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July 5th, 2024

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/r/delta

2 years ago

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

I’m at the gate for my upcoming flight, which is arriving at Midway in Chicago. It would be much more convenient for me to land at O’Hare, since I would be way closer to my hotel. I was just chatting with the people sitting next to me, and they agreed that they wished we were landing O’Hare instead. Even more people overheard this and chimed in to say they concurred, and I saw several other people smiling and nodding when they overheard. The guy next to me sort of made a joke that we should ask the pilot to change destination airports, but I got to thinking why the hell we couldn’t? Since it seems most passengers would be better off going to O’Hare, and we’re going to literally fly over O’Hare to get to Midway, (and this might just be the beers speaking) I’m thinking of actually stop my the cockpit before I head to my seat to pitch it to the pilot. I know there’s a bat’s chance in hell with the FAA regulations or whatever, but I figure what’s the harm in trying. Anyone have any similar experience and if so how did it go? Did you get laughed out of the cock pit?

July 5th, 2024

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Comments:

SnooOranges8214

2 years ago

No chance whatsoever.

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mjbulzomi

2 years ago

So buy a ticket for ORD instead of MDW. It’s not hard.

Yes, it is the beers speaking. This ain’t gonna happen in any universe.

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foxdie262

2 years ago

You should totally go to the cockpit door, bang on it, and demand to go there.

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HiroshimaSpirit

2 years ago

This might be the dumbest shit I have seen in this sub.

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ChildhoodExisting752

2 years ago

Lol what?? “O’Hare is closer to my hotel.” Book a different hotel. Book a different flight.

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Pipyoppi

2 years ago

This post is full of dumb, which others have already called out. But I also want to point out the ludicrousness of:

1) The idea that so many people around you are absolutely enthralled by your mundane comment about flying to a different airport. Most people at the gate want nothing to do with anyone else’s conversations.

2) Thinking that because 3-4 people around you also preferred ORD, that meant “most” passengers want the same thing. This may sound crazy but most people book flights to the airport they want to fly to.

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snarksallday

2 years ago

LOL. Just say no when the drink cart comes by.

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Realityhrts

2 years ago

You should stand up and ask the rest of the passengers in a loud voice. It’s only fair if those at the front and back of the plane get to participate. It’s a democracy after all. Vote!!!

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GeneralDisarray333

2 years ago

Next post we see on this sub is gonna be OP ranting about how he got kicked off the jet for being drunk and getting passengers to gang up on the crew.

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hereforthetearex

2 years ago

Just curious, where were you September 11 2001?

If you were old enough to remember, then you should know the answer to this question…..

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[deleted]

2 years ago

And people wonder why airline employees end up with short tempers. This is just a reddit post, imagine all the moronic shit they deal with on a daily basis that you don't even hear about.

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SirJohnCard

2 years ago

This is called hijacking. It never ends well.

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Ashamed_Giraffe_6769

2 years ago

This will never happen!!

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lo-cal-host

2 years ago

get laughed out of the cock pit?

Speaks for itself. BTW, it's a "cockpit".

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tvgraves

2 years ago

Zero.

There are passengers at Midway who will be taking your plane to its next destination

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Rupert_18124

2 years ago

It's like flying from Baltimore to Washington DC for that cheap ticket and then asking the pilot to land in Los Angeles instead, LOL

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[deleted]

2 years ago

So you and some other passengers want to hijack the aircraft by demanding the pilot land at ORD?

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OneofLittleHarmony

2 years ago

I’d rather go to midway tho. It’s so much closer to town.

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edunf

2 years ago

🤣

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[deleted]

2 years ago

Reminds me of my last trip from DTW to midway.

We all said we would much rather be landing in Maui and next thing you know, Aloha all around!

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YuRaYjc

2 years ago

🙄

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SolidSnacks666

2 years ago

This guy is a massive compulsive liar/engagement farmer if you just look at the post history by the way

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V17U5

2 years ago

Probably not, but the real question is: what would it take? First I’d assume that you need some kind of written consent from each passenger that they won’t seek compensation upon arriving at the wrong airport. Instead of rebooking a passenger, you’re re booking the plane. I’m sure crews are well managed in delta so is this the pilot’s last flight today? Does he need to be replaced at the follow on airport? Fuel and ground services may need to be refunded/rescheduled. They will need to change the flight plan. No big deal there, but was the new airport planning to receive an extra airplane? You might experience delays on the ground while they find an open gate for you.

It would take allot of last minute coordination.

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[deleted]

2 years ago

I can't believe they make such illogical people that are this stupid and entitled

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TheQuarantinian

2 years ago

He's human, so there's always a chance.

$50,000,000 cash should do it....

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Kebman3

2 years ago

Why not land in Indianapolis if that is closer for you?

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hospitallers

2 years ago

No

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MidnightJoker83

2 years ago

Just buy a ticket for OHare next time….jfc

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qball8001

2 years ago

Fo real.

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Bones1973

2 years ago

This has got to be satire.

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BrassyLdy

2 years ago

Or belongs in r/entitledpeople.

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hospitallers

2 years ago

Or in r/lowiq

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BPnon-duck

2 years ago

Yes, that's a hidden "hack". You'd have to have an already printed out Form 146 ready, and 76% of the pax would have to sign and agree. According to UN law #350, they would have to honor that declaration.

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Rare_Pin9932

2 years ago

I think it’s law #351 actually

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BPnon-duck

2 years ago

My bad, you are correct.

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cocktailians

2 years ago

Yeah, but don't they charge the ORD-MDW repositioning fee to the requesting pax?

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BPnon-duck

2 years ago

Well, yes but it's really a nominal fee as Jet-A is really cheap now and the pilots and crew don't really mind. It's like $0.37 and if you have a couple of redemption bottles, that will cover it (ask the FA's for used cans/bottles, free $$$).

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