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March 6th, 2019

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/r/cringe

7 years ago

Told my professor to "Punish me, Daddy"

This happened a year ago.

I was taking two history classes. I had a TA from one class who looked EXACTLY like my professor from the other class. Their names were kinda similar, too: TA was named Dahdi and Prof was Professor Tellodan. Easy to get them mixed up.

One day I'm at Prof T's office hours talking about a paper. He makes a joke, as he is wont to do, about how he wish that there was some divine punishment inflicted on a human everytime they used the passive voice. I laughed and meant to say "God would punish me, Professor Tellodan." Instead, the laughter makes me only spit out half of it and, as I have done a couple times before, I mix up his name with my TF Dahdi's. So what comes out is "--Punish me, Dahdi!" Awkward silence.

March 6th, 2019

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Austin_Kodiak

7 years ago

r/thathappened

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zr0gravity7

7 years ago

Seems like the type of thing you thought about a day later in the shower.

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NobodyPrayinForMe

7 years ago

omg dont you HATE when this happens??

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Just-Aman

7 years ago

This is the stupidest post I have ever read.

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pajaimers

7 years ago

How are those names similar?

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OptomisticNihilist

7 years ago

Looked

pajaimers

7 years ago

Their names were kinda similar, too

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7 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Oh good job Sherlock Holmes! Your two-part deduction is very impressive! Did Watson have to assist you on this one? It was pretty tough!

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