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July 21st, 2025

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/r/NoStupidQuestions

9 months ago

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

I’m really close to closing the deal with this one girl but she believes in palm reading stuff and has expressed concerns about guys in her past who have had faint fate lines. I only have hand one date with her and when she asked to read my palms I said I don’t “show hands on the first date.” Well that joke will only work once and next time I see her she’s gonna want to see my hands.

Anyone know anything short of getting a tattoo that will make my fate line more define? If I don’t capture this one (body is REDICK), I will die a conflicted incomplete man. I’ll get the tattoo if nothing else, but Im wondering if I could make a fist all day or tape my hand to increase the crease.

July 21st, 2025

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Comments:

MysteryNeighbor

9 months ago

Draw a little smiley face with a water colored marker, if she doesn’t get a giggle out of that then she takes this shit far too serious

Also not advised to do anything permanent for someone you just met

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thatdumbbitchjess

9 months ago

Burn your hand so she can't read it, lol, just kidding. Think you need a deep conversation if shes going to let a line in your hand dictate her life, this won't be the only time she does it.

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9 months ago

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thatdumbbitchjess

9 months ago

Really he should move on. Second date? Not worth the energy aye

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Mantzy81

9 months ago

A wise person once said:

"Stay away from that girl"

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