The meta-subway theorem

You need to be confident in this one and also be in New York or a different city with a subway system. But I have noticed that the most beautiful girls I see are often on the train and it is near impossible to start a conversation with them— they are usually commuting to or from work or they have their big headphones on. So you need to be creative.

This week I’m trying out different openers that are not creepy but completely innocent conversation starters. One of my ideas is to bring a sandwich from Subway (the restaurant) onto the train and sit next to a 10/10. I’ll take a bite, look confused then amused (disarming) then say “just realized im eating subway on the subway…” sound stupid? Absolutely. But they’re probably used to creeps trying to ask them what they are reading, so if you just seem to be musing out loud, that’s a great foot in the door to a larger conversation.

It’s still going to be a numbers game, but luckily subway offers a footlong that you can use in multiple attempts. But you don’t need to actually do the sub thing at all. Just find your angle that’s as innocent and go for it. The worst they can do is say no/ ignore you.