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2 years ago

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

For anyone who missed my last post, yesterday this construction worker who’s working on the high rise across the street from my office kept showing me a pentagon with his arms followed by a display of five fingers. He was later joined by two other workers.

Well today he’s showing me a rectangle over his head and then showing me four fingers. It’s kind of freaking me out. He’ll like be working for a half hour, then I’ll look over and he will be facing me and doing the rectangle pose for ten seconds, then showing me four fingers. Then after five minutes of that he will be back at work. I’m just so confused. What is he doing? Is he trying to teach me shapes? It also seems like he’s counting down because yesterday it was five and today it’s four. It could also be that he’s messing with me, but like… why?

I want to go over to talk to someone at the site but I’m too busy to leave my desk and there’s a company lunch today that I have to attend. I’ll try to go over after work.

No one on this sub really had any clue either about why he was doing the pentagon and the five yesterday besides that he may be asking me to have sex with him at five o’clock, which I do not think is the case. perhaps someone has a better idea now?

EDIT: THERES SIX OF THEM DOING IT NOW

May 8th, 2024

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Comments:

wtfcano

2 years ago

Post to r/construction, see what they say.

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Dangerous_Dinner_927

2 years ago

Tomorrow draw a triangle on a bit of paper and put it in the window.

16

comedymongertx

2 years ago

Maybe days till completion or days till off

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shomeyonoobs

2 years ago

They're clearly just being goofballs. There is absolutely no reason to talk to anyone or be freaked out about it. The best part of working in blue collar is it's nearly all men, and we can be complete doofuses to make time go by fast. Sometimes we forget that what we say or do may be perceived as offensive or weird when it's not directed at each other.

1

RoutineFamous4267

2 years ago

Dudes going nna show you his weiner when he gets to 1

1

ExaminationBusy4860

2 years ago

I really hope this is real

1

MilkshakeBoybringr

2 years ago

Oh I can’t wait to see where this goes XD having worked in the trades for a while and on job sites with my dad as a teen, construction workers have some of the weirdest, most fantastic humor ever.

1

Atomfixes

2 years ago

How was he holding a pentagon or square shape? We don’t bend like that

1

dafukuwnt

2 years ago

Is he flagging a crane ?

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dafukuwnt

2 years ago

Or he could just be letting you know who all gonna throw 20 bucks in on running a train. Either way is a win if they in.

1

overcomethestorm

2 years ago

I am a woman and have worked with all men in the trades since my teens. They are definitely messing with you but I seriously doubt the motives are sinister. Guys love to joke around and make a boring day fun. They think you’re getting a kick out of it too (shown by the continuation of it) and probably don’t know it could be freaking you out. Most guys are pranksters with the motives of making work a little more fun and exciting and probably think that you’d appreciate some fun too if you’re in a boring office all day and frequently staring out the window.

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Ok_Present_6508

2 years ago

As a construction worker I assure you they are 100% fucking with you.

Just make a shape back with the appropriate finger count of sides. They’ll get a kick out of it.

1

Serious-Eye-5426

2 years ago

He’s trying to offer you half of his 8 inch sandwich it’s in his rectangular lunchbox, he’s saying you can have 4 inches of it

1

Ladyvett

2 years ago

Now I’m curious what tomorrow will be Updateme!

1

Mistyam

2 years ago

Wow, everyone seems to think this is so funny. Even if he is just goofing around, it's sick! And they should be doing their job and not disturbing the people working inside the building. Please please report him immediately! You think he would be doing this to a man?

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Amihottest

2 years ago

Fun police…

1

Mistyam

2 years ago

I'm aware that certain types of men think it's fun to intimidate women. But at the very least, they shouldn't be getting paid for it.

1

Amihottest

2 years ago

Your interpretation that they are intimidating, is alarming.

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Mistyam

2 years ago

Well, you're either a man or a very very stupid woman. Having a countdown outside her window? Yes that is alarming. And let's say this wasn't at work but at her home out on the street. I don't think the context changes it all that much.

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Kosstheboss

2 years ago

Get a life and then do anything with it.

1

Mistyam

2 years ago

I have a GREAT life, thanks, and bless your little heart!

1

Kosstheboss

2 years ago

I doubt that very much.

