LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

June 23rd, 2024

/r/Berries

2 years ago

Can I eat these? I already did

June 23rd, 2024

Comments:

GlowUpAndThrowUp

2 years ago

That’s a Chinese holly or another type of holly. Poisonous berries. Please do not eat things you don’t know what they are. How many did you eat and how does your stomach feel?

LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

I just chewed them and spit them out. They did not taste well. One may have gone down the throat

GlowUpAndThrowUp

2 years ago

Should be alright but please, stop putting random berries in your mouth lol.

LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

👍 I understand

LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

It feels numb on my tongue slightly. Is this a concern? To be sure I don’t want to die

GlowUpAndThrowUp

2 years ago

I’m no expert. Call poison control and ask them.

sam99871

2 years ago

Is poison control 1-800-222-1222?

Regen-Gardener

2 years ago

+1 for calling poison control

LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

Thank you. Let me know what they advise— it is numb to the touch but I can taste other things

HistoricMTGGuy

2 years ago

No, you call poison control

SomethingClever42068

2 years ago

Holy fucking shit, I refuse to believe this isnt satire.

But also, if you walk around any graveyard from the 1800s half of the stones say "died from eating poison mushrooms" so it's good to see that things don't really change

Rich_One8093

2 years ago

Change only happens when we allow what we learn to have an effect on our decisions. If we do not know history, we repeat past failures and injuries. Now pardon me, I need to see if the stove is on.