August 19th, 2019
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I am Peter Banker, 22-y/o man who has had 43 ex-girlfriends so far (and 44's odds of being the 'one' are slim to none), Ask me ANYTHING?
I am not saying this to brag, just to explain I am just extremely attractive and have a great personality, but am HORRIBLE at relationships. I have never asked for advice out of pride, but maybe I should lol. Anywho, I have a ton of horrible but hilarious experiences, ask me anything/
In terms of proof, I have no idea how I could prove this without doxxing my past lovers, so trust me, yeah?
August 19th, 2019
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LuciusDickusMaximus
probably try to get it reattached, idk
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_meisterman_
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Yes
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thefonztm
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Littylikeatity420
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LuciusDickusMaximus
I'd like to punch that cocky smile right off your face
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Littylikeatity420
We both know that won’t happen
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Chernoblyat
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LuciusDickusMaximus
No, it gets considerably less so tbh. I've almost given up hope that any relationship will last at this point.
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richneptune
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Just finished a banking internship so yes, I would say I have
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asoiahats
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Month average
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Littylikeatity420
Hardly a relationship. Sounds more like mental illness on your end
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LuciusDickusMaximus
While we are prescribing illnesses, you sound like a giant dick
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Littylikeatity420
I’m just saying. You don’t have that many failed relationships by accident and I feel quite sorry for you. Having to experience dating like this. You’re 22 and have had over 40 “relationships”, what’s wrong with you?
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Idk, sometimes I cry at sad movies, sometimes my dance at the club is "not man enough," I like girly colors. That's pretty much all that people have said is wrong about me
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