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November 8th, 2019

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/r/unpopularopinion

6 years ago

Every human is responsible for climate change and therefore everyone should be tortured for 15 minutes a day in reparation.

Since we all fucked the planet, every single one of us, every single human deserves to be punished in an equal way. The most fitting punishment it seems to me is like 15 minutes of torture every week. And that is being nice. 24 hours a day is what we all deserve for fucking the planet over for our future generations but we wouldn't be able to fix it with all our time being taken up by being tortured.

The planet, if it were sentient, should administer this torture. Perhaps by waterboarding us? Or burning us all? But since it is not sentient, we get away with fucking the planet unpunished.

November 8th, 2019

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GrilledStuffedDragon

6 years ago

For a second I was worried you seriously thought this.

Then I checked your profile and realized you don't actually put thought into...Well, anything you post, and figured this is just you trolling again.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

This is a Pakistani commune account. 101 people share this account. Anyway, You are complicit in fucking the planet.

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6 years ago

r/quityourbullshit

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GrilledStuffedDragon

6 years ago

Hm. TIL I'm 101 Pakistanis.

Maybe that's why my clothes don't fit too well.

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AJcraig28

6 years ago

Who would’ve guessed that a 101 Pakistanis are in agreement that everyone deserves to be tortured for 24 hours a day

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Wilhelm_Van_Astrea

6 years ago

So?

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6 years ago

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Wilhelm_Van_Astrea

6 years ago

Sure.

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AsuraBoss1

6 years ago

I’ll fuck the planet again just to spite you. Watch me.

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sanguine-addiction

6 years ago

You need to fucking just log off the internet for today bud.

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6 years ago

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sanguine-addiction

6 years ago

So are you, you fucking piece of shit. Get out of here.

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sanguine-addiction

6 years ago

After reading your post history, you've proven yourself to be nothing but a troll. You lie, dont put my thought into what you actually post, and what you do post is just trash. How fucking pathetic.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

This is a Pakistani commune account. 101 people share this account. Anyway, You are complicit in fucking the planet.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

"Everyone"

Even pregnant women, babies, children, burn victims, cancer patients, elderly, abuse victims, the handicaped, and terminally? A bit sadistic there, mate.

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6 years ago

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Kidi_Kiderson

6 years ago

Being tortured is hot I’m down

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ThisGuitarGuy

6 years ago

You’re right! Definitely agree.

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6 years ago

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ThisGuitarGuy

6 years ago

Yes, what do you want me to do? I’ll set a timer

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6 years ago

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ThisGuitarGuy

6 years ago

Sweet. I’ll go read for other post for 15 minutes.

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