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August 18th, 2019

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/r/teenagers

7 years ago

I'm in boys!!!!

After 3 years of doing her homework, my crush has finally called me her "secret boyfriend." Now the next step, I think, is to get her to break up with her real bf so I can take his spot!

August 18th, 2019

13

Comments:

[deleted]

7 years ago

This is kinda cheating but congratulations I guess

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AsterosSlotheros

7 years ago

Well it seems to me you don’t care about her being unfaithful so sure, go on bud !

Serious talk here, she’s not faithful, she did called you her “secret boyfriend” and that my friend, is being too obliviously obvious. Don’t put your heart into this if you’re looking for her to love you.

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BlackCrow-

7 years ago

3 years for a hoe.. lmaooo

I’m deaded

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CJaber

7 years ago

bruh moment

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ActualSpring

7 years ago

So you want her bf by taking her spot?

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Random-online-crap2

7 years ago

Nice

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Tommys283

7 years ago

I wish you best of luck

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yeetus-thai-fetus

7 years ago

She is using you, get out of there and she is clearly unfaithful. I would go as far to say that she doesn’t love you

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thelunchboxfromearth

7 years ago

This is an interesting strategy, but a welcome one none the less

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