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/r/AmIOverreacting

10 months ago

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

July 7th, 2025

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DarcDesires

10 months ago

Honestly, asking minimum-wage workers to sing for you when you're at their shift is one of the most annoying things I've ever heard of - unless you're 6 or something and ofc don't know better.

Now you asked her to sing it seductively as Marilyn Monroe! and you're wondering if you're in the right? You aren't.

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radicalintrospect

10 months ago

Is that a service the restaurant offers? If not, you shouldn’t ask for it. This is like going into a retail store and asking someone to perform a little dance for you because it’s your birthday and they look like a dancer you are a fan of.

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JMarchPineville

10 months ago

I like that she charged you for being an asshole

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ComprehensiveApple14

10 months ago

Someone hit us with this a couple of decades ago: Send out someone to sing happy birthday mr prez to a business group. So we sent out Kevin. Kevin is a lovely 300lb man with actually fantastic baritone. He went full ham on it. Got £40 out of them for that. Fun times.

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DavePeesThePool

10 months ago

Yeah, that's harassment. If I were the manager I wouldn't have charged you anything, i would have just thrown you and your party out of the restaurant.

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spoongoonchi

10 months ago

If this isn't your trolling you and your friends are entitled pieces of shit. Seriously if you think nothing is wrong with this, you seriously need to catch a beating.

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dollar-menunaire

10 months ago

gotta be a troll post.

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leroyjabari

10 months ago

Only $10

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Nifty_Quest

10 months ago

baller move. I respect it

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