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11 months ago

I quit after a students said I was “fent bent” and recorded me instead of getting help

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June 3rd, 2025

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Own_Bed8627

11 months ago

The kids are frozen in their own peer bubble. Deep inside I think they want to help but the others may tease them

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runswithbirds

11 months ago

Right, like any of the people leaving “deal with it” comments are going to actually be able to deal with it should it happen to them. I’m so sorry that happened to you- for your injury and then the trauma of being mocked by other humans- even if they were kids. They weren’t toddlers for heavens sake. I had a kid hurl a xylophone mallet square on the side of my head giving me a slight concussion and I’d take that 10X over being filmed and accused of being on drugs. I hope you are able to do something kind to yourself. Take it easy.

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MrMartiTech

11 months ago

Having basic human empathy is something that starts at home. Parents need to do better.

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VikaVarkosh2025

11 months ago

Exactly!

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Riksor

11 months ago

God that's terrifying and humiliating. I'm so sorry you went through that.

If I were you I'd escalate as much as possible. The kids that recorded and mocked you deserve to be suspended for a while at the very least.

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Ryan_Vermouth

10 months ago

Nobody “went through” anything. This is a troll account posting nonsensical stories. Check their post history, report, get this shit out of here.

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Monstakiller95

10 months ago

Look at there name lmao

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VikaVarkosh2025

11 months ago

The level of cruelty and apathy among students for those who suffer or are in need is rampant in today's society. I would have done the same; your health is worth more than anything else.

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Thecollegecopout34

11 months ago

What the actual fuck. These kids would literally watch us die and record it while laughing….

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Tall-Director-4504

11 months ago

you don’t have “thin” skin ignore that other comment. that’s weird man i can’t wait to leave these kids

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elderchick

11 months ago

Sometimes I need to wear hearing aids. One time I did and a student saw it and laughed.

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Maleficent-Hawk-318

11 months ago

I taught horseback riding lessons to a lot of teens from about 2000-2010, and honestly this seems like a modern spin on how I saw kids react to injuries back then, too. Fewer mobile phones and "fent bent" wasn't a thing, but most kids have no idea what to do if someone is hurt and tend to revert to jokes and trying to shrug it off.

Horseback riding is a pretty dangerous sport, so I started explicitly teaching my students how to handle emergencies, and once I did their response got a lot better. I realize it's not the same environment, but I tend to assume this stuff is just kids not knowing what to do.

I'm really sorry you went through that, though. I'd be at least sorely tempted to quit too; I like kids but they can be awful sometimes.

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TheNarcolepticRabbit

11 months ago

From a former rider - riding is hella dangerous. I’ve been bitten, kicked, thrown, stepped on, dragged, and probably a few other things that I just can’t remember off the top of my head.

But I can’t imagine how hard it would be to do all of those things now when other kids are trying to film your embarrassing (and painful) moments just for a few internet clicks instead of offering (or getting) help for you.

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PixieSkull12

11 months ago

What is fent bent?

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CledaKling

11 months ago

I had to look it up. In simpler terms: When someone is "fent bent," they are exhibiting a physical sign of fentanyl's powerful sedative effects, where their body is unable to maintain a normal upright posture due to impaired motor control and muscle weakness.

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PixieSkull12

11 months ago

Ah, okay. Man I can’t keep up with these slang terms. I was afraid to look it up. It hasn’t boded well for me in the past lol.

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Ryan_Vermouth

11 months ago

Alternate post: “I heard some slang and made up a ridiculous story for the Internet. I mentioned TikTok because people who like rage bait like to hear about TikTok. People love ‘kids these days’ rage bait, so they probably won’t question it, even to the point of looking up my profile to see if all my other posts are a bunch of internally inconsistent bullshit, or if there’s a notice at the top of my profile stating directly that this is a fake profile.”

EDIT: to clarify, two weeks ago OP worked in an office and had a ridiculous complaint about fish.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1koi6ur/fish_races_at_work_are_driving_me_mad/

Last month, he was a lawyer, in the context of some kind of garbled fat joke.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hunting/comments/1juo0ce/is_it_feasible_to_use_a_deer_frozen_in_headlights/

Two months ago he was… whatever the fuck this is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/socialanxiety/comments/1jg3hiu/i_almost_got_into_an_accident_because_of_my/

In other words, not only is he a troll, he’s a fucking transparent troll.

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NeverBeenRung

11 months ago

Hey, so I’m a young person and I can tell you that even if this is fake, it is INCREDIBLY ACCURATE realistic fictions. Yes. Some of these kids are that bad.

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Ryan_Vermouth

11 months ago

Lies that confirm our prior beliefs, or the biases we are inclined to hold, are the most insidious kind of lies. 

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NeverBeenRung

11 months ago

Dude, I’m a college kid who also doubles as a substitute teacher. Yes, some of these kids are that bad. It’s the same way that certain teachers are that absent minded or lacking empathy. I don’t really care if HE lied when the principal of the matter is correct

Ryan_Vermouth

11 months ago

“I don’t care if he’s making up a broad, cartoonish propaganda story about children, because I too dislike children and want to believe this about them.” 

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ya_motha_93

10 months ago

Insane stance by that guy.

Way to drop the truth bomb on this post.

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reverseanimorph

11 months ago

i'm so sorry that happened to you! depending on your state, it's not legal to record someone without their consent. if you know the student's names would make a complaint to the principle

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Substantial-Sector-4

11 months ago

You should’ve told that kid “sybau”

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AngryCactusFlower

11 months ago

That’s terrible! I do not blame you for leaving at all. I would have probably done the same! I taught PE today in elementary and got hit full force with a ball in the stomach and none of the kids said anything. It’s been hurting me all day. I can’t even understand the apathy.

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Countofmontecrispy

11 months ago

So terrible but so hilarious lol

Countofmontecrispy

11 months ago

I’m still laughing everytime I read it, downvote this too

k464howdy

11 months ago

i mean it's not for people with thin skin.

BryonyVaughn

11 months ago

The man was in disabling pain, asked for help and instead was accused of drug abuse, non consensually recorded, and posted to social media. Those actions violate school policies as well as ethics and human decency. Thin skin isn’t part of this conversation.

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Yarb01

11 months ago

bigger psycho than the kids

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11 months ago

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strange_fellow

11 months ago

Fuck that. These kids are little shits and don't deserve an education.

Maybe OP needs a thicker skin, maybe not, but some of these kids hate school and deserve their freedom, let 'em have it -good and hard.

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11 months ago

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strange_fellow

11 months ago

It fucking IS their fault! If they're old enough to have a phone, they're old enough to know they should have gone for help!

Keep coddling the little shits, and someone is going to die.

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[deleted]

11 months ago

If this is your post, then this isn’t the best thing for you.

Thecollegecopout34

11 months ago

It’s not a competition for who can take the most abuse without doing anything about it buddy🤣🤣

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[deleted]

11 months ago

kk pal

gatsu2019

11 months ago

Kind of feel op is obese

TheRealist99

10 months ago

I sub and “fent bent” is pretty hilarious. This job is not for people like you with thin skin. Also, how older are you to throw out your back doing something so basic?

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