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September 14th, 2025

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/r/wealth

7 months ago

What’s the next step of wealthy grocery shopping past Whole Foods?

I built my empire from the bottom up. My parents came here with nothing and now I have enough to give them everything.

One thing I’ve learned is that there are different ceiling of wealth in different markets. I am still working my way up to a penthouse apartment in Tribeca (hopefully only 5 years off from that) but my current apartment is worth more than many people’s lifetime earnings.

But with groceries, you kind of reach a ceiling with Whole Foods. I went from soup kitchen to aldi to Trader Joe’s to Whole Foods and that’s where I’ve stayed as my income has doubled and tripled. In New York, it’s simply annoying to be shopping alongside Yuppies and low incomites living above their means who make the line to self checkout last half an hour.

Am I not thinking hard enough? It’s time for me to evolve. I don’t really feel like I belong in Whole Foods anymore. And please no “personal shopper,” I’m rich, not disabled.

Thanks.

September 14th, 2025

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henicorina

7 months ago

r/circlejerknyc

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SmileFirstThenSpeak

7 months ago

You’re so wealthy, get a personal chef. 🙄

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 months ago

And where do I get the food, jackass?

SmileFirstThenSpeak

7 months ago

Your chef does the shopping.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 months ago

See last line.

Thanks.

SmileFirstThenSpeak

7 months ago

You’re too wealthy to stand in line at a grocery store. Sounds like a disability to me.

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n33bulz

7 months ago

ROFL check post history. Troll account.

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Beneficial_Muscle_25

7 months ago

Do not believe this guy he's a troll and a phoney

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HankTheDankMEME_LORD

7 months ago

I'm not entirely rich but Whole Foods is the only super market I would buy chicken or turkey from.

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iknitandigrowthings

7 months ago

You've become wealthy being a high school social studies teacher? That totally checks out.

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