though

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Ok_Entertainment328

2 years ago

I just realized another thing that "old people" [don't] do.

Try new foods.

My dad (86) looks at me like I'm crazy when I use spinach on my burgers/Sandwich instead of lettuce.

New restaurant just opened? Forget it.

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arcxjo

2 years ago

At his age he probably can't taste anything anyhow.

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2 years ago

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[deleted]

2 years ago

I have arthritis and I sure as hell would not do a job where I stand up all day. That's just asking for trouble.

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TurbulentData961

2 years ago

Yea my 20 something heds ass aint doing that NO way a literal boomer with arthritis is unless it's the owner wanting to be one of the guys for 10 seconds ( in which case there would be staff there too )

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TITANOFTOMORROW

2 years ago

Nah, you're a jackass, no the boomer should not be working there if they can only access half the flavors, but you don't need to be a crybaby baffoon about it.

[deleted]

2 years ago

They’re a jackass because after several attempts to get their kid to adhere to the Boomer’s desires they got upset that half the stores inventory was unnecessarily unavailable? Or, was it the part when their kid threw a fit after being insulted by a grown adult like any other child would?

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TITANOFTOMORROW

2 years ago

"You made my spoiled kid cry." waaaaah. Walk away and go somewhere else. Don't be a d-bag about it.

[deleted]

2 years ago

Kid didn’t act spoiled at all. Unless you count the reaction to having an old shit mock them. If you read the events of OP’s story; you’d clearly see that they did exactly that. They walked away and got ice cream somewhere else. When you find yourself in a hole it’s wise to stop digging.

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smk824

2 years ago

As a kid who got screamed at after every achievement by braindead boomers, I sympathize with the mom and kid.

After one of the best days of your life, a lazy, shithead boomer insults you for no reason, what would you feel?

If I was the kid, I would have lobbed it at him. The boomer acted more like a child than them.

Stop making excuses for abusive, manipulative boomers.

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