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February 8th, 2019

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/r/AskReddit

7 years ago

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, why do you think Washington's killer was found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

February 8th, 2019

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Comments:

backpackwayne

7 years ago

Washington died of a fever.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

But didn't the killer give it to him!

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jthin

7 years ago

My brain can’t comprehend

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Me neither, that's why I asked about it.

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EasyStreetExile

7 years ago

You had me until the last line tbh... What's a cot ware?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

No silly goose I just meant a cot where

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EasyStreetExile

7 years ago

Ahh, I see... Well in that case, I would think the title of silly goose falls upon your head... Silly goose

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Well played sir

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