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2 years ago

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

I’m fasting and can’t wash my hands til midnight. I’d prefer questions with short answers so I do not get the juice all over my cell phone screen.

August 2nd, 2024

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loveandthebeast

2 years ago

You got something on your eye.

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Vedertesu

2 years ago

Is it a religious fasting? If so, which religion?

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MmmmFloorPie

2 years ago

Try masturbating. That'll take your mind off of your itchy eyes!

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

😳

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SteakAndIron

2 years ago

You're actually dying to scratch your eyes. Why not just wash up?

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spiderfishx

2 years ago

Thank you. One of those pet peeves.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

I’m fasting

Chorazin

2 years ago

What does fasting have to do with hand washing? Do you not wash after pissing or shitting?

This is wild.

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SteakAndIron

2 years ago

You can still wash your hands

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crownedplatypus

2 years ago

If it’s a religious thing, it likely means they have to avoid a lot of “luxuries” as part of the fast. And keep in mind that back when these rules were written, bathing was definitely a luxury hahah.

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lightinthefield

2 years ago

But it's not anymore. Why follow rules that no longer apply ("do not wash your hands as bathing is a luxury") to current society? How is that at all helpful religiously? Genuinely asking.

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crownedplatypus

2 years ago

Tradition. Religion has never really been fully rooted in logic, it’s a matter of faith. Fasting is just a way of showing your devotion to your deity.

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lightinthefield

2 years ago

Mm, sure, but wouldn't your deity want the rules to be changed so that it fits modern society (like, the bathing thing)?

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SteakAndIron

2 years ago

That's really stupid

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El_Daniel

2 years ago

Internet was no problem back then

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

This

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2 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

Than go to hell? Yeah

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SteakAndIron

2 years ago

You need a new god, dude.

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Jaewol

2 years ago

Can you describe in great detail how you got jalapeño juice all over your fingers? At least 3 paragraphs, please.

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chef_tuffster

2 years ago

Can you find a pair of gloves to put on that are thick, or a cloth or something thick, to rub your eyes with quick? Something that that won’t get the oils through and you can easily wash after fasting? Good luck, my friend!

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YouNoLongerHaveLegs

2 years ago

What’s your favourite kind of juice? Hope the itch goes away man

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Crepes_for_days3000

2 years ago

Why can't you wash while fasting?

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ouzo84

2 years ago

Use your wrist

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GeneralObject

2 years ago

Do not go to the bathroom, regardless of what gender you are.

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Alice_The_Great

2 years ago

I don't understand why if you are fasting you would have jalapeno juice on your hands

Sounds like some kind of tik tok beauty treatment

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2 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

2 years ago

I did, it needed a more precise touch to satisfy the itch. I couldn’t resist the urge so I ended up scratching my eyes. It was horrible

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