LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

October 10th, 2019

/r/cringe

7 years ago

Puked on the girl next to me in Math (who I just asked on a date)

Had bad macaroni for lunch, got to math, sat next to a cutie, convo went well to the point where I invited her to coffee next Tuesday, she said yes, I sneezed and then vomited on her. Yikes.

October 10th, 2019

Comments:

AnAnonymousSource_

7 years ago

According to bird law, you guys are married.

jckneisler

7 years ago

Hello Stan Marsh

AdamNicholas20

7 years ago

I want to know what her reaction was - or even just an update on Tuesday about the date!

LordMopsie

7 years ago

Jesus. Christ.

ChinkedPeron

7 years ago

Couldn’t you at least have puked to the side of her?

[deleted]

6 years ago

Fake af

brannock16

7 years ago

This is either the moment you met your future wife and will therefore have one of the most epic 'how I met your mother' stories of all time...or the moment she decided to ghost you next Tuesday.

LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Yeah I'm not showing up to that date

emilyjpc

7 years ago

Dude, you've gotta go. If she shows up after all that to find you stood her up, you'll have passed by a soulmate-level wifey.

laxbro224

7 years ago

Dude just explain it to her. This is literally like the beginning of a romantic comedy. If you guys end up hitting it off that’s literally like the best meeting story ever.

[deleted]

7 years ago

If you don’t go you suck

[deleted]

7 years ago

If you don't show up, that potentially makes you the guy who not only puked on her but also stood her up

[deleted]

7 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

That's significantly worse Jesus

CosmicGlitterCake

7 years ago

At least he didn't poop on her.

Altnob

7 years ago

Lol I know a girl in hs who pooped her pants on a date at the park with several other hs people around.

Her date took his pants off and gave them to her and took her home. Remember seeing the guy walking to his car with no pants on like wtf.