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November 3rd, 2019

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/r/unpopularopinion

6 years ago

If you enjoy watching the Avengers, you are a low IQ individual and there is nothing wrong with that.

Studies show those who enjoy superhero movies tend to be dumber than the general population. There's nothing wrong with being unintelligent, it's just high time we stop ignoring that if you wear a Bat-Man shirt, you are basically outting yourself as a low IQ individual. Its time for change tbh.

November 3rd, 2019

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Comments:

[deleted]

6 years ago

Studies show, huh?

Citation? I actually don’t watch super hero films but this is dumb af.

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G4ll0wsHum0ur

6 years ago

I’ve seen it all “if you like insert generic activity you are more/less intelligent” I think it’s fair to say people who preach that kind of belief are insecure about their intelligence

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I am a Quantum Physics professor at Oxford but yeah go off I guess

MasntWii

6 years ago

11 days ago, you were a 19-year-old biology major!

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G4ll0wsHum0ur

6 years ago

This is comedy gold XD

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

That is my daughter who shares this account. Stop creeping up on her or I will call the police

MasntWii

6 years ago

Sure dude, looking at your profile to verify that you pretending to be an Oxford prof makes me creep on your imaginary daughter.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

That's it I reported you to Reddit

OffBrandAquaman

6 years ago

You're seriously on crack. Quit while you're way way behind

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MasntWii

6 years ago

Please do, and explain to them how you sharing an account with your "daughter" doesnt breaks the "impersonates someone in a misleading or deceptive manner" policy!

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[deleted]

6 years ago

If you're gonna get caught so easily, you need to come up with better lies, not just open up "Overused Excuses: Volume 1" and pick randomly.

Might as well have claimed it was a social experiment, Tyler.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I'm not joking stop messaging her

[deleted]

6 years ago

Sorry bro, we just eloped. I'm your new 50+ year old son-in-law!

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G4ll0wsHum0ur

6 years ago

Then you should be smart enough to know what people like doesn’t make them more/less intelligent, you wouldn’t like it if someone looked at one of your hobbies and said you’re dumber for liking it would you?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

He’s not shit lol he’s some loser with a neck beard

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I shaved yesterday actually

LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

If the science backs it up, then I can cry about it all I want but it doesn't change the fact that it true

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G4ll0wsHum0ur

6 years ago

r/iamverysmart

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DIapered_Dragon

6 years ago

r/iamverysmart

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Quesdef

6 years ago

Hey I was gonna do that

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Loudoan

6 years ago

Even if it was true that people that enjoy superhero movies have a lower average intelligence than the general population, that still wouldn't mean that enjoying superhero movies makes you unintelligent. There are always exceptions, especially with a group this large.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

"IQ"

lmfaoo what are you, a quora user? literally, no NORMAL person says "IQ" unironically. 😂😂😂

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[deleted]

6 years ago

a low IQ individual

Did you know that one of the signs of emotional codependency is adopting the speaking patterns of the stronger personality?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I don't know half the words you just typed

Hufflepuff9000

6 years ago

Weren't you a professor in Oxford?

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MasntWii

6 years ago

It could also be his (imaginary) 19-year old daughter because it is totally normal for a middle-aged man to share an account with his adult daughter!

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Hufflepuff9000

6 years ago

According to his account he also disclassified the letter y as a vowel, and climbed mount main, slept with a man and women from every state, and is veery lonely because he iq wondering how it feels like to hold a girls hand. Well, at least he tried I guess?

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OffBrandAquaman

6 years ago

I love this place. Justice has been served

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Oh look someone that thinks he’s better then everyone cause he hate what you like.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I've never seen any of them. Does that make me a super genius?

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G4ll0wsHum0ur

6 years ago

You’re IQ is 3000 (Avengers fans will get the joke)

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BlendedSensations

6 years ago

Watching a movie is dark different than wearing batman t-shirts. Also, link to the studies you reference?

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NikiBonzo

6 years ago

STUDIES for example? Also no, it doesn't make you less intelligent, and I say that and I don't watch movies in general alot. So no. Not true.

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1096bimu

6 years ago

I enjoy watching the Avengers and my IQ was tested to be 135.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

r/iamverysmart

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1096bimu

6 years ago

Wow you actually know that sub? How ironic.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

r/selfawarewolves

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CommanderOfPudding

6 years ago

I want this to be true but don't think it is.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I feel like this applies more to shows like Big Bang theory

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