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October 21st, 2019

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/r/Showerthoughts

7 years ago

To hold a girl's hand must feel so good

October 21st, 2019

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Comments:

hhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggg

7 years ago

Not as good as giving your homeboy a fresh succ but I feel you

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Mattx603

7 years ago

A fresh what?

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13Chief

7 years ago

r/therealredditor

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TheAnagramancer

7 years ago

Yes, provided it is still attached to her arm.

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_ERR0R__

7 years ago

Wait

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legendaryboomer

7 years ago

Let's crank it up to 11 right off the bat shall we?

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[deleted]

7 years ago

Not like either of us would know

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Maybe we can hold hands

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[deleted]

7 years ago

we gonna have to say no homo?

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XClaytonHannaX

7 years ago

Dude, it's the 21st century, let me be the first to tell ya that relationships have almost been weeded out completely.

Internet porn and fleshlight is all a dude needs to reach satisfaction and there are sooooooo many drawbacks to holding a girls hand.

STDs, children, debt, cheating, alimony and stress all start with just some romantic hand holding.

Don't get down, be free.

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Karpukoly

7 years ago

They should hold the organ and the tulip

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livehardieyoung

7 years ago

Get out more.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

7 years ago

Ok douchebag

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[deleted]

7 years ago

Incel

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GeneralWiggin

7 years ago

Just because someone has no social life does not make them an incel, it makes them an average redditor lol

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