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October 31st, 2025

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

6 months ago

Coworker stole the bullet that struck my great grandpa in his manhood

I keep a bullet that I got from my pappy whose dad fought in the war. It is in an old mint tin in my office desk drawer. Or it was, until someone took it.

The bullet is very meaningful to my family, as after it struck my Great grandpa in the scrotum, doctors said he was a unich, aka no children from him.

Despite that, he came back from war and earned his place in the baby boom by, as he put it, "making love to the first woman who gave him butterflies," my great grandma. She got pregnant against all odds, and I found that bullet to be a testament to how my family defies all odds. In fact I wrote the essay that got me into Stanford about the bullet.

Now it's gone, because some jerk probably thought "wow, cool a bullet!" while pilfering through my things looking for a mint. l've interrogated everyone in office today, but it's Halloween and a Friday so the culprit is likely at home right now.

I want that bullet back, but even if I do get my hands on it, I feel like the thief has spoiled some of the magic it has for me.

October 31st, 2025

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Comments:

Aminar14

6 months ago

Well... If you get it back it'll be against all odds again.

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kkbobomb

6 months ago

I really do hope you get it back. Then you’ll have the chance to keep it home where it’s safe.

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Dramatic_Paramedic85

6 months ago

Any cameras that you could look at to see who it was?

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[deleted]

6 months ago

Tell your boss(s). Theft in the workplace makes somewhere you should feel safe an unsafe place. What else has this person stole?

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Murderous_Intention7

6 months ago

I guess it depends on how much time and effort you’re willing to put into getting it back. You can escalate this to your boss and HR, possibly file a police report, but getting it back seems unlikely. I definitely wouldn’t recommend keeping important things at work, especially if it isn’t under lock and key.

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aItereg0

6 months ago

That sucks and i hope you get it back. But also, what a weird thing to keep at work, like 'Hey Jerry whats that in your drawer?' 'Oh that's the bullet that hit my grandpa in the dick, wanna see?'

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VapeThisBro

6 months ago

You should be posting over on ulpt

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runawayoldgirl

6 months ago

That sucks and people suck. I might see if you or (better) your boss could send out a message briefly explaining the sentimental value of the bullet and designating some private spot where the person who took it could return it, no questions asked, by some deadline. If it is not returned and if it's discovered who did it, hopefully there would be a consequence at that point.

I'm not defending pilfering, but simply being realistic that it may be more likely to be returned if the thief has the chance to just return it quietly.

I'm sorry that happened.

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Slavchanza

6 months ago

What's your family memento does at work?

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Beneficial_Muscle_25

6 months ago

don't believe this guy read his other posts he's a phoney

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