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February 19th, 2019

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/r/AskReddit

7 years ago

You and 50 other people are given $100 dollars with a chance to turn it into $1,000,000 if you, in the next hour, can buy more calories (sum total of the calories of the food you buy for given money) than everyone else. What's your shopping list?

February 19th, 2019

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Comments:

TWFM

7 years ago

The most calories you can buy is pure fat, so I'd buy $100 worth of the cheapest oil I could find.

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Pyrene_Rose

7 years ago

McDonald's

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hungryhaiji

7 years ago

Petrol.

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[deleted]

7 years ago

What top comment said or peanut butter

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tommytwotats

7 years ago

Bulk generic crisco

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donteverfuckmetony

7 years ago

Whatever it is Sumos eat

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Amyhearsay

7 years ago

KFC double down... with extra gravy

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ScarredToaster

7 years ago

MREs

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magictubesocksofjoy

7 years ago

start buying bags of sugar

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Skalla_Resco

7 years ago

Lard, highest calories per dollar I could find. Followed by white rice.

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namesaremptynoise

7 years ago

58 gallons of gasoline contain 1,798,000 calories.

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Amyhearsay

7 years ago

Ohhhh nicely done, in a team win challenge can you pick me for your team?

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Succexy420

7 years ago

Gasoline ISNT FOOD. Duck fat however is very expensive and super high in calories and fucking delicious

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Skalla_Resco

7 years ago

Technically it just says calories, not food.

Edit: nvm, I can't read.

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