Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.

Hi, my name is Sandra D, and I'm in uni. I recently was hospitalized for choking on a hot dog, so I've been on some meds that have made me feel very loopy, which is fine, until it causes something like this.

My bf and I are in the same Eastern Asia class. It's a huge lecture and usually we sit together, but on this particular day, I was coming late from a hospital procedure and couldn't find him in the crowd. So I sat through lecture, high on the meds, not really absorbing any of the material. In fact, I black out towards the end and only wake up after every starts packing up to go.

As everyone's filing out of the aisles, I think I spot my bf, so I decided to surprise him. I sneak up behind him and, well, I grab his bum. Man turns around-- wasn't my bf! Was my Professor! He makes a disgusted look at me and continues walking out.

Still thinking about this hours later.