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as a boss I'm sure you know what a fake sick day is when one is called and go for it anyway. listen to this dude
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I don’t think that taking a day off for that is crossing a boundary.
I think that a boss wanting to know why you want a day off is.
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If you're going with a fertility doctor who says that day is optimal to 'try for a baby' and have a note, no.
if you're just doing it to 'try for a baby' (seriously, all day would do nothing) yes
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Yeah i'd avoid asking your boss that.
Just ask to use a vacation day if it's important. Also if youbare running out of time talk to your doctor about artifical insemination.
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“I can’t make it in because my husband is gonna be cream pieing me all day, see ya tomorrow”
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“Boss, can I have a day off - I need to let my husband raw dog me all day.”
That’s how the text will be read. The text will also be shared.
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It's tomorrow, usually you gotta give a reason for that little notice even if it's just "I'm sick"
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Technically you don't have to. It's a courtesy to let them know if you're sick, but not required. Some companies have policies around it, however it can get sticky.
When I was a manager we had to be very careful in these situations as it could lead to issues if we asked questions, etc.
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