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February 18th, 2019

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/r/AskReddit

7 years ago

A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

February 18th, 2019

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Comments:

Jaystrother94

7 years ago

Bring me your young and I will punch them accordingly

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Dunning-Kruger_Lives

7 years ago

I choose atheism.

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sweetpoison02

7 years ago

Bring on the babies

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leylin877

7 years ago

Can I take both?

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[deleted]

7 years ago

I'd choose death

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[deleted]

7 years ago

I’d go with the second option.

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manteiga_derrete

7 years ago

What a nice god

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qaddosh

7 years ago

We have to get baby oil somehow.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

If it can crawl, it can brawl.

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ItsMatthewMetz

7 years ago

This should be in one of those MARIO and Luigi memes and the subject should be on child abuse. MARIO would say harming their child is wrong and all these things and Luigi says the above

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