1

Mistyam

2 years ago

So you're projecting- got it. Let me let you get back to your sad pathetic life of trolling.

1

senior_pickles

2 years ago

I can hear the sound of clutching pearls from here. Calm down.

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Mistyam

2 years ago

Wow, your completely out of date figure of speech really has me rethinking my stance on this topic.. NOT! Have a good day, grandma.

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senior_pickles

2 years ago

Lol, “completely out of date figure of speech” - that was the point, you sound like a silly old woman.

You missed the entire point and tried to clap back, lol.

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Mistyam

2 years ago

You're the one who used the phrase, not me. And it's really disturbing to know that you condone sexual harassment. That's not me clapping back. That's me calling out misogyny. Enjoy your miserable life.

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senior_pickles

2 years ago

CalLiNg OuT mYsOgYnY

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ThrowAwayTheKratom

2 years ago

I can guarantee you one thing:

If him or his buddies ever saw this Reddit post, they will be infamous in their collective construction circles for the rest of their lives for it.

1

Guilty-Green3678

2 years ago

Is he sending his phone number?

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[deleted]

2 years ago

It is a countdown, 5, 4.... god help us all , well mostly just you, when he gets to 0

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420pooboy

2 years ago

I too like to do a little trolling 😂

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Is he hot?

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Thick_Traffic1352

2 years ago

If there's more and more of them doing it, they're just having fun with you and goofing off (pretty normal for construction workers🤣) They've got your attention with it didn't they. And you reacted so they're not going to stop haha...infact that guy went and told his work mates at lunch and now they're all messing with you to see how far it can go. Soon all of them will be doing it😆

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[deleted]

2 years ago

“is he trying to teach me shapes?” lmfao

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Flashy_Narwhal9362

2 years ago

Squid games.

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PeacePufferPipe

2 years ago

When it gets down to number one, everyone in that construction building will show up and present a number one somehow. Have fun with it.

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callusesandtattoos

2 years ago

OP, we need an update! How did the triangle go?!

WE HAVE TO KNOW

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[deleted]

2 years ago

I need a conclusion

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After-Ratio-5218

2 years ago

Eventually you will know all the symbols so him and his 6 compatriots can give you his phone number.

2

TeamTweety

2 years ago

Updateme!

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Lovahsabre

2 years ago

I didnt think he wanted to have sex with you i just thought he wanted to meet you at 5 lol. Who knows what he wants or if he is even directing this info at you or someone else. Maybe you should leave a note for him if you dont get in contact with him to ask what he is trying to say?

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Your_Answer_Is_No

2 years ago

Updateme!

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Accomplished_Jump444

2 years ago

I would close the curtains.

1

[deleted]

2 years ago

Wtf lmao

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DeadSpaceEnthusiast

2 years ago

Well it's likely the sides of the shapes or the points, either way it's descended by 1. Could mean the time he gets off work. Could mean the days before he comes over n tries to talk to you who knows.

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Addictedemperior

2 years ago

Some people do strange behavior

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DeadpanMcNope

2 years ago

Maybe that's the time he gets off work

1

muntell7

2 years ago

He’s clearly teaching you some geometry. Hopefully it’s not a countdown to something lol. Keep us posted

1

[deleted]

2 years ago

Is there a crane operating? It sounds to me like he's giving hand signals to a crane or guiding steel.

He may be using the reflection of the windows to signal someone below or above him.

He may be signaling some below or above you.

You have no clue, and going to the site trailer will only result in a polite brush-off from the superintendent and a story he'll tell for the next 5 or 10 years.

"We had this lady come in one day, complaining about our men signaling to one another..."

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ilovecookiesssssssss

2 years ago

He’s either fucking with you or doesn’t even see you and is signaling to someone else.

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PopularExercise3

2 years ago

One will be his left hand making a circle and his pointer finger on the right hand entering it. That’s my guess. Plan your reaction accordingly!!

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Chaosr21

2 years ago

The only thing I could think of, is that he was signaling a crane operator or something above. But I assume you'd know if there was a guy or crane above your office. So he's probably just bored and fuckin with you lol. You should Def go over and ask about it. Offer him a beer or something after work.

