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July 7th, 2025

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/r/AmIOverreacting

1 year ago

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

July 7th, 2025

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DarcDesires

1 year ago

Honestly, asking minimum-wage workers to sing for you when you're at their shift is one of the most annoying things I've ever heard of - unless you're 6 or something and ofc don't know better.

Now you asked her to sing it seductively as Marilyn Monroe! and you're wondering if you're in the right? You aren't.

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radicalintrospect

1 year ago

Is that a service the restaurant offers? If not, you shouldn’t ask for it. This is like going into a retail store and asking someone to perform a little dance for you because it’s your birthday and they look like a dancer you are a fan of.

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JMarchPineville

1 year ago

I like that she charged you for being an asshole

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ComprehensiveApple14

1 year ago

Someone hit us with this a couple of decades ago: Send out someone to sing happy birthday mr prez to a business group. So we sent out Kevin. Kevin is a lovely 300lb man with actually fantastic baritone. He went full ham on it. Got £40 out of them for that. Fun times.

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DavePeesThePool

1 year ago

Yeah, that's harassment. If I were the manager I wouldn't have charged you anything, i would have just thrown you and your party out of the restaurant.

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spoongoonchi

1 year ago

If this isn't your trolling you and your friends are entitled pieces of shit. Seriously if you think nothing is wrong with this, you seriously need to catch a beating.

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dollar-menunaire

1 year ago

gotta be a troll post.

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leroyjabari

1 year ago

Only $10

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Nifty_Quest

1 year ago

baller move. I respect it

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