February 18th, 2019
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/r/AskReddit
A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?
February 18th, 2019
3
Comments:
wagnerlight
Destroy fornite servers
4
Kelitch
Enjoy my week of peace and quiet
2
[deleted]
I call up the boys. We're going to chucky cheeses.
They wouldn't even have to release my family I live for this shit
2
[deleted]
Be me
Marry a pop-starlet.
1
neverthelessguy
I kidnap his children and his relatives and cut their heads off
1
Ununiqueduh
Become lvl 1000 Mafia Boss
1
Bi0Chemical
I become Boner The Clown and streak through parties sitting on cakes and shitting on lawns in facepaint and a wig.
1
Insomniacbychoice90
Buy the area out of cake & pop
1
bertzie
Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.
1