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December 19th, 2025

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/r/AmIOverreacting

10 months ago

AIO gf called non emergency hotline about my allergies sneezes

Found out from someone at her work that the knock I got at the door about a “noise complaint” last night was her. It was embarrassing and she was the one who forced a cat into our household. I was totally shell shocked yesterday and she acted like it was a neighbor who called 311 on us. AIO?

December 19th, 2025

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Comments:

Sithstress_

10 months ago

Oh, honey, not a single person in HR would ever reach out to someone who doesn’t work for the company regarding sneezes. Either you are fake or this “HR” person is. Lmao. This is actually laughable.

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[deleted]

10 months ago

100%.

“na shot. Your kidding?” made me suspicious. Generally people reply with more respect than this.

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NBCaz

10 months ago

Fake.

And you receive 0 stars for lack of thoughtful deception.

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Ambitious-Sense2769

10 months ago

This is the most butchered English I’ve ever seen in my entire life and this has to be fake

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Useful-Band-2171

10 months ago

This makes no sense

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MissMubbles

10 months ago

NOR

Your gf has dehumanised you to being an annoyance to her, to the point she called a hotline on herself and you.

If the cat allergies were known prior, surprised she wouldn't settle trying a furless breed.

This is bizarre.

Edit to add commentary about how media propagates couples casually being deceitful, like, all the time to the point it's become even painfully obvious to me, so maybe ts is getting normalised, but casual deceit (and this wasn't even casual) should not be given ground.

Honesty is a core value.

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FirmlyClaspIt

10 months ago

I’m not telling you to leave, but this is the type of person to call 911 about abuse because they feel like you yelled at them.

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Sithstress_

10 months ago

It’s fake.

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Mean_Environment4856

10 months ago

Surely thats a peovacy breach to look up her personel file to message you.. but the story sounds so weird I don't even think its true.

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[deleted]

10 months ago

Sneeze freak