I'm still confused how he was making a pentagon shape though

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itsathrowawayduhhhhh

2 years ago

How do I stay updated on this?? Are you going to post every day? I want to follow this! Lol

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distracted_x

2 years ago

Tomorrow it will be a triangle and he will hold up 3 fingers. Sounds like some kind of inside joke that you don't understand obviously. With his coworkers though, especially since they are joining in. Like maybe someone didn't know how many sides a shape had and it became some kind of joke.

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Flat_Air_882

2 years ago

Are you sure they aren't just signaling to other workers? The foreman or whatever?

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Repulsive_Physics_51

2 years ago

He’s messing with you . Construction work is hard so we try to joke around as much as possible. Or , he is trying to warn you about an alien invasion in four days .

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Specific-Bedroom-984

2 years ago

They're just messing with you. He's teaching you how many sides each shape has. We learn this in like 1st grade or kindergarten.

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Cowanesque

2 years ago

It is a countdown: when he gets to one beware the dick pic

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[deleted]

2 years ago

He is teaching you numbers and shapes

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Low_Marionberry_3802

2 years ago

OP. Please check out the subreddit /r/gangstalking.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

illuminati 👁

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RealBrookeSchwartz

2 years ago

If I were a construction worker I'd also do this to keep myself entertained. You've single-handedly distracted half a dozen construction workers from their jobs.

1

LadyShittington

2 years ago

Get a big piece of paper and tape a giant question mark to your window.

I wonder what happens when he gets to 1.

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True_Newspaper_2495

2 years ago

Moon them

1

Electrical-Echo8770

2 years ago

Maybe he is saying he will be at home by 4 pm

1

[deleted]

2 years ago

When they get down to one flip them the bird.

1

Happy_Layer_6699

2 years ago

They are probably communicating with someone else on a different floor and you just think its you lmao

1

CatalyzeSomething

2 years ago

I'm on the side of them just messing with you. I've done that before with people staring at me, I just start doing something ridiculous because I think it's funny.

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itsmyturntotalk

2 years ago

Get a white board!

1

LroyJ

2 years ago

By the time they get to “1” they won’t be using fingers.

1

[deleted]

2 years ago

He’s doing it because you’re paying attention. That’s all

1

Capricorn-Queen

2 years ago

I really wanna know what he done for 3 today, and what shape

Any updates?

1

OpportunityOk5719

2 years ago

What are you smoking and where did you get it?

1

No-Structure8753

2 years ago

WHAT does it MEAN!?!?.jpg

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TheTightEnd

2 years ago

Is he hot?

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No_Yes_Why_Maybe

2 years ago

He’s messing with you. He thinks it’s funny and probably sees you being confused. He told his buddies at lunch and now they are doing it too.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

There's a good chance he's giving hand signals to a crane.

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Gjl89

2 years ago

Sounds like signaling to me too. For the rigger or crane operator. Might not even be about you OP lol

1

[deleted]

2 years ago

If the purpose is to get your attention and for you to come over so he can talk to you, then it worked.

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Sleep-DeprivedSloth

2 years ago

I'm back for an update, any triangles today? Lol

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Draco003

2 years ago

5 sides for the Pentagon, 4 for the rectangle, 3 for the triangle, my guess is hands side by side for 2, and flipping you off for one.

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Desperate-War-3925

2 years ago

I’d be creeped out, scared actually. I’d go there during the day and ask what the F they’re doing

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Ancient_Sector8808

2 years ago

i’m crying “THERE’S SIX OF THEM DOING IT NOW” LOOOLOLOL

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Ok_Maintenance_5007

2 years ago

Find a piece of paper. Make it very large, bring a very big neon sharpie. "QUESTION MARK???" Literally draw a large neon question mark. I need answers

1

alfawolf77

2 years ago

After looking at your post history you sound like a troll

1

goldstat

2 years ago

Sounds like psychosis... You should probably cut back on the drugs

1

[deleted]

2 years ago

You can't move away from the window for a few days? Close the shutters and blinds?

0

Nameless_God_

2 years ago

Oh maybe he counting down till the day he jumps, lol. But seriously hes probably just fucking with you. when i used to work construction we used to just fuck with passerby’s and office people because it was funny.

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Low_Marionberry_3802

2 years ago

If I worked in construction I'd do the same lol

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Specialist_Noise_816

2 years ago

What the hell shape is he gonna make when he gets to two tho?

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ophel1a_

2 years ago

A line, doooi

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Seneca6

2 years ago

Lmfao sides of shapes. Maybe. Hopefully tomorrow is a triangle and he shows you 3

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[deleted]

2 years ago

He is going to get to 2 and make a V and then lick in-between the v.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

This would be the worst punchline ever.

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aVoteisaVoteAmirite

2 years ago

Wait what happens at 1?

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[deleted]

2 years ago

👌👈 <— that happens at 1

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Yassss

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AzLibDem

2 years ago

Checkmate

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maybeCheri

2 years ago

We need pictures. No way we can make any judgment without proof. We need to see these rectangles.

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Atomfixes

2 years ago

SHE is supposed to do the triangle

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OpportunityOk5719

2 years ago

She should do circles and throw them for a loop

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Tricky_Gur8679

2 years ago

Ahhhaaaa I see what ya did there!

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InhaleExhaleLover

2 years ago

They’ve gotta be messing with you. I just read your post from yesterday and honestly, it’s just the only thing that tracks in my head. He probably has noticed you staring out the window a lot and thought you were being nosy or just wanted to mess with you for spacing out. It can be annoying to feel watched while you work, so maybe he’s being weird to try and get you to lay off. Tbf, he brought his buddies in, so if someone is nearby the next time he’s doing it, get them to watch the countdown with you lol. Hope it stays chill whatever it is. I wouldn’t take it that seriously though personally and I’d just ignore from now on and wave at his behavior just to be polite. Maybe even imitate him for number 3 tomorrow.

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Meandmybuddyduncan

2 years ago

I worked construction for a bit. Everyone fucks around and jokes constantly.

what’s that one meme? Something like “I have to get up at 5am now because I just had to be funny in high school”

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callusesandtattoos

2 years ago

I’m a construction worker so I’m obligated to say this…

“5am? We just working part time now?”

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ImprovementKlutzy113

2 years ago

I get up at 3

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Dampasscrack

2 years ago

Absolutely diabolical 💀 I get up at 5 for my fast food job and I thought that was bad, you’d prob have to be asleep by like 8 pm

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ImprovementKlutzy113

2 years ago

Really doesn't matter what time I go to bed 3 it's still gonna be hard to get up.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Ha! That's nice, liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift...

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callusesandtattoos

2 years ago

What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over all this work I’m getting done!

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Nearby_Ad_5684

2 years ago

“When you were the class clown in high school and now you have to stretch and flex at 6am” had me rolling haha

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letsBmoodie

2 years ago

I'm thinking of how unserious my bf and his coworkers are. Great work, but I'm not sure who's doing it lol. I'm sure these dudes might be just the same, especially since they're all in it now.

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dutchman76

2 years ago

It's a count down! run!
He's gonna explode

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andante528

2 years ago

He's a creeper!!

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Kactus_San2021

2 years ago

Aw mannnn

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[deleted]

2 years ago

He? It’s six of them now…..

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andante528

2 years ago

I was referring to the one that is going to explode like a Minecraft creeper. Hopefully the rest of them can escape the blast zone.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Or they have a power IV bow handy!

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[deleted]

2 years ago

I’m saying it’s more than one person doing it now lol. All of them will explode.

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andante528

2 years ago

We need some ocelots to scare them away, stat :)

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Jangatroo

2 years ago

This is a very interesting saga! I'm just wondering what he's going to do for "1". 😂

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HMCJHB

2 years ago

I bet I know!! 🤣

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Circle

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ophel1a_

2 years ago

Dot!

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Fi3nd7

2 years ago

A dot is a circle 🤔, its circles all the way down

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Universal_Observer

2 years ago

👉🏽

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callusesandtattoos

2 years ago

Hahaha, OP, I’m in the trades and this is definitely something I would do. They’re just goofing around. Do like some other people mentioned and beat him to the punch tomorrow with the triangle. Shit, draw one on a piece of paper and tape it to your window tonight! Hopefully you’ll get to see when they first notice it because they’ll be laughing their asses off and they’ll love you for it

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Dangerous_Dinner_927

2 years ago

I'd engage as it's fun, it could go on for weeks getting more & more random. Lighthearted fun for everyone. Anyway I hope it does because I'm quite invested in it now haha.

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Ok_Present_6508

2 years ago

Fuck that, draw a star with more than ten sides. Let’s see them figure the finger count out.

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questionable_motifs

2 years ago

This comment should be top. Building construction is tough and thankless with tons of rules. He's almost certainly goofing around.

Dish it back. Have fun at work.

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Aggressive_Poetry801

2 years ago

Sounds like your days are numbered my friend

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Due_Key_109

2 years ago

FINAL DESTINATION

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Alright, I was interested in yesterday’s post, but now this looks like OP is just fuckin’ with us.

Edit: Yeah.. OP’s post history shows he’s a massive troll. Dude spends huge amounts of time shitposting everywhere.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Mr. Sherlock Holmes, thanks for solving this mystery. It was driving nuts.

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Sufficient_Raise9856

2 years ago

It's a countdown to a shape with one side and it will be [spoiler] his middle finger.

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RoutineFamous4267

2 years ago

Maybe I'm just high, but what Shape will be for 2?

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Amihottest

2 years ago

A line

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RoutineFamous4267

2 years ago

Of what?

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TreyRyan3

2 years ago

What kind of shitty building do you work in that has transparent instead of reflective glass?

Translation: What makes you assume he can even see you?

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adlubmaliki

2 years ago

This. Having clear glass would be pretty rare

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TreyRyan3

2 years ago

My best guess is they are using their reflections in the glass to signal information to someone the floors below.

Most high rise office buildings are going to be Low-E at the minimum and will still result in reflections during work hours.

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MajorYou9692

2 years ago

Well, stop engaging with him .You seem to be encouraging this behaviour...why exactly. 🤔

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

By looking out my window?

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MajorYou9692

2 years ago

Yes you're encouraging him because he sees you looking ,ignore him it's not rocket science, unless you want to meet him, of course 😉

[deleted]

2 years ago

There's literally nothing about this that's sexually suggestive lol.

You're horny and need to take it somewhere else or you're gonna get a bonk.

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MajorYou9692

2 years ago

Hahahahahaha 😂😂

CanadasNeighbor

2 years ago

Wow, that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Apparently we can't even look at men without encouraging them, need to walk around with our eyes to the ground and hands clasped like proper little ladies if we want to avoid tempting them. 🙄🙄🙄

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ViolentLoss

2 years ago

Toxic masculinity has entered the chat.

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DeadpanMcNope

2 years ago

Then isn't he encouraging her?

What a dumbass double-standard

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MySearchForMeaning24

2 years ago

A person should be allowed to look out their own window without being accused of encouraging a man's potentially bad behavior. SMH.

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MajorYou9692

2 years ago

Hahaha...got big muscles 💪 has he...🥰

adlubmaliki

2 years ago

OP maybe he's a surveyor communicating with another worker on the roof of your building. How far is the building?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

About 75 feet away?

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adlubmaliki

2 years ago

Have you looked at your window from the outside? Most high rise windows are tinted so you can't see inside during the day

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Six of them communicating? But like I wonder if there are six doing it at the same time. Or just six of the construction workers doing it at different times.

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adlubmaliki

2 years ago

I'm trying to imagine six dudes randomly posing in a rectangle pose and I can't😂

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2 years ago

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Leading_Manner_2737

2 years ago

This shit seems made up and dumb

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ditiegirl

2 years ago

Look through OPs other posts. They def shitpost. One day they have a fiance. Next a BF, then children, then they gave their sister cancer, are in school going on a field trip, in college with a frat boy boyfriend and it goes on and on. Also they are listed as a PCA.

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Round-Antelope552

2 years ago

Just make sure you are safe when you leave the building, try not to look out the window. It’s most likely some derogatory shit he is meaning, idk, who knows, but yeah, just be safe.

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mikels_burner

2 years ago

safe when you leave the building

safe???? OP went to the construction site yesterday to talk to said person. And is planning to do that again today...

Fyi

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Round-Antelope552

2 years ago

Oh fuck I miss important details with one eye open 🤦‍♀️

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