LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

October 18th, 2025

/r/interesting

11 months ago

There is no gluten, cheese, or animal product in this picture

Nature

October 18th, 2025

Comments:

interesting-ModTeam

11 months ago

We’re sorry, but your post has been removed because it violates Rule #1: Posts must be interesting.

The content of your post was deemed not interesting either by community reporting, low upvotes, or moderator discretion.

PavlovaToes

11 months ago

I very clearly see bread... we all know bread comes from loaf cats 🐈

Wintersage7

11 months ago

True fact. I have several loaves surrounding me now!

PavlovaToes

11 months ago

Several!? You basically own a bakery! Lucky

LuciusDickusMaximus

11 months ago

I don’t understand this comment and hence I am not sure how to respond

Careful_Inspection83

11 months ago

Cats, once officially heated to the correct temperature will tuck their paws under their body, curl their heads to either side, to make their body appear that they are simply a loaf of bread. Also, I dont believe thats not real pizza, if it is vegan (how does a vegan not know catloaf???) Then wtf does something like that taste like?

OneNewt-

11 months ago

Unfortunate

Whatamidoinglatley

11 months ago

But what does it taste like?

howl0ngwillitlast

11 months ago

Packaging material

Anomaly_null

11 months ago

i cannot imagine gluten free beer tastes even somewhat decent, and that's coming from someone with a wheat/gluten intolerance

ziostraccette

11 months ago

It tastes just like regular beer.

Anomaly_null

11 months ago

if that's the case i'm entirely surprised

ziostraccette

11 months ago

Give it a try, i usually drink either Peroni or Poretti and they have literally the same taste as the regular one. They just throw in the beer enzymes to break down the gluten chains and make it digestable fow who's got celiac desease.

tiasaiwr

11 months ago

Please tell me there is at least alcohol present?

LuciusDickusMaximus

11 months ago

Veggie Broth!!! It’s cold in Toledo

enternameher3

11 months ago

I bet you can taste it!

[deleted]

11 months ago

Because it's AI or because it tastes like shit?

LuciusDickusMaximus

11 months ago

You must be fun at parties.

Wintersage7

11 months ago

So must you. You planning on throwing shade at anyone who responds?

LuciusDickusMaximus

11 months ago

Anyone who is an asshole. You get what you give.

[deleted]

11 months ago

"Hey guys, welcome to the party. Please enjoy some gluten free pizza and beer." Is the single fastest way to ruin a party that science has uncovered.

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11 months ago

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Environmental-Ball43

11 months ago

Obviously. You’ve posted a picture of an empty table and a chair

GreatGreenGobbo

11 months ago

r/notthatinteresting

BraveTrades420

11 months ago

So it’s AI?