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/r/politics

7 years ago

Trump: "Would Jesus have allowed the caravan through? No. Why should we?"

December 14th, 2018

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p011t1c5

7 years ago

Of course not. Trump's Jesus would have been hawking red MAGA hats outside the Temple.

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pervocracy

7 years ago

Matthew 25:34 > “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

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WatchingDonFail

7 years ago

Sadness

it's a 404

I was so hoping to see this title!

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robak69

7 years ago

1. Theres no caravan 2. Yes he would have 3. Since when does Jesus govern how you act? This guy knows how to pack a ton of lies in a compact statement.

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7 years ago

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TituzMaximus

7 years ago

You guys are way confused. Jesus loves full automatic weapons and really really hates brown people.... So I think trump is right about this one.

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7 years ago

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GreaterGatsby

7 years ago

Obvious attempt to bait folks... this ain’t real.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

But understand this: In those last days terrible times will come. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, abusive, disobedient, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, without love of good. They will claim Godliness, but will not serve Him.

HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THSE PEOPLE.

Timothy 3:2

I don't like to dig into the urban legends of Christianity category too often, but Trump is the closest damn thing to the anti-Christ we've seen.

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unluckycowboy

7 years ago

This. SO much this. I don't get how Evangelicals still support this man. The only reason that I understand but doesn't make any rational sense is "to bring about the apocalypse" because they genuinely believe they're going to some magical place in the sky after they die.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

Like his evangelical followers, Trump hasn't read the parable of the sheep and goats.

^^^^or ^^^^the ^^^^rest ^^^^of ^^^^the ^^^^bible

ETA: It also looks like the OP is running afoul of the rules.

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nmutrpredditor9

7 years ago

...or any of the bible.

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Damn_Atheist

7 years ago

Actually, Jesus definitely would have. In fact, when you get into it, Jesus was kind of a socialist and definitely a total hippy.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

To Christian Trump supporters:

Which of his qualities most remind you of Jesus Christ?

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WagTheKat

7 years ago

Product of a rape?

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Wh1sk3yTang0Fo0xtr0t

7 years ago

Hangs out with political lepers

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Omfufu

7 years ago

Both saved them from Soros and them libs!

/s

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[deleted]

7 years ago

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Damn_Atheist

7 years ago

Actually Jesus was for all people, even non Jews. What Bible are you reading? I have multiple versions and I don't remember him saying how only the Jewish people were important to him. In fact, even in old Testament there were multiple passages about treating foreigners kindly and with generosity.

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