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April 26th, 2024

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/r/DAE

2 years ago

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

I can’t help it; I’m a pessimist. If there’s $999 in my bank account, I’m going to say there’s $900. If it’s going to be in the “high 80s” over the weekend, I’m going to say it’s going to be 80 on the dot.

I got chewed out by my boss today because he had asked me a while back for the date of a client meeting I told him it was April 20th. He went to the meeting location on the 20th but no one showed up, so he came back confused but stranger things have happened. Today, on the 26th, he gets a call that the client has been waiting for him at the location and is positively ticked off. So I guess I had rounded down from the 26th to the 20th when I told him.

Obviously I’m going to try to avoid doing this in the future as it could cost us an account worth a hundred grand but it’s very instinctual and I do it without thinking. I mean hell I literally just did it without thinking. The account is actually $475,000.

Anyone else do this?

April 26th, 2024

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Comments:

NoDanaOnlyZuuI

2 years ago

This is the dumbest post ever. You rounded down a birthday? I’m calling bullshit.

Edit: original post said birthday, not client meeting. OP changed it.

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JarsWin

2 years ago

Where does he say anything about a birthday???

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girliusmaximus

2 years ago

OP edited the whole post. The original was a birthday not this bullshit about a client meeting.

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JarsWin

2 years ago

Ahhhh. Thank you, I read the post like 3 times looking for anything about a birthday. Makes sense now. 😅

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girliusmaximus

2 years ago

This doesn't make any sense. How do you even round a specific date? Are you telling people that Christmas is December 1st since you're rounding down December 25th?

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popeculture

2 years ago

No, Dec 20.

OP messed up and found a very unbelievable excuse.

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BCoydog

2 years ago

Round up costs? Yes. Round down income? Yes. Round birthdays? No. Wtf.

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daphnedoodle55

2 years ago

No.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Once people catch on to your 'quirk', i'm going to assume they aren't going to trust anything you say, or stop asking a question that involves a number.

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Loisgrand6

2 years ago

“Rounding down” a work meeting date?🙄

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Dry-Acanthaceae-7667

2 years ago

Always

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FewAd321

2 years ago

When I go shopping, if an item is $ 8.50...I round it to $ 9.00....I usually round it up...due to a limited income. It is also easier to add too.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Good way to prepare for sales tax without doing that much math and getting excited if there's some left over.

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