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November 8th, 2019

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/r/Showerthoughts

6 years ago

If you have drinken a beer in the past two days, you are 50% beer and 25% air.

November 8th, 2019

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Comments:

mrslugo

6 years ago

drinken

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zenkii1337

6 years ago

Pretty sure op is german

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Tak, jestem! Tu tambien? Ovelay eeingsay theroay ermansgay! Ich habe deine Mutter gestern abend geficket.

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Ahjonnie

6 years ago

Isnt that polish? I can read the first part

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xHerrKeksx

6 years ago

Its polish, spanish, german and something else.

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Bart_1980

6 years ago

You do realise I'm slightly larger than a glass right? Also tend to be less airy.

But please light another one.

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Axilllla

6 years ago

That’s not how that works

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IAintNotPedobear

6 years ago

That's not how any of this works.

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GotMyOrangeCrush

6 years ago

That's not how any of these things don't work.

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The_Quackening

6 years ago

what? no.

This is like the same logic as "when playing the lottery, you either win, or you dont! its 50/50!"

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

it's more similar to "if I am 50 years old, that means I am twice as likely to get laid as when I was 5"

CaptainCruden

6 years ago

0 times 2 is still 0

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xHerrKeksx

6 years ago

Why twice?

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GotMyOrangeCrush

6 years ago

Grammar murderer.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

that's not even how you spell grammer you f**l

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GotMyOrangeCrush

6 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

link doesnt' work

XDXDXD
XDXDXD

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GotMyOrangeCrush

6 years ago

Doze two

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SherpaJones

6 years ago

Fail.

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