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September 29th, 2019

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/r/casualiama

6 years ago

My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!

September 29th, 2019

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onceuponatimeinlife

6 years ago

Has any non-Polish person ever pronounced your name correctly on their first try?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Or anywhere, say, in the first hundred?

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jaboja

6 years ago

I'm polish and I cannot. It isn't Polish, it's either only stylised or englicised. "Yorwic" is surely not a Polish first name, even considering writing it in the English orthography - as Polish has no names (nor other native words) starting with Y. The second name also seems just stylised, it has "scz" letter group which wouldn't appear in a real name (it would be "szcz" instead). It is also very long and full of hard to pronounce sounds, resembling more tongue twisters like "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczżewoszyce powiat Łękołody", than a real name.

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camwaite

6 years ago

Dude his name starts with Slawowic it's fake

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LilWhiteBoiGwidion

6 years ago

It’s fake he’s lying

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dsailo

6 years ago

I tried and had a break down in the middle of it, it’s not possible without training

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Wrong comment I replied to sorry

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Only Slavic peoples have gotten it but anyone else cannot say it ha ha

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Lots42

6 years ago

How do you deal with paperwork with out going mad

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whoisfourthwall

6 years ago

Is there a video or can you spell out how we can pronounce your name correctly?

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QPMKE

6 years ago

I knew my semester of Polish would pay off one day

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Sucks that this is a made up name and a made up "identity" of a troll.

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greenguy0120

6 years ago

He’s not polish bruh

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[deleted]

6 years ago

“I am first Polish man”

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Ohh they’re making up identities?

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abyigit

6 years ago

Yeah apperantly

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[deleted]

6 years ago

sacha baron cohen?

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alakostq

6 years ago

Any polish person ever pronounced your name correctly on their first try?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I read it out loud and got it on my first try. It’s not as hard as it looks, it’s actually easier than many tongue twisters ^

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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Flaming_Eagle

6 years ago

lmao different names in all different ama's

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Pixel_Pig

6 years ago

No you're not.

Check his post history

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KK9521

6 years ago

Fuck off stop making fake ama's

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_Polish_Potato_

6 years ago

Im obligated as per my username to point out, he is a fake. Not a real Polish name.

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funpeachinthesun

6 years ago

Would you do it again?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Yes was fun was fun but perhaps next time with my son

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ThrowTheCrows

6 years ago

You sure your parents weren't just on something while writing your name?

Also I like that all the top comments are about your name, but I'm sure that wasn't what you wanted, so how was the climb? How long did it take and how many were with you?

Edit: your post history indicates either Multiple Personality Disorder, or a karma farm.

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that_fatasian

6 years ago

Thanks and I like ur username.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Why thank you

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loomynartylenny

6 years ago

How was the view from the top?

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ItsMichaelRay

6 years ago

What's your favourite movie?

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vagabond139

6 years ago

How was yale?

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ENG-zwei

6 years ago

Why don't you change your name to something easier?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Your post history is just a mystery lol

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Definitely not real and not a polish name at that

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Katulamppu

6 years ago

How do you prenounce your name

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Doxl420

6 years ago

What is your pride like

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rock_neurotiko

6 years ago

You probably have the Hardest Name in Poland

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Anonymous-angel

6 years ago

Why do you karma farm?

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iseedeff

6 years ago

gee how many seconds does it take you to write your full name?

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luluinstalock

6 years ago

do people like him think that polish people have no access to internet and never browse reddit to not realise that his name is not even slightly polish

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shapu

6 years ago

Bah, fake.

/r/casualiama/comments/da70o6/my_name_is_io_torkskin_and_i_make_adults_who_have/

/r/casualiama/comments/d9u0j8/my_name_is_elfia_yira_and_i_got_dropped_out_of/

/r/casualiama/comments/d986n0/my_name_is_ralph_hedgeburg_and_i_have_slept_with/

Mods, ban this guy

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[deleted]

6 years ago

All I had to read before I knew you weren’t polish was the name “Yorwic”. It sounds russian as fuck lmao

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ssnabberz

6 years ago

So i guess interning for Ben Shapiro didn’t work out?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Did you ever look down?

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RGB_ISNT_KING

6 years ago

Dude, your profile history is fucking hilarious, keep this shit up lmao

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NurseMiserable

6 years ago

Do people usually die trying to summit a 761 foot peak?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I do not know friend but the friend of my uncle Fryderyk died on the Mount and I do not know of any other Polish peoples who have tried this climbing

VeganGermanVapor

6 years ago

relieved handle salt spoon political unwritten future dependent terrific overconfident

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I support but many do not in the rural areas. My favorite are pierogi ruskie, are very very yummy

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juststuartwilliam

6 years ago

What an utterly random post history; I can't decide if you're karma farming or insane: either way, how's that working out for you?

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napoleoncalifornia

6 years ago

Nice catch

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ThrowTheCrows

6 years ago

IF; I; USE; ENOUGH; SEMI; COLONS;, REGARDLESS; OF; WHETHER; OR; NOT; THEY'RE; IN; THE; RIGHT; PLACE;, PEOPLE; WILL; THINK; I'M; SMART;!

But yeah, this dude's probably lying. He has many posts starting with “My name is..." But each one has a different name. Either it's a karma farm, or OP is clinically insane.

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juststuartwilliam

6 years ago

I only used one semi-colon, but thanks for your input.

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ThrowTheCrows

6 years ago

Yeah, I'm blind. Thought that colon was a semi-colon because I'm on my phone (though that is also being used incorrectly)

juststuartwilliam

6 years ago

I think you're probably right about the colon, relatively certain I used the semi-colon correctly though.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

In english is something close to "Swav-oh-veech-coh-voh-sh-ch-ov-ski"

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Can you say that slower?

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Frozty23

6 years ago

"Swav--oh--veech--coh--voh--sh--ch--ov--ski"

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Lots42

6 years ago

In Klingon you just declared war lol I don’t know

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LeapYearFriend

6 years ago

i don't remember you but you have +10 on my RES so you must be one funny motherfucker

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greenguy0120

6 years ago

Yeah, polish as fuck. Apart from the surname which is ridiculous and doesn’t exist, the name is also not-polish. If you want to bait people, at least put some effort into it dude.

Zchujały dzbanie

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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greenguy0120

6 years ago

I tried to make in non-translatable by using google

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fa1afel

6 years ago

You say “survive.” How many failed before you?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

The friend of my uncle Fryderyk died doing this climb and I think that is it who attempted

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MrPopcorn212

6 years ago

Ralof of Riverwood

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Leadstripes

6 years ago

Where is Mount Main?

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greenguy0120

6 years ago

Op’s full of shit

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

It is from the Tauranga, New Zealand

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Leadstripes

6 years ago

Mount Maunganui? It's only 232m high?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Yes yes was quite easy

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REsoleSurvivor1000

6 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

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PsychologicalTomato7

6 years ago

It didn’t. Check their post history.

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REsoleSurvivor1000

6 years ago

I saw. I did the above as sarcasm.

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that_fatasian

6 years ago

Where is that?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

It is from the Tauranga, New Zealand

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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_Polish_Potato_

6 years ago

Its fake. Not a real Polish name. Check his post history.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Aw. Shame

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_Polish_Potato_

6 years ago

As for the mountain, its somewhere in New Zealand according to another reply...

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