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January 16th, 2019

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/r/Showerthoughts

7 years ago

They said that dog is "mans' best friend" but they sure seem to do like women a lot more much.

EDIT: My wife left me and I got the dog but now its depressed and only was happy when she stopped by to pick up some things last week

January 16th, 2019

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Comments:

Sea_Mushroom

7 years ago

My dad once said "put both your wife and dog in separate trunks. Leave them in there for a while. Let them out, and then see who loves you.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

Maybe you’re just a man that dogs don’t like.

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GoldArrowFTW

7 years ago

They seem to like them fairly equally. Also nice grammar.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

Grammar cancer

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Spurtz

7 years ago

And that's a reason why they're a man's best friend.

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dramatic_heaux

7 years ago

A lot of dogs I’ve fostered unfortunately growled at any men they met mostly because they had been abused by men, so in some ways you might be right.

As for your dog and your marriage I’m sorry. Your dog might need some time to adjust, and probably also misses your wife. Over time though I’m sure you can make him happy again, just try and bond with him a bit?

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[deleted]

7 years ago

i'm on acid right now and you are making no sense

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StickerOnGlass

7 years ago

I second this lol, other than the being on acid part. Happy tripping

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[deleted]

7 years ago

thanks

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