February 18th, 2019
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/r/AskReddit
A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
February 18th, 2019
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Comments:
Jaystrother94
Bring me your young and I will punch them accordingly
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Dunning-Kruger_Lives
I choose atheism.
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sweetpoison02
Bring on the babies
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leylin877
Can I take both?
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[deleted]
I'd choose death
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[deleted]
I’d go with the second option.
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manteiga_derrete
What a nice god
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qaddosh
We have to get baby oil somehow.
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[deleted]
If it can crawl, it can brawl.
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ItsMatthewMetz
This should be in one of those MARIO and Luigi memes and the subject should be on child abuse. MARIO would say harming their child is wrong and all these things and Luigi says the above
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