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September 27th, 2019

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/r/casualiama

6 years ago

My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!

September 27th, 2019

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Comments:

doinkrr

6 years ago

i thought you were the first polish man to climb mount main?

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Rypnami

6 years ago

Thought you were a high schooler and the first person to climb mount main

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legthighcombo

6 years ago

Do you have a go-to that usually gets the tears going? How did you get this job? Does it make you sad?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I usually start with some photos of dead dogs. I got this job because I was a researcher and turns out i was good at it. It makes me incredibly sad but also happy to help

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cistacea

6 years ago

Where can I obtain your services

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Rypnami

6 years ago

He’s a fake look at all his other posts

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Here, if you wish

cistacea

6 years ago

Ok I'm ready

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

You're a failure

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cistacea

6 years ago

Wait, so you just send me negative comments on Reddit and that's supposed to make me cry? This is quite ineffective

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

This is free so you're getting the very basic cry package. Stop being a little bitch. Sorry I feel bad about this but you asked for it

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[deleted]

6 years ago

What even is your job

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

It's called the anti-clown

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Rypnami

6 years ago

He’s fake. Other posts

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