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February 23rd, 2026

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/r/QuittingZyn

2 months ago

Relapsed

Took a lunch nap and choked on my substitute zyn of an almond and was hacking coughing trying to dislodge it and thought I was gonna die. The ordeal was so stressful I needed relief from the trauma and bought a can of zyns and popped like five.

I fucking hate myself rn.

February 23rd, 2026

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Comments:

oGravitation

2 months ago

Thats a trigger I try warning people about, the trauma of choking on big almonds in your sleep

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HypnoticLion

2 months ago

You rack diciprine

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WideCardiologist9990

2 months ago

😂 love that💜

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RecoverinCandyAddict

2 months ago

Amazing follow up! 😂 Amazing

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WayfareAndWanderlust

2 months ago

Who would’ve thought nuts in your mouth were a gateway drug to nicotine

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user_1764

2 months ago

There is some dark humor in this, so i don't blame the other commenters lol. But if no one told you yet, I'm sorry this happened to you that shit did sound scary af and I don't blame you for saying fuck it. I dont know how many days in your were but maybe you just hadn't made it around that edge yet. Just don't give up. Try again. Don't let this be a full on 5 year relapse. Just try stop right now. Throw them out and start over. Don't be afraid to use the patch or 2 if you are a heavy user. Quitting as much nic as we are when we using zyn is no fucking walk in the park. It's harder than quitting smoking. 1 can a day is like being a 4 or 5 pack a day smoker. You can ask a doctor for guidance maybe.

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[deleted]

2 months ago

You pack an almond in your mouth to replace zyn. Dude just stop

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