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January 23rd, 2019

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/r/Showerthoughts

7 years ago

In basketball, grown men and women compete to throw a rubber spheroid in a metallic circle, but not if the people dressed like zookeepers don't let them.

January 23rd, 2019

9

Comments:

jitney5

7 years ago

Yes fellow human.

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EverythingEvil1022

7 years ago

It's somewhat true of most sports, the zookeepers are there to ensure the steroid infused zoo monkeys don't escape and wreak havoc on the outside world.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Racist much?

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EverythingEvil1022

7 years ago

No, not really. All humans are the descendents of apes. It was more a remark on their intelligence rather than race.